RDT Right Now #1720

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Date: Sun, 29 Sep 2002 14:33:00 -0700
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Really Deep Thoughts Right Now			Volume 02 : Issue #1720

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                                         Tori Amos, "Thoughts"
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  Re: RDT Right Now #1709               [ "Simon Booth" <sbooth1@satx.rr.com> ]
  Re: RDT Right Now #1710               [ "Simon Booth" <sbooth1@satx.rr.com> ]
  droopy poop on a stick and birthday   [ Cyndi S Crawford <cyndi.crawford@ju ]
  Porn!                                 [ Jim <jimphynn@mindspring.com> ]
  Looking forward to an early night     [ "Lavenda" <earth@comcen.com.au> ]
  Birthday Chain Letter                 [ "Lavenda" <earth@comcen.com.au> ]
  happy fluffy replies and stuff!       [ "Madame Ade" <alexandriasisp@hotmai ]
  weekend!                              [ "Madame Ade" <alexandriasisp@hotmai ]
  Bethey                                [ Cyndi S Crawford <cyndi.crawford@ju ]
  randomness                            [ "Madame Ade" <alexandriasisp@hotmai ]
  have a holly jolly christmas          [ "Madame Ade" <alexandriasisp@hotmai ]
  gabba gabba hey, gabba gabba hey!     [ Cyndi S Crawford <cyndi.crawford@ju ]
  Ridiculous.                           [ "Julie H." <julieh214@hotmail.com> ]
  all over the place                    [ Linda <lindagyne@yahoo.com> ]
  Finally!                              [ "Julie H." <julieh214@hotmail.com> ]



  [ =======================>  In RDT History  <======================= ]


     On September 27th in 1993, the Tori interview from the first
     issue of Upside Down is posted. Tori (on the day she auditioned
     for the Peabody):

        Anyway, I remember getting together my repertoire and
        feeling like this was a really big deal.  You know when you
        are a little kid, imagine when trying out for little league
        or something.  You know that your life could change if you
        got this thing, whatever it was.  I sensed that maybe these
        people would understand where I was going and we could all
        make music together. It could be like the greatest fun that
        ever was...

     Also, members were discussing David Sylvian, more lists of fave
     music artists/songwriters were posted, Tori's appearance on
     'Night after Night', the SATY video, and a bunch of people
     unsub.

     In 1994, musicians and nudity, a comical interpretation of
     Space Dog, the various versions of the God single, and more
     comparisons between LE and UTP.

     In 1995, Higher Learning.

     In 1998, pussy.

     In 1999, more comments on TVAB, members post in response to
     another members parental problems, meet and greets, and babies,
     birth and breastfeeding.

     In 2001, more comments on SLG, and more posts about the
     forwarded email.


  [ =======================>  In RDT History  <======================= ]


     On September 28th in 1992, a member posts that the LE video is
     due for release in November, and Tori's tour and A Man Called
     E.

     In 1993, more lists of favourite music artists/songwriters, and
     a member posts Tori's story about meeting Neil:

        [...] He called me up, and he goes, "I got this tape from
        somebody, and I don't think it's half bad. (laughter)

     Also, liking Tori forever regardless of future releases, liking
     or not liking Tori because of her clothes and other non-music
     stuff, and all the Aarons on the list (we really do seem to
     have phases... sometimes it's Aarons, sometimes it's Beths,
     sometimes it's Megans...).

     In 1994, the 'white horses' line and ee cummings, the
     exploitation/empowerment thread (nudity and musicians), Space
     Dog, and reviews.

     In 1997, a member posts the 'Suppose Edgar Allan Poe used a
     computer' forward.

     In 2001, Toriphile pick-up lines, and more post-Sept 11 stuff.


  [ =======================>  In RDT History  <======================= ]


     On September 29th in 1992, an article from the Sept 28th St. Louis
     Post-Dispatch is posted:

        "That's the same with myself: I had to go and watch what I
        wasn't admitting.  And I wasn't admitting many things.  So I
        started to admit things to myself, and writing these songs
        was just kind of my way.  I wasn't trying to make a record.
        I was just trying to survive."

     In 1993, a member posts a transcript of Tori section of "The
     Atlantic Story" from BBC 1:

        [...] My father, you know, he says to me "You should be very
        happy I'm a minister, what would you have written about if I
        were a dentist?"  [ end of 'Crucify' fade out here ]   And I
        say "Well, you know, you have a point Dad.  At the same time
        I feel like I have a responsibility to get in there and
        expose what I think has been pretty manipulative."  So he
        says "Awh, awh.  You're a grown woman now, I don't want to
        get involoved in this." So, in England, I think, people are
        more open to hearing about this.

     In 1994, more Space Dog.

     In 1998, six degrees of Tori, rap, and Tori and drugs.

     In 1999, more thoughts on TVAB, a revival of the elements
     theory, non-drinking lifestyle, and reviews.

     In 2001, Toriphile pick-up lines.


         To read more about these items, visit the list archives.

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Date: Thu, 26 Sep 2002 23:56:05 -0500
From: "Simon Booth" <sbooth1@satx.rr.com>
To: "RDT Right Now" <rdtrn@torithoughts.org>
Subject: Re: RDT Right Now #1709

hello again! (and I finally get it, I promise it will stop)

Question for Bethey, Bethany, and other Pennsylvania EWFs: is there really a
town called Carbon Creek? ;)

Cyndi wrote:

> Subject: puppy dogs and hummingbirds

Instead of snakes, why can't there be cults that worship these? ;)

> I've gotten a few emails (I won't
> say from who) asking me to try to cut down on quoting the people I
> respond to, so I'm going to try to do just that.. :)

just ignore them.  don't let them get to you ;)


> Simon said: "Did you know that blue pepsi is made at the new bottling
> facility near the Ukranian city of Pripyat?"
>         yeahhhh dude, and coca cola is--most of it at least--bottled
> right here in good ol' Atlanta? :D

I was trying to comment on the crap factor of pepsi- Pripyat is the (now
abandoned) city near the Chernobyl nuclear plant.  How do you cook chicken
Kiev?   Hold it out the window!

and what was used to clean up the place after the accident?

Mop and Glo.

Bethey- that was a very moving account of the Sept. 11th tributes in your
town.


hey lavs- do you realize how hectic things might be with Tiarna and her
younger sibling having birthdays only a month apart?  ;)

And if you're having trouble thinking of names, how about an RDTRN Name the
Baby Contest?  ;)

later!

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Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 01:31:10 -0500
From: "Simon Booth" <sbooth1@satx.rr.com>
To: "RDT Right Now" <rdtrn@torithoughts.org>
Subject: Re: RDT Right Now #1710

It's me again!

beth wrote:

> Subject: I will not be afraid of women

It's men you should worry about.

>I tend to make closer friendships with men than women,

It's called "Know your enemy".


cyndi- neat poem (using bits from tori songs).

welcome back jessica!

linda (good to see you back too) wrote:

> I mean, if someone wants to blow up a bridge, why do
> they need a van?  Have you seen the size of the trunks
> on Hondas?

Even if a large bomb can't be carried in one small car, what's to stop a
group of terrorists from using several cars to get bomb components past
security checkpoints and assembling the bomb closer to the intended target?
Beyond that, it's a real possibility that so-called "suitcase nukes" exist,
meaning that something as powerful as the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and
Nagasaki can be easily carried in that same single car trunk.

If a group of terrorists are trying to sneak the parts for a bomb past
security, just what would security people be looking for?  Some really nasty
explosives can be made from otherwise innocuous and easily available items.

thanks for the input on continuted use of depression meds vs. seeing if one
doesn't need them anymore.

bethany wrote:

> do you think tori has had plastic surgery?

of course not. For it is impossible to improve upon perfection.


later!

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Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 07:37:03 -0400
From: Cyndi S Crawford <cyndi.crawford@juno.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: droopy poop on a stick and birthday cakes.

        MEGAN!! SUCCUBUS BARBIE!! haaaa! happy birthday!! :) enjoy being
19 cuz dude, that's the LAST YEAR that you're a teen.. ENJOY IT. sure,
sure, it's not as big of a deal as turning 21 or whatever, but still, I
was scared of turning 20 when I was 19.. so.. like I said.. ENJOY STILL
BEING A "TEENAGER" WHILE YOU CAN. got it? :D
        it's 7AM. I'm supposed to be in bed sleeping and about to wake
up.. why am I not doing that?? :P dang it. anyway, on with the replies I
must go!
        Beth let us know why the tour date info was getting posted in
here.. thanks for explaining! :) I liked seeing it cuz hey, I'm going
when Tori comes to Atlanta, WOOHOO! :D *grin*
        Jessica talked about Tori's performing in her city being on her
birthday as well as her dad's birthday, and going alone, etc.. well..
bring your dad along! and er.. thanks for your perspective on the point
of having pubic hair.. very interesting. lol..


Ade on guys saying "faggot" and things: "In high school, most guys are
like that.  They really don't think about what they're saying, they just
say things that they think make them cool. Well, girls are the same way
too, I guess it's a teenager thing."
        everybody wants to be accepted as a part of the
crowd--particularly in middle and high school. I'm glad I grew out of
that.. now I wanna stand out and be noticed! I dare you guys to guess
what I'm gonna do on Halloween. I DARE YA! :D

Ade on bendy figurines: "They should make little Tori bendies, complete
with a little piano... that would be so cool..."
        would the piano be bendable too? :D

Simon to me: "congrats to cyndi on becoming an aunt :)"
        thank you thank you thank you! :) Bailey is getting BIG now.. she
went to the doctor yesterday and they weighed her and she is now eight
pounds and 14 ounces.. she's getting heavy! lol..

Simon on Tori's new album: "how can one be anything *but* inpatient?"
        maybe it's a sense of "oh it's months off.. I'm not getting
excited JUST YET." to save energy for the actual month of the release?
I'm not excited about it yet, but I am looking forward to it quite
eagerly, if you get what I mean. :)

Simon on Tori kicking ass on a cathedral organ in a church and in Heaven:
"imagine the look on the faces all the bible thumpers arriving there,
finding that the music of the afterlife is tori's ;)"
        they'd pass out from the shock of seeing her sing "God" with God
in the audience nodding His head and tapping His fingers on His chair to
the beat, I bet ya. :D

Simon on kids requesting Avril instead of Britney: "better yet, would be
for them to be listening to tori :)"
        well.. yeah, but hey they're only 9-10 years old. Tori isn't for
the young-in's.. not quite anyway.. I think Avril is a good stepping
stone to Tori though.. when those kids turn 13 (at the youngest) then
they can go back to Borders or the other music shop and demand their
copies of LE, UTP, BFP, FTCH, TVAB, SLG, and SW. :D

Simon then talked about his feelings of 9-11 and asked if he is a
hypocrite for generally disliking violence, and yet wanting VENGANCE for
what happened..
        well.. I've wondered the same thing myself because I was FURIOUS
when 9-11 happened. amidst all the shock I was feeling, I was PISSED
OFF.. and I'm not really a violent person.. but I was vehemently wanting
us to find the mastermind of the attacks and drag the bastard by the ears
all the way back here to be subjected to all of the families of the
victims getting a chance to boot him in the ass at the least. I have to
say that I don't think you're a hypocrite tho.. you're just feeling a
sense of (as Tori put it, I believe) personal invasion and reacting to
that. being invaded on a personal level, whether it's rape, being smacked
upside the head one time too many by a bully, robbery of a home, or 9-11,
can do strange things to even the mildhearted people.
        glad that my explanation of my feelings of 9-11 (feeling jaded
thanks to the media sensationalism and the commercializing of it) helped
you explain your own feelings, Simon.
        Simon showed some disappointment in Lance Bass not making it into
space in the end.. well keep hope alive, Simon--he said "if I can't go
this time, I'm gonna go next time."

Simon to me on my comment of "you'll fall asleep first before ODing" on
weed: "Now was this something you read about or is your knowledge
firsthand? ;)"
        it's something I've read about and asked people who have
firsthand experience with it about.. I can't smoke--I have asthmatic AND
sinus-related allergic reactions to smoke, actually.

Julie told us that she felt some ice break with her new friends that she
eats lunch with.. YAY! keep it up! :)

it is now 7:30. I need to go to bed and get four more hours of sleep.. so
on that note, I bid you pretty people adieu, adieu...... or something.

Sincerely, Cyndi S. Crawford
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/368/ciara_blaze.html --
http://learntothink0.tripod.com/learntothinkagain/ --
http://www.geocities.com/keyyooo/ --
http://www.platinumcomplication.com/cyndi/ --
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/store/store.aspx?storeid=kittitude
Tori Amos' response when asked to describe herself in five words: "I. Do.
Not. Describe. Myself."

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Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 07:37:00 -0400
From: Jim <jimphynn@mindspring.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: Porn!

Cyndi asks about late-night porn on Skinemax:

>         I've seen that while flipping through channels.. is that "real
>porn" or is it all soft and like more "erotica" than PORN? *curious but
>not gonna look on Skinemax myself to find out.. o_O*

It's stuff that was on Playboy or pay-per-view about a year before.
Use your own judgment as to whether this is porn or erotica or
whatever, but, it's got cheesy music, unrealistic dialogue, and a
plot (if you would call it that) that effectively is designed to get
the characters fucking for no apparent reason other than the place,
time, and opportunity to do so.  All women in these films wear
G-strings, and there is ample T & A.  I think it's funny that they
all star the same five "actors/actresses."

And finally, there's Succubus Megan's response to my response:

>I don't know if I overreacted or not.  Honestly.  I'm not sure.  Your post
>led to much confusion and disquiet for a good 5 minutes there.

All I can say to this comment is, I got the impression that you
overreacted.  Tell me I'm wrong.  Tell me to go to hell.  Tell me to
go fuck myself, but that's how I read your words.

>Of course there's always stuff to find out about a person.  I'm not mad at
>him that he kept some stuff to himself.  I wouldn't be mad at him if he kept
>the fact that he had a girlfriend to himself IF it wasn't for the fact that
>he acted as though he did _not_ have a girlfriend when around me.

And it may have been foolish of him to think you wouldn't have found
out; I'm not arguing that point.  But how exactly do you come out and
broach this subject?  It's not exactly the kind of thing you can go
about advertising.  (Plus, if he was really questioning his
relationship with her, that could mean that he needs/needed you to
help him realize that there are other, better women out there.

>I believe that once you have someone that you can officially consider a
>'boyfriend' or 'girlfriend', one should not flirt with other people.
>However, there
>are 2 exceptions to this rule:
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>1.  Your girlfriend/boyfriend knows you like to flirt and doesn't mind.
>
>2.  The person who you are flirting with _knows_ that you are merely being
>a flirt and are not actually interested in persuing a more-than-just-friends
>relationship.

All right everyone!  Poll time!

This is a two-parter:

First:  read Megan's rules above.  Do you agree or disagree with
these rules?  Why?

Second:  define flirting.  Have you ever flirted with someone and not
even realized you were doing it until you were well into it?  Have
you ever flirted with someone either in a position or at a time that
you knew was inappropriate.  (i.e., flirting with the bride or groom
at a wedding, at a funeral, etc...)

To be fair, I suppose I should answer this myself.  I've already said
that I flirt often.  When I think about the way I flirt, the first
thought that comes to my mind is the fact that, when I shake
someone's hand, I'll do it differently if the person is a man or a
woman.  With men, I'll take the traditional firm grip and squeeze.
With women, I'll actually cup both hands around their hand, and give
a warm, yet comforting grasp.  It's not sexual; it just stems from
the fact that I acknowledge that I treat men and women like equals,
but still acknowledge that I like different things about the men
around me, as opposed to the women.  I flirt unknowingly.  Not
deceptively, mind you.  I try to be friendly to all new people.  That
generally turns into harmless flirting when the new person is a woman.

>Alex broke both those rules and thus I found myself feeling extremely
>manipulated.

And I'm not saying you shouldn't feel the way you do; (And I'm
definitely not the person who should be saying anything about what
you should "feel" in any situation.  Jenn and I often joke that it's
easier to ski through a revolving door than it is to get me to reveal
my emotions.)  I just don't see what he did that caused this reaction
in you.  When, along the lines of your flirting with him/his flirting
with you, could you imagine actually fitting the "oh, by the way,
I've got a girlfriend but things aren't going very well with her
right now" speech?


>After all, the airbrushed models never have a chance to respond to
>how much you like them, while the flirtee has that chance.

I had my picture taken one time with Miss November 1994, Viktoria
Zdrok.  I told her how much I liked her....

>(I was so shy with guys during highschool, it was almost one of
>those psychological things)

Somehow the idea of a "shy" succubus just strikes me as funny.  :D

>and when he actually told me that he did, I freaked out because guys
>were new to me and still are.

I've got news for you, babe.  Just as girls will always be new to me,
guys will always be new to you.  It's all about what you don't know
firsthand.


>I don't think I would have reacted to the flirting nearly so
>strongly had he mentioned the slight
fact that he was taken prior to the flirting.

"Taken."  Interesting choice of words.  Implies that he's property, doesn't it?

>I probably would've been deeply disturbed that he had never mentioned her
>to me while flirting (<--- My main problem here)


When could he have?  "Hey, there's a beautiful moon out tonight,
wanna go for a walk?  Oh, and, by the way, I'm seeing a girl named
Crystal."  Ummmmmmmm.........

>but I'd probably have tried to cheer him up about it first and been
>all supportive for a week until telling him how disturbed I was.

...or by the end of that week, you might have forgotten how disturbed
you were and brushed it completely under the table.....

>I think flirting is a step below cheating.  Not as bad, certainly, but still
>kinda morally wrong.  But the thing is, I don't have the experience
>to question
>the taboos properly.

I don't think it's that close to cheating.  I've flirted with women
(and they've flirted back) when it was known up front that there was
no attraction, any potential relationship would last for a shorter
time period than a Dove bar in a blast furnace, or there was
something else precluding any chance of flirting becoming anything
else.  (And those could have been my rules, or her's).

>I just really don't like it when people are less than truthful to me about
>important things and I think relationship status is one of them.

But if it was on shaky grounds to begin with, he might have been
looking for an out, without admitting as much.

>I think, therefore I am, that's true.  What reality am I truly in?  What is
>this world really like, outside my limited perception?

You're in the reality that you've designed for yourself.  Think along
the lines of "selective hearing."  People who only hear what they
want to hear.  That's not insane, just self-serving.  Now think of
the most painful (physical or emotional) time in your life.  Can you
really explain it?  Describe it?  How well do you really remember it?
We tend to forget intense pain.  The way I figure it, the two most
intense moments of pain in a person's life are the moment of birth,
and the moment of death.  We don't really remember either one, do we?
For women (who choose to have children, that is), the third most
intense pain is when she is bearing those children.  If we truly
remembered the pain of childbirth, no one would ever have more than
one child.

Along a similar philosophical line to what you're asking is, think of
anything we can sense:  I can say that the walls around me are blue,
that the flowers outside smell like roses, that the food I'm eating
tastes like chocolate, and the main instrument in "Caught a Lite
Sneeze" is a harpsichord.  You could see, smell, taste, and hear the
same things and agree with me.  This is our shared experience talking.

Now give me your eyes, nose, tongue, and ears and let me see, smell,
taste, and hear them.  Would I recognize the colors, smells, tastes,
and sounds?  Very possibly, I wouldn't.

I've wondered this for a while.  I think it all started when I
wondered if my orgasms feel the same as my partners' orgasms do.
I've decided that it's not physically possible for them to feel
exactly the same, so what else is different?

People who see people who aren't there, hear things that aren't
making sounds, etc., are either labelled schizophrenic or
drug-addicts.  That's society talking.  Pure and simple.  Even in
non-democracies, it's a majority rule with regard to what's
acceptable and what isn't.  It dictates societal norms and mores, it
dictates what we consider aesthetically pleasing and what isn't.

There was an old Twilight Zone episode called "The Eye of the
Beholder."  Everyone's faces were hidden until the end, but the
bottom line is a woman who considered herself ugly was going through
plastic surgery to beautify herself.  The doctors expressed cautious
hope for her.  When they removed her bandages, she looked kind of
like Marilyn Monroe, and the doctors started cursing that they had
failed.  That's when we saw what everyone else looks like: pig-like
noses, rounded faces and off-kilter features.  In this society,
apparently, what we consider attractive and unattractive were at
exact odds with what they did.

It ultimately boils down to efforts to assimilate into society.
That's why culture shock, when one travels abroad, is so frequently
experienced.  Are Americans used to or familiar with the fact that
the Russians have no concept of personal space, that in central
Africa, it's both acceptable and expected that women not wear
clothing above the waist, that the French don't bathe frequently,
........

When it comes down to it, there's a question which we all have to ask
ourselves as we stand ready to become adults:  how much do we want to
maintain our individuality, and how willing are we to do what society
wants us to do?  Is it possible to blend into society without losing
some of our individuality?  May we change things as we feel
necessary?  That's what Nash did in A Beautiful Mind.

What makes things real?  It's because *you* make them real.  You are
still your own guide.  When you do a good thing, take and appreciate
the credit for it.  When you mess up, admit it and move on.  That's
all any of us can do.  And it has served its purpose for far greater
men and women than I...

Jim
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Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 21:44:48 +1000
From: "Lavenda" <earth@comcen.com.au>
To: "Arty Turners Walk" <rdtrn@torithoughts.org>
Subject: Looking forward to an early night

jessica typed:
>so guys, what's the point for a female to have pubic hair or is that the
>*real* reason you want us to shave it off?

urgh. Well, I guess it would then be their turn to deal with lips ripped to
shreds from the stubble.

Simon typed:
>lavs- so it's one month and counting?

Well, now it's just under 3 weeks. And I finally got the baby's room sorted
out today, and bag packed, so I'm all set except I haven't fixed up another
tape to play during delivery... need to borrow a stereo with cassette deck.

>hmmm....  Brian wasn't in Newcastle back in February, was he?  ;)

No, and while I was in Syd in late January, a) I didn't catch up with him
and b) it was really too early even for me to catch anything off the train
seats.

Oh Coops, while we're speaking about you... Glenn got to drive one of the
trains around Newcastle today. And the seats are fabric unlike the leather
we get), so I can't imagine the hygene situation of them improving.
Squiggly patterned too, should hide the love juices.

I've finally got a copy of this mock chain letter that I wanted to send in
like two months ago because I thought it was quite relevant to something
that was said here... and of course couldn't find it at the time and now
can't remember what it was supposed to be relevant to! But stay tuned...

X
Lavs

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Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 23:27:48 +1000
From: "Lavenda" <earth@comcen.com.au>
To: "Arty Turners Walk" <rdtrn@torithoughts.org>
Subject: Birthday Chain Letter

[I originally found this as a birthday card that I got for a friend of mine
about 6 years ago. Sometime after that I typed it up and sent it out to a
few people, so you may have come across this as a Forward. It had something
about 'For womens eyes only', but there's no point in that for this list
:) ]

This letter was started for women like yourself in the hopes of bringing
relief to other tired and discontented women.

Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything, just send a copy
of this letter to five of your friends who are really frustrated. Then
bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name
appears at the top of the list and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your name comes to the top, you will receive 6 827 men. One of them is
bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have. Do not
break this chain - one woman broke this chain and got her son-of-a-bitch
back.

At this writing a friend of mine already received 384 men. They buried her
yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off her
face and two days to get her legs together so they could close the coffin.
Hurry up and send this letter along so my name can move up!

Happy birthday (well it would be Happy Birthday, Happy Easter, Happy
Valentines Day and Merry Christmas all rolled into one!)

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Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 18:35:10 +0000
From: "Madame Ade" <alexandriasisp@hotmail.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: happy fluffy replies and stuff!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGAN!!!!!!!!!!  did you get my present yet?

cyndi said:
>         it's almost 2PM and I just woke up about 20 minutes ago and >I'm
>totally draggin'.. poo.

draggin' poo again, eh?  well, i guess those fields needed to be fertilized
anyway...  :D

>rofl oh and you ever hear that joke
>about this chick who goes into the emergency room.. and has appendicitis
>and so the nurse undresses her and sees her pubic hair dyed green and a
>tattoo that says "keep off of the grass" and then the nurse had to shave
>some of it and wrote on the surgical dressing "sorry, had to mow the
>lawn." ? rofl..

wow.  as far as i know, they don't shave pubic hair when performing
appendectomies.  they didn't do it to me anyway.  plus, the incision is at
least 4 inches above the... *notices everyone giving her horrified looks*
ahem... sorry.  there i go ruining a good joke.  it was funny though!
dude... green pubic hair...

brian said to megan:
>Be the succubus you
>proclaim to be - eat his soul.

all right, everybody sing along!
iiiiiiiiiiii waaaaaaaaaaaaaaant your sooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuulllllllllll,
iiiiiiiiiii will eeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaat your
sooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuulllllllllll... come to daddy, come to daddy...

julie said:
>Hey really deep thinkers, sometimes I think it is 10 million times easier
>to
>make a best friend over the internet than to make one face to face...I'm
>telling you...it really works better.

i agree.  i've made so many friends on the internet, and while i don't know
if they're who they claim to be or just posers, it's still fun talking to
them.  meanwhile, in reality, i'm extremely shy and quiet and have issues
with social situations.  however, as for "best" friends, i love my
"real-life" friends the best.  i favor them above all others.  though after
my "real" friends, my rdtrn friends are next in line :)

>I'm a better writer than I am a
>talker at times...I open up myself better through writing.

that's exactly how i am.  i can type reeeeeeeally long emails and
livejournal posts, but i can barely hold a conversation.

phew!  must get the room clean for when my family visits tomorrow... and
read 3 chapters of "sex and gender" for the exam on monday...

-ade

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http://www.geocities.com/blupyglet
http://www.livejournal.com/~agentfroot
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Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 20:49:05 +0000
From: "Madame Ade" <alexandriasisp@hotmail.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: weekend!

a few more replies!  yay!  also, i'm *thinking* of making a tori doll as
part of my sculpture project (along with hedwig, a neanderthal, annie the
goddess of bad weather, and possibly a big bunny rabbit).  i'm making them
out of plastic bottles and random objects.  i'm trying to make a really
diverse group, and tori is pretty "different..."

winterlion:

>*deepsigh* I'll -never-
>look like one of those prettyboys I never did anyways.

doesn't matter, we love you!  you're fuzzy!  fuzzyboys are... cuddly!  yeah!
  you can go around hugging people and flirting and being all lovable...
yay you!

regarding blowjobs and pubic hair (warning:  TMI ahead):
well... i've never given a blowjob and don't intend to unless i end up
marrying a guy i REALLY REALLY love who will take a shower and thoroughly
wash his thingy before it comes anywhere NEAR me... i have an aversion to
male genitalia and a tremendous gag reflex.  but if i ever find a guy like
that, i'll make him shave first.  i personally think pubic hair is
disgusting and pointless.  of course, if he wanted me to be hairless too
(he'd *better* be up for some cunnilingus if he wants fellatio...), i'd be
up for shaving.  i've only, um, done that once, and it was really
*interesting*

simon said:
> >      *** Six Inches Forward And Five Inches Back digest ***
>sounds like a rush hour traffic jam.

yes, it's that angry inch between bumpers that really makes a difference...

-ade

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Date: Sat, 28 Sep 2002 14:42:27 -0400
From: Cyndi S Crawford <cyndi.crawford@juno.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: Bethey

        Betheyyyy! yay! happy birthday! :D

        I've got the bloody hiccups.. and no RDTRN to make me feel
better. *sob* rofl.. eh whatever. it'll come. I HAVE FAITH IN YOUUUUU..
rofl.. ever seen one of those cheesy movies where everybody saying that
kinda stuff was what made the hero succeed? lol.. *shakes head* okay..
that's all I can think to ramble about.. later! :D
        OH! and who's got tickets to wherever on Tori's tour??

Sincerely, Cyndi S. Crawford

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Date: Sat, 28 Sep 2002 18:47:14 +0000
From: "Madame Ade" <alexandriasisp@hotmail.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: randomness

i just had a thought.  penelope taynt from "the amanda show" looks just like
a younger version of tori's "new age" persona.

http://www.nick.com/amandaplease/about_me/index.jhtml  if you don't know
what i'm talking about...

heh just had to share that...

-ade

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Date: Sat, 28 Sep 2002 21:01:57 +0000
From: "Madame Ade" <alexandriasisp@hotmail.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: have a holly jolly christmas

just waiting for my family to arrive...

megan the decrepit geezer wrote:
>But I'm going to be so OLD!  19, baby!  An ancient hag with arthritis in
>her knees and fog in her brain!  Sob!  I'm soooo
>ooooolllldddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!

yep, better watch out or those boobs will sag to your knees and your bum
will balloon out so you'll have to occupy three chairs when sitting.  brush
your teeth so they won't fall out, and as long as you can remember your own
name, things will be fine.

bethey:  congratulations on the play, you'll be splendiferous, and sorry to
hear about bunny... :(  but hopefully buddy will be a great pet!  i used to
have gerbils, and they were fun (though i HATED cleaning the cage...).

simon said (regarding megan):
>report stalker boy to the police asap.  what he's doing is way out of line
>and you need to do whatever it takes to stop him.  don't give in a
>millimeter to his attempts to intimidate and frighten you.

it seems you're mistaken, he's not threatening her at all.  but if he WAS,
your advice would be the right thing to do.  she only really calls him
"stalkerboy" because he keeps popping up at random and sometimes
inconvenient times.  apparently he backed off a bit after she let him know
it was bothering her, so that's good.  thanks for the concern, though.

>you've got me picturing hardcore pagans trying to evangelize ;)  Imagine if
>they were around today: Pagan televangelists!

that would be funny.  picture a man and a woman in the middle of the woods
wearing bathrobes, holding up quartz crystals and saying (in southern
accents), "praise da lawd!  and da lady!"

arija, you lucky bitch!  :)

parents should be here any minute.  bye!

-ade

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Date: Sat, 28 Sep 2002 17:32:54 -0400
From: Cyndi S Crawford <cyndi.crawford@juno.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: gabba gabba hey, gabba gabba hey!

Megan said: "But I'm going to be so OLD!  19, baby!  An ancient hag with
arthritis in her knees and fog in her brain!  Sob!  I'm soooo
ooooolllldddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!"
        HA!! How do you think *I* feel?? I'll be 21 soon and I've got
arthritic shoulders!! rofl.. let's go pack up and head to the nearest old
folks' home! we'll have a blast! :D

Lavs said: "Cyndi typed: Hurrah for you, Lavs!  Now you'll finally have
your chance to see her, down...."
        that weren't ME! that were Megan!!

okay, THAT were me. ---> "Red Dwarf.. more info please.. *poke*poke*
please, please.. PRETTY PLEASE with a CHERRY ON TOP PLEAAAASE?"

Lavs explained Red Dwarf to me.. thaaaaanks muchly! :)

Jessica is all moved into her school: "i'm in a co-op with 60 other
people and it's CO-ED!! BRING ON THE SEX, BABY!!!!!! uh, anyway.
*composes self*"
        erm, just how many people does it take to have sex? :D I mean..
sixty other people.. isn't that a little bit big of a group? rofl..

Jessica gave me some advice: "cyndi, go rent porn. it rocks."
        uh, I will.. when I'm not STILL LIVING WITH MY PARENTS.. I swear
I am so fucking paranoid when it comes to that business.. I downloaded
this hentai music video to NIN's "Closer" and waited till 4AM (with
headphones on) to watch it.. and even then I kept glancing over my
shoulder to make sure no one came in. bad bad.

Bethey, I'm *SO* sorry to hear about Bunnicula dying! doggone.. I hope
that if you get another hamster, that it lives a nice long long life like
Champers did.. *shakes head and reads on* oooh a gerbil! cute! I like
gerbils! still, so sorry to hear about Bunny.. :(

Julie: without starting a fight or anything, I suggest you confront that
girl who keeps ratting you out over those headphones in class. Sure,
sure, you really ARENT supposed to have 'em on during class and so on,
but if that math class is so easy, you ought to be able to do what you
want.

Simon informed us: "Tori's version of "I don't Like Monday's" was played
on tonight's episode of "The West Wing"."
        I SAW THAT PART!! loved it. :)

Julie mentioned that she might be an assistant in an L.D. class.. yay!
good luck! :)

"***You Can't Play The Game Of Life With Sweaty Palms digest***"
        and it's pretty damn difficult to play SSX Tricky on PS2 with
sweaty hands too! trust me, I *know*. lol
        and on that note.. *wipes hands off on jeans* later! :D

Sincerely, Cyndi S. Crawford

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Date: Sat, 28 Sep 2002 19:37:29 -0500
From: "Julie H." <julieh214@hotmail.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: Ridiculous.

9/28/02
7:34 pm

Some people are just ridiculous on the toriamos.com message board.  I'm a
member there and so far I've seen really stupid things being said on it.
Ok, someone posts a message talking about which Tori video you think is the
worst, and then replies came back with awful remarks about how they hated
some of her videos and I thought I was going to be sick.  I mean, I don't
mind criticism to videos, but they were acting like it was hurting their
eyes to watch it - that's actually a quote from someone.  I posted that this
is a FAN Tori Amos board and we should be talking about the great things
about her and not talking about things that are the worst or something...as
if there are!  I don't think any of Tori's videos are bad.

About 63 days away until I see Tori in concert with my brother and his
boyfriend in the 27th row!

Julie H.
E-mail & MSN IM:  JulieH214@hotmail.com
MTV Member:  JulieH214
AOL IM:  JulieH0214
Yahoo! IM:  Juls21487

PLEASE DONATE MONEY TO THE LISA LOPES AIDS SCHOLARSHIP at mtv.com

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Date: Sat, 28 Sep 2002 19:02:50 -0700 (PDT)
From: Linda <lindagyne@yahoo.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: all over the place

hey all...
whooo-eee... I actually have free time, and I don't
know what to do with myself.  I should probably go to
sleep soon because I'm getting up at 5:30 to go
skydiving.  don't ask how I got into that mess...
let's just say that today was my oldest brother's
thirtieth birthday.  It'll be the first time that I'll
have been in a plane... and I'm jumping out of it.
I had venison tonight for dinner.  I never thought I'd
eat that.  Daredevil-Linda all of a sudden.
Must have been all the alcohol that possessed me to
order that.  And, I was also influenced by the fact
that it was in a caramelized onion and baked apple
sauce-- mm-mm-good!

So here I am, drunk and watching porn on my older
brother's computer.  Good times, clean fun.

Anyway, I had a whole bunch of dreams last night that
I had a daughter, and for some reason, reading over
the past two digests, it occurred to me that I
wouldn't want a young girl listening to Tori.  *don't
shoot me for saying that*  I also wouldn't want her
listening to Britney, obviously, but I also think that
Tori is too heavy with the sexuality for a young (and
I mean, like, preteen) girl to be listening to.  Some
of her songs obviously wouldn't be a problem, but if I
had a daughter, she wouldn't be listening to stuff
like Blood Roses and Leather.  Just wouldn't, no way.
Not only do they mention more advanced things about
sex (shaving, sucking, screaming), but they also give
a very cynical vibe about sex in general.  Girls have
such a tough time understanding their sexuality as it
is.  When she's, say, 15 or 16, though, I'd have much
less of a problem with her listening to music like
Tori's.  I started listening when I was 14, and I
think that may have been a little young.  I'm a total
nympho now (without the low self-esteem part of true
nymphomania).  I'm obsessed with sex.  I don't know
how much Tori influenced that, but I know that she had
at least some impact-- I want to make sure that my
daughter (or son) would be prepared for that kind of
information before receiving it through any kind of
media.  I hope that I'm a good enough parent one day
to really introduce these things properly, so that my
kid can listen to music and watch tv and read books
and see movies and not have it effect him or her in
any kind of weird way that makes that poor person
either afraid of sex or sickly obsessed with it.

Guh, I have no focus to anything I'm saying.

Maybe what I'm trying to say is that I don't agree
that Tori is necessarily a good role model for a young
girl.  Britney is more appealing to preteens, and
easier to emulate (making her ultimately a terrible
influence on kids), but I wouldn't say that she's a
"better" or a "worse" role model than Tori is for the
14 and under crowd.  Just a different kind of
sexuality.

Aaaand, I feel drunk.  I'm going sleepytime now.

Ah-this is not real-uh-this is not really
happ-a-na-iiing.

~Linda~
(You bet your life it is.)

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Date: Sun, 29 Sep 2002 12:05:45 -0500
From: "Julie H." <julieh214@hotmail.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: Finally!

9/29/02
12:04 pm

Cyndi!  I finally had the dream where I actually kissed David ("I'm Not In
Love" guy).  I don't know why I am so attracted to him but I am.  He's a
jerk, but for some reason I just crave him!  I'm so glad I got to kiss him
in my dream, but now I feel like I really want to kiss him in life, but I'm
gonna think twice before I get myself into something like that...he might
wanna start a relationship, but seriously, I don't wanna sound like a slut,
but I just really wanna kiss him and not be his girlfriend.

Julie H.



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