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Really Deep Thoughts Right Now Volume 02 : Issue #1686
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Tori Amos, "Thoughts"
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no buddy christ [ "John Bragazzi" <wasserman@operamai ]
Re: RDT Right Now #1684 [ Simon Booth <sbooth1@satx.rr.com> ]
SPOILER: MINORITY REPORT [ Matt Smith <M.S.Smith-01@student.lb ]
replies [ Simon Booth <sbooth1@satx.rr.com> ]
The origins of spam! [ Simon Booth <sbooth1@satx.rr.com> ]
oh so tired [ Succubus Barbie <Abulia@imaterroris ]
ToriCon RAINN Auction [ Nadyne Mielke <nadyne@mindspring.co ]
replies [ Simon Booth <sbooth1@satx.rr.com> ]
[ =======================> In RDT History <======================= ]
On August 3rd in 1992, updated tour dates and itinery are
posted, and discussion about "Eric's Song" (what is now
commonly refered to as "Song for Eric").
In 1993, Happy Rhodes, and people sorting out what is actually
happening for Torifest (August 1st) and OkTorifest (October
1st).
In 1994, the results for the list poll on least fave Tori track
(with MAAG coming out on top), Tori and vulgarity dominate
discussion, and a member posts an article with psychologist and
songwriter impressions of "Cornflake Girl". Plus, a member
posts about a connection between Honey and Toni Morrison's
"Beloved". The same member also posts:
Anyway---- here's some Tori trivia for all you die-hard fans
who know EVERYTHING about Tori ---- is the urine in the SATY
Video and LE artwork Tori's or someone elses? I've been
wondering about that for awhile.
[It's honey, not urine.]
In 1995, more bounced digests and more complaints about them
(and a note from Chris saying it should be cleared up soon).
In 1996, female gymnasts, interpretations of the line "You
think I'm a queer, I think you're a queer", bunny rabbits
(which digresses into weird pet eating habits),
"Trainspotting", someone wants to remind all that this is a
Tori list (not a gymnastics, drugs, frontal nudity in movies,
Alanis, or Jewel list), Nutella, and concert reviews.
In 1997, Lilith Fair, and responses to a member's inquiry about
lyrics from unknown (to him) Tori songs.
In 1998, people sticking up for the 15-year-old fans.
In 1999, Blair Witch.
In 2000, continuing discussion about the members who left, and
the ensuing discussion about freedom of speech and how the list
is run, politics, and garden gnomes.
In 2001, SirCam, and continuing on with the suicide thread.
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Date: Fri, 02 Aug 2002 18:30:23 +0800
From: "John Bragazzi" <wasserman@operamail.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: no buddy christ
Bethany said:
> somewhere in the painting you put the words
> "pain" or the word "joy"
I agree. It's the same with music. You play somebody a piece of music and
get their reaction. And then put words to that music, and (depending on
the words) the reaction can change a lot.
Patti Smith started as a visual artist, by the way. Then she started
adding words to the drawings. Gradually the words took up more and more
space, so she became a poet.
(and, as you know, I have a painting in my living room which prominently
features the word "Ha")
Cheefooska Juan said:
> my purpose is not to offend catholics here, but it is a travesty.
My father taught me a lot of useful things (things like, "whenever you sign
something, always keep a copy," and "a lot of people can write a good first
act, the difficult part is to write a good third act"), and we disagreed
about a lot of things, but, looking back, the thing I admire and thank him
for the most is that, when he was 21, he left the Catholic Church.
A lot of Catholics simply stop going to church, but still consider
themselves Catholics, but that wasn't enough for my father. He had to make
a definite break. I'm sure that was difficult, especially with his family
(he was first generation Italian-American), but he had to do it, and I'm
glad he did.
I wish he would have lived long enough to see "Dogma."
AS B/4,
John
(just heard on the radio that New York librarians are being required to
cover their tattoos and piercings, and stop wearing mini-skirts. My
father, a former librarian, would have got a laugh out of that, too)
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"in this land, right now, some are insane,
and they're in charge." -- the gang of four
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Date: Fri, 02 Aug 2002 08:52:00 -0500
From: Simon Booth <sbooth1@satx.rr.com>
To: RDT Right Now <rdtrn@torithoughts.org>
Subject: Re: RDT Right Now #1684
I want one of these! :
http://www.the-rocketman.com/gphr_state/whlchair_frt.jpg
and here's more about what the music industry is doing to net based radio:
http://www.pcworld.com/resource/printable/article/0,aid,103403,00.asp
welcome back linda :)
bethany wrote:
>i have a hard time in critiques, because i always seem to blurt out what i'm
>feeling at the bottom of my gut, rather than thinking it through and coming
>up with some huge statement. which i'm not sure if that's a good thing or
>not.
I think it's because when we're exposed to a truly profound work, we feel
obligated to try to say something equally profound in the way of a
critique. Feeling that after being blown away by something it just
wouldn't be right to simply say "that was great".
The flip side of that seems to be the longwinded film critiques I've seen
where it seems like the critic is looking for all sorts of things in the
movie that just aren't there.
other really excellent comments about words and their impact. Oh- there
was a scuplture that was salvaged from the WTC ruins. Was that the work
you were referring to?
>whew. my brain is fried, and i have to say goodnight now. so glad Jessi
>isn't here to ruin this discussion with her hysterics.
hey! miss parsons hasn't been here in a while, and she never objected your
discussions ;)
Interested observations on how DVD's cost the same as or less than CD's.
That's something I'd love to seen an explantion for.
>goodness, i'm certainly verbose these days.
you say that like it's a bad thing ;)
>
>and btw, just to clarify - when you reply to me, call me Bethany and call
>Beth Winegarner Beth, just to avoid confusion on either on our parts.
nah, we'll just call you "that roo-sen girl" ;)
lavs:
>ha! I just realised the new release date is my Dad's b'day. I doubt he even
>knows who Tori is.
endeavor to change that ;)
>Woohoo, I got a new sewing machine today!
wonder where this thread is going....
from jim g:
>For those who don't know the word for mishearing lyrics (or anything
>else for that matter), it's "mondegreen."
A regional radio show ran a program about that last year, and the examples
of misheard songs were truly mind boggling. Some songs might hard to
understand but many of the misheard songs were obvious enough that you'd
wonder how anyone could have made the mistake!
>
>Among my favorites include "The ants are my friends, they're blowing
>in the wind," "'When a man loves a walnut,"
classics in the world of mondegreens!
>and "Looking for a satyr
>beneath these dirty sheep..."
the one mondegreen that damns one to hell.
>>incidentally: what's the correct spelling? I've seen it written both way-
>>Tse-tung as well as Zedong.
>
>Both are correct. In the '80's, as China was trying to gain more
>acceptance among its Western potential trading partners, it decided
>to formalize the transliteration of its words and names.
)
I knew about the change but never knew why. Good info on that. I had
known that it wasn't the same as had occured in the former Soviet Union
where for polictical reasons place names were changed. There's a Russian
city called Volgograd, although it's famous for the World War II battle
that took place there. But said battle isn't referred to as the Battle of
Volgograd.
>
>The Russians have done something similar, but guys like Tchaikovsky
>are so etched into the public consciousness, we wouldn't recognize
>the name if it were spelled "Chajkovskij," now would we?
That just doesn't look right. What's next? Americans changing the
spellings of words like center, color, and endeavor, to "fit in" better
with the rest of the world? ;)
>1. Mr. Holland's Opus
there was the homage to Judas Priest I wanted to make:
Mr. Halford's Opus ;)
>Top five albums (subject to change without notice)
>
>1. Delerium: Poem
>2. John Lennon: Plastic Ono Band
>3. Cousteau: Cousteau
>4. Harry Chapin: Dance Band on the Titanic
>5. Tori Amos: Under the Pink
hmmm....you did check the sequence before you posted? Something is very
wrong.
bethey- great posting about the whole issue of laws and punsihment vs.
education. It seems like the authorities are quicker to exact retribution
on people over minor offenses because they're the easy targets, rather than
go after the people who really are a threat to the community.
juan- very interesting firsthand account of the situation in Mexico. Seems
like the two countries Americans know the least about are Canada and
Mexico. Is that a pattern elsewhere in the world I wonder? People knowing
the least about the countries closest to them I mean.
The US press has played up how great President Fox is supposed to be
because he's the first Mexican president since the 1930s who wasn't from
the PRI party. Is it true that he's no better than his predecessors?
>cheefooska the satanic cookie monster
a cookie monster who works for microsoft ;)
later!
Simon
contact me at: AOL IM: PhoenyxxS MSN: phoenyxx
ICQ: 155394538 Yahoo: phoenyxx2002
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Date: Fri, 02 Aug 2002 21:53:04 +0100 (BST)
From: Matt Smith <M.S.Smith-01@student.lboro.ac.uk>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: SPOILER: MINORITY REPORT
hi guys
****
if you don't want to read about major plot details for "minority report", skip
the rest of this post!!
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i'm hoping you lovely people might be able to help me out with something which
has been bugging me today - an apparent paradox in "minority report".
ok, here's the thing. the whole chain of events which leads john anderton to
be in the room with leo crow is set off by john seeing the precogs'
foretelling
of the murder. it seems to me paradoxical that the precogs foresaw a murder
that would have had no chance of happening if they hadn't foreseen it.
any thoughts?
matt
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"Le coeur a ses raisons, que la raison ne connaÓt point."
Blaise Pascal, "PensÈes"
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Date: Fri, 02 Aug 2002 20:11:54 -0500
From: Simon Booth <sbooth1@satx.rr.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: replies
hello!
cyndi wrote about the flaming she encountered on another list:
> (I *hate* flamewars.) I said that in a
>post.. and then someone accused me of having "A.S.S."--Attention Seeking
>Syndrome.
the standard accusation when you attempt to create an atmosphere where the
accusers *aren't* the center of attention. when someone accuses you of
"attention seeking", know that it's really because the accusers are trying
to avoid being called that themselves ;)
>*** Remember...The *Neck* Needs Sunblock Too (Sunburn SUU-UUCKS) digest ***
Sunblock ad campaign in the southern US ;)
lavs wrote about the new album:
>To sum it all up... it's still growing. I guess it doesn't leave a fantastic
>aftertaste, though it's not bad. I was grabbed by Bliss and SLG more than
>this.
I predict that on this very list we will read postings about how it's the
greatest album of the year (AT 39)
brian- good "counter" argument to the postings about copy protection. I
totally agree that the recording industry could have gotten on board in the
beginning to take advantage of the 'net instead of simply attacking piracy
without coming up with decent solutions. Something similar has happened in
regards to coventional broadcasting vs. net-based radio. Rather than take
advantage of a new medium, there's a push from the large broadcasting
companies and the recording industry to effectively create a
royalty/licensing plan that makes it prohibitivly expensive for 'net radio
operations to survive while the fees for conventially broadcasters
conveniently remains the same. Instead of seeing the potential of the
medium, they're using their clout and money to force their potential future
competition to be legislated out of existence.
> *** A Wholesome Mind Is Wasted Potential digest ***
hehehehe! ;)
cyndi wrote:
> hee hee.. I've *gotta* say this. I'd rather have someone lop off
>my right ear as it's all purely decoration anyway!!
don't forget that ears are there so we have something to help hold our
glasses on and as a referrence point on our heads so we don't pull our hats
down too far ;)
seriously though, what purpose do human ears serve? the external part
doesn't seem to have any connection to hearing, and they don't seem to
cover the openings to the ear canal (as do the ears on some animals).
claire wrote:
>Is it just me, or is the windows xp design just ugly (I've just been
>defaulted back to it)?
Of coure XP is ugly, but Windows has been pure crap since version 3.1.
Gates wanted to named it after his lucky number in hexadecimal code so it
was almost called Windows 29A, but his marketing people told him it would
have been too obvious.
And then there's the newer X-Box design being developed, which looks
suspiciously like a Chinese puzzle box.....
>Not that I really have a problem with xp in
>general... it apologises when it's going to crash, which is a nice addition.
Unlike the WinBlows 98 error messages which IMHO are the computer
equivalent to saying "Fuck You! I'm shutting down and you can't stop me!" ;)
congrats on the spanish test grades :)
brian wrote:
>Why do people answer my rhetorical questions?
I don't know.
>But at the same
>time, people all over the world actually leave hospital better off than
>when they went in every day.
While I'm sure that's the case most of the time, I can provide an account
to the contrary.....
cyndi wrote:
>rofl.. now you need to go see Austin Powers number 3! rofl.. did
>you watch the stuff during the end credits, Simon? crazy stuff.. lol..
I need to see both movies again- TNT screws with the closing credits so
they're not even readable!
>.. don't
>forget I also love to make music videos on my editing machine. :)
that reminds me: I've experimented with "music videos" myself- although
it's seeing how an existing song can be synched with unrelated film
footage. Like the cool spaceflight montage I put together and synched with
music from Kitaro.
>Simon said: "Is it just me, or does it seem like with all the reports of
>evil things terrorists *might* do being reported, it's just giving them
>ideas?"
> uh, yes, and no.. yes because maybe they hadn't thought of it
>before.. and no because if we mentioned it, chances are, we're expecting
>it.. and if we're expecting it, they won't be able to actually carry
>those nasty plans out.
true, I guess it's always going to be a catch 22- warn people and run the
risk of giving terrorists ideas, or don't talk about possibilities for
future attacks and the public ends up not being mentally prepared- knowing
what suspicious activities to look for or what ways one can protect
themselves.
megan the succubus barbie wrote:
>Today I went to a 'feast', which was basically me, Ade, Sam, and Laura
>getting together at Laura's house to eat food and play 'wetball' over a
>frog spitting water while her brother burned things.
so her brother's name is Beavis? or Donald Elbert? ;)
If he's not careful they'll send him to the nuthouse in Terre Haute!
brian wrote:
>Subject: Is that a gun in your pocket?
Someone once asked Puff Daddy that.
>It was weirder again that night when I got home and
>saw on the news that a guy tried to assassinate the French president with a
>rifle he'd concealed in a guitar case. Maybe I've just watched Desperado
>too many times.
I was thinking similarly when I first heard about it. An assassin who
likes American gangster and police story films a little too much- the gun
in a guitar case seems so cliche.
During interogation by the police, I wonder if he said he was working
alone, or if he was merely a patsy or fall guy for others involved. And
has he said anything about having been viewing the movie "Taxi Driver" a lot?
They better be careful escorting throught the parking garage of the police
headquarters.
>Funny you should mention Canberra now, as I'm doing field service down
>there on Friday.
Is Canberra really in the middle of nowhere? Reminds me of how Brasilia
was built in the remotest place possible in Brazil.
>>Or allowing Tazers on board. I can see it now- the offending cellphone
>>user calls a friend back on Earth, and the friend answers their phone, to
>>hear their Mars-bound friend say "Guess where I'm calling from...zzzzaap!"
>Bugger the space ships, I want to be able to use one of those on the train.
I can see it now: "Yes your honor, I know Tazers are illegal..but the guy
had a cell phone on the train!" Judge pounds gavel and declares the case
dismissed!
>No, he just does a simple comb-over. The man is all class. Murdoch would
>have far more power than Gates, so in that he is the devil incarnate. The
>shares in his company have been diving for months now, but you won't read
>about that in any of his newspapers or see it on his TV stations. Yet when
>other companies have a hiccup, they're the first to yell and scream.
Yep, sounds like the way Fox News Channel has been reporting the business
world. Now I understand why they're showing so much enthusiasm covering
all the stock problems and illegal activities other companies are getting
busted for. Means that Murdoch must really be hiding something!
>>Seriously- the Airplane movies were retitled outside the US?
>
>Yup! Surely I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Why the hell would US films need to be retitled in another English-speaking
country? It sounds a little like the way older TV shows have sometimes
been retitled for out-of-production syndication, even though the shows are
well-known enough that the retitling is sort of moot.
later!
Simon
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Date: Fri, 02 Aug 2002 20:36:12 -0500
From: Simon Booth <sbooth1@satx.rr.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: The origins of spam!
Really funny thing I found on the Straight Dope site ( straightdope.com )
about where email spam originated:
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3:1
Now the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field which the LORD
God had made. And he said unto the woman, "Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not
replyth to any e-mail, save from those that thou knowest"?
3:2
And the woman said unto the serpent, "We may reply to any e-mail of persons
and personages that we know:
3:3
But of the strange, and the unsolicited we shall not touch, lest we violate
the T&Cs."
3:4
And the serpent said unto the woman, "Ye shall not surely voilate the T&Cs!"
3:5
But the woman, being no dummy said "Bull. Get Ye lost, snake!" and
strolleth off the snake did.
3:6
"And yet" thought the serpent "There are possiblities here..." and his
crafty mind set to work
3:7
And it so it was, the next morning that the woman saw a message appear on
the terminal screen near the tree: "UNCONTROLLED TEENAGE SEXXXXX NYMPHOS!"
it promised
3:8
But the woman said "My husband Adam is my perfect mate. What need have I
for UNCONTROLLED TEENAGE SEXXXX NYMPHOS?" and deleteth she the infernal
message, unopened.
3:9
The nexth dayth, the woman returned only to find another message: "MAKE
MONEY FAST!!!!!!!!!!"
3:10
But again the woman proved wise as she said "What needth I of money? The
LORD provideth for me." and again deleted the message.
3:11
"Cursssssseth! Foiled again!" hissed the Serpent.
3:12
The Snake trieth for several days: "POTENT ERECTION CREME!", "LIVE FOREVER
WITH MAGIC MAGNET RINGS!", "THE HOLY-WOOD APPLE DIET! LOSE #####s NOW!" But
the woman boughteth none of that bad shit.
3:13
Then the snake, in the pits of dispair had an idea that raiseth him higher
than THE CLIFFS OF INSANITY!
3:14
And it was on the very nexteth day that the woman found the followingth
message:
[b] REQUEST FOR AN URGENT ASSISTANCE:[b]
And with no little trepidation, the woman openeth the message.
3:14.5
LADYMARYAM ABACHA
ABACHA COURT
GIDADO ROAD
KANO - NIGERIA
DEAR THE WOMAN: EVE,
I AM LADY MARYAM ABACHA, WIFE OF LATE GENERAL SANI ABACHA, EX-MILITARY HEAD
OF STATE OF NIGERIA WHO DIED ON THE 8TH OF JUNE 1998 OF HEART PROBLEMS. I
CONTACTED YOU BECAUSE OF MY NEED TO DEAL WITH PERSONS WHOM MY FAMILY AND I
HAVE HAD NO PREVIOUS PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS.
SINCE THE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND, MY FAMILY HAS BEEN SUBJECTED TO ALL SORTS OF
HARASSMENT AND INTIMIDATION WITH LOTS OF NEGATIVE REPORTS EMANATING FROM
THE GOVERNMENT AND THE PRESS ABOUT MY HUSBAND. THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT HAS
ALSO ENSURED THAT OUR BANK ACCOUNTS ARE FROZEN AND ALL ASSETS SEIZED.
IT IS IN VIEW OF THIS, THAT I SEEK YOUR CO-OPERATION AND ASSISTANCE IN THE
TRANSFER OF THE SUM OF ONE OR SEVERAL APPLES, BEING THAT THE VERY LAST OF
MY FAMILY FUND IN MY POSSESSION AND CONTROL IS GONE.
THE FEDERAL GOVERNEMENT SEIZED ALL OUR PROPERTIES AND FROZE ALL OUR
ACCOUNTS BOTH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL AFTER THE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND, BUT MY
ONLY HOPE NOW IS THAT YOU SEND US FRUIT OF YOUR GARDEN TO EAT, ESPECIALLY
THE APPLES!
IF YOU CARE IF YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP, PLEASE EAT OF ONE APPLE TO INSURE
THEIR GOODNESS, THAT THERE BE NO INSECT INFESTATIONS THAT WOULD CAUSE
CALIFORNIA TO REJECT THEIR SHIPMENT, THEN PACK SEVERAL MORE, THAT WE MAY
EAT OF THEM AND STAY ALIVE!
MEANWHILE, OUR INTENTION IS TO COME TO YOUR COUNTRY BASED ON YOUR ADVICE
AND PLEASE ENSURE TO KEEP THIS PROPOSAL VERY SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FOR
OBVIOUS REASONS AND SEND TO US YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE/FACSIMILE NUMBER AND
PASSWORD INFORMATION FOR EASY AND CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION.
PLEASE TREAT THIS AS A FORM OF HUMANITARIAN SERVICE BECAUSE WE ARE IN DIRE
NEED OF YOUR HELP.
PLEASE LET US KNOW THAT HELP IS ON THE WAY!
WE AWAIT YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE.
SINCERELY,
LADY MARYAM ABACHA
3:15
And The woman's heart was touched by this letter. And she called her
husband over and he too read the letter and his heart too was touched.
Together they sampled an apple and finding that it was good, composed a
brief reply proclaimthing that the apples would be senteth by FedEx the
very next day! And together they presseth ENTER to send. And they did
sendeth it! And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they
were naked, their e-mail account laid bare and thousands and thousands of
SPAM MESSAGES flowed in from across the world to their e-mail account!
3:16
And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, "What is up with
thou? I tried to e-mail you, but your mailbox is full! From whence these
messages?"
3:17
And the man said, "My mailbox is full because I am being deluged with
SEXXXX KITTENS and MAKE $$$$$ FAST and POTENT ERECTION CREAM and ENLARGE
YOUR SKINNY TITTIES messages! I was afraid, because my account is naked
before the net; and I hid myself. "
3:18
And HE said, "Who told them of thy e-mail account? How knowest they that it
is active? Hast thou replied to spam, whereof I commanded thee that thou
shouldest not reply? "
3:19
And the man said, "The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she showed me
the message of the poor Nigerian lady..."
3:20
And the LORD God said unto the woman, "What is this that thou hast done?"
And the woman said, "The serpent beguiled me, and we did reply."
3:21
"FOOLS!" cried THE LORD "Knowest not that the Nigerian Scam is the oldesth
in the book? And besides, there isth no-one in Nigeria! It hasn't been
inventedth yet!" And the man and woman wepth as they realized that they
were, indeed fools.
3:22
And the LORD God said unto the serpent, "Because thou hast done this, thou
art cursed above all newbies, and above every beast of the field; upon thy
belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: I
name thee "Spammer"
3:23
And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and
her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. And all
men and women will hate and flame thee."
3:24
And the snake said "I can live with that." and slithered off.
3:25
Unto the woman he said, "Thou wilt be condemned to delete spam for the rest
of thine days. And thy nights will be filled forever emptying thine e-mail
accounts unto that day when spam-filters are invented. And even then, some
will still get through!"
3:26
And unto Adam he said, "Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy
wife, and hast replied to the spam, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou
shalt not reply to it: cursed art thou; in sorrow shalt thou read of it all
the days of thy life;
3:27
Thine days of free T3 access are goneth like the wind. Now thou shalt only
have dial up. And it shalt not even have a flat fee; thou must haveth an
hourly rate!
3:28
In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the
ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust
shalt thou return as thou tryeth to earn enough to pay for access. "
3:29
So he drove out the man and the woman; and he placed at the east of the
garden of Eden a IP-filter, and a flaming firewall which turned every way,
to keep the way of the ISP of life.
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Well I thought is was funny! ;)
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Date: Fri, 2 Aug 2002 19:42:25 -0700 (PDT)
From: Succubus Barbie <Abulia@imaterrorist.com>
To: Really Deep Thoughts Right Now <rdtrn@torithoughts.org>
Subject: oh so tired
Hola mes amies,
I just came back from the gym and my entire body has magically turned into
human-flavored jello. Don't ask me how, but if Bill Cosby gets near me
with his damn cookie cutters, I'm going for the jugular. I don't care how
much I wiggle when he tries to eat me. ...Wait. That didn't sound too
good. Nevermind. Off subject. Anyways.
My top five movies in my currently dead mind:
1. Run Lola Run
2. Donnie Darko
3. Labyrinth
4. Requiem For A Dream
5. Clue
I am so dead. Bury me deep under the covers. I'm dead. Pushin up the
daisies and the occasional marigold (or, as my friend Yiwei calls them,
"Maggiegold"). I have to email my roommate Sharon and then brush my teeth,
take my happy control-your-period pill, and then POOF! it's off to bed I
go. So goodnight all and may sweet dreams grace you with the occasion
weird one involving cold filters and faceless mouths that float around in
the air making sucking motions. Those are always cool.
Hello to the new people. I command you all to come up with a cool new
topic of conversation, because I for one am too damn dead to think of
anything right now outside of the strange fishy delusions that are
currently floating arond my sleep deprived brain.
It's lightening out. Gotta go. Get electrocuted. Au revoir.
How Now, Brown Cow?
Megan Christine Auffart
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I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!
--- Gelett Burgess (1866-1951)
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http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/abulia/
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Date: Fri, 02 Aug 2002 19:49:36 -0700
From: Nadyne Mielke <nadyne@mindspring.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: ToriCon RAINN Auction
Hello everyone!
The fifth annual ToriCon RAINN Auction is now in full swing! This year, we
have a great array of items, including:
* a copy of the _From the Choirgirl Hotel_ lyrics book, autographed by Tori
* several necklaces, including the now-withdrawn 'China' necklace
* _Lyrics_ limited edition hardcover book
There are other interesting non-Tori items, including a Bondage Barbie,
Hello Kitty vibrator, and a Poe condom lollipop.
Bidding has already started, and ends on Sunday at 3pm Eastern. Check out
the website at:
http://www.little-blue-world.org/people/nadyne/auction/
This is ToriCon's fifth auction. Last year, we raised more than $3000 for
RAINN. In total, we have raised more than $10,000 for RAINN, and hope to
continue our streak. We realise that this isn't every much money in the
grand scheme of things, but we're happy to do whatever we can to help out
this great cause.
If you have any questions or would like to place a bid, you can send them
to <auction@rmta.org>.
Thanks! :)
Nadyne.
{ToriCon RAINN Auction webmistress}
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Date: Sat, 03 Aug 2002 00:00:00 -0500
From: Simon Booth <sbooth1@satx.rr.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: replies
hello again!
cyndi wrote:
> Sweeeeeet.. you're an intellectual! I don't dig sports unless
>it's basketball in my cousins' driveway in Oklahoma. :D
I'll raise you one better: I've *never* played sports. Something I take
pride in ;)
> Simon then said: "....even with that telescope, a 3 inch
>reflector I could still get great views of Jupiter's largest moons,
>Saturn's rings, and excellent close-in looks at the moon."
> DUDE! that ROCKS! lol golly! what'd it all look like? are they
>colored like they supposedly are in the professional pics taken by ppl
>like NASA?
The professionally made pics from are from very large telescopes, and more
recently, the pics of planets are from the robotic probe missions, but the
one other reason some of the pics taken through telescopes (nebula and
galaxies for example) look the way the do is because those photos are
exposures built up over time (minutes or sometimes even hours) so the film
(or CCD unit in a digital camera) can record far more light coming in than
the human eye can pick up.
Little know fact is that professional astronomers don't actually look
through a telescope ;)
That said though, even through my small telescope, just putting my eye to
the eyepiece I could still get some pretty cool views- like the Orion
Nebula's colors weren't as easy to see but the obvious "star cloud"
appearance was visible, as well as the larger cloud features on Jupiter and
Saturn's rings. Things like binary stars were easily resolved as well.
And slightly larger telescopes with the proper tracking drive and camera
setups can get pics comparable to what's been obtained from cameras
attached to large observatory telescopes.
One of these days I need to get a new telescope- and a good spot away from
light pollution to make for better stargazing :)
> Simon then wondered: "I know my interest in space and astronomy
>really was a sore spot with some people, like I was doing something
>wrong, but I've never totally understood why one should be so angry at
>someone for enjoying learning things on their own."
> If you did it all the time (I did it a LOT when I was
>younger--read I mean.) and hardly visited with the outer world, that's
>probably all it was.. they probably just wanted you to visit THEM for a
>change. *shrug*
Well it's not like I was camped out in the backyard stargazing all the time
or failing in school because I was reading stuff I liked over what was
assigned in class ;) There was just a period of time (middle and high
school) where it seemed like my family acted like indulging in something I
enjoy during "down time" meant that I was something copping out on or
cheating on schoolwork. My parents always made a big deal about
responsibility and education, which overall was a good thing on their part.
I just think they got very carried away and too aggressive trying to make
sure that I wasn't hung up on one interest or making sure I was doing well
in school. Of course I made sure that things like school and just being
around other people had priority. And yes, despite the arguments about me
being "obsessed" with things, I still (and still do!) spend lots of time
with my family and friends ;)
cool "Happy Phantom" quote from the tori interview :)
about pets and esp:
> My brother's dog picks up on them very well. When they were
>fretting and worrying that the loan for their new house wouldn't go
>through, she was laying around bummed too. And then they got the phone
>call that the loan DID go through and they immediately were happy, and KC
>(the dog) immediately started bouncing around the house and being happy..
>crazy, isn't it? :)
There was something I saw on TV a few years ago that showed dogs and cats
left alone at home while their owners were out for the day "knowing" it was
getting close to the time someone would be coming how. Hidden cameras in
the homes showed the pets getting excited even though there was no external
cues that their respective owners were heading home.
about my first attempt at writing:
> dude, that's ridiculous.. totally ridiculous.. she took offense
>to what *YOU* felt? hmmph. can't please everybody.
I should have clarified that for the most part, people as a whole seem
pretty cool about someone in a wheelchair or with some other type of
disability. But I have encountered a dirty little secret of the disabled
community: lots of internal hostility- small factions of disabled persons
and people in support roles leveling lots of nastiness at the rest of the
"community". Sort of a bizarre form of the cliques and "in" and "out"
groups schoolkids form, with the hardcore enforcing of assinine social
protocols and being really obnoxious and petty about image.
Myself and many others express themselves in ways that violate the
"stoicism in the face of adversity" rule. The image of the
"uber-handicapped" fuels a serious disdain for anything intellectual among
the disabled.
Thing is, *lots* of disabled persons feel left out (as I do) by the
"official" support because it focuses heavily on a lot of the same crap all
the time. Ubermacho males playing hardcore sports get tons of coverage in
the disabled-themed media, while I have yet to see much about disabled
writers, musicians, video producers (personal here ;) ), or space/science
types. Waxing philosophical and being frank about how things are isn't
allowed. And for reasons I've mentioned at length previously, me
connecting with any of the machismo being shoved down people's throats is
simply an impossibility.
Don't get me wrong- I'm not depressed about things like I used to be, and
for the most part I'm fine about lots of things and I feel confident enough
to say so when something sucks instead of feeling obligated to lie about
it. And me wanting to write stuff is starting to "thaw". I haven't
gotten a whole lot written, mostly notes about ideas for a sci-fi story
I've been thinking about and coming up with ways to educate people about
disability issues in a way that's honest but still leave the audience with
a positive feeling about it.
Overall, the problem I've run into with criticism isn't that lots of people
react negatively, it's that a few very vocal people react in ways that are
very out of proportion to whatever they think is wrong with something of
mine that they've seen. Sometimes a few people make enough noise that it
drowns out the good responses that come along.
cool site btw! I can sympathize about having to work around limitations *hug*
jim wrote:
>Subject: Dog Named Blue
hey lavs- isn't that your daughter's favorite TV show? ;)
later!
Simon
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