RDTRN Archive - RDT Right Now #1726

RDT Right Now #1726

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Date: Tue, 08 Oct 2002 23:54:49 -0700
Subject: RDT Right Now #1726
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Do not hit reply to unsubscribe. To unsub, send a message to: <rdtrn-request@torithoughts.org> with "unsubscribe" in the subject and body. o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Really Deep Thoughts Right Now Volume 02 : Issue #1726 . o - O - O - O - O - O - O - O - o . o o . o o O "Thoughts right now... O o What will become of me, o o Become of her, become of we?" o . o o . O O O - o - o - o - o - o - o - o - O o . o o o Tori Amos, "Thoughts" In this issue: o-o-o-o-o-o-o I invite her up for coffee and give [ Brian Cooper <ByteMe@smartchat.net. ] Rasp. [ "Bethany Rusen" <hejira@u-town.com> ] Supersplendidapplescented [ "Lavenda" <earth@comcen.com.au> ] Re: aaaaaack!!!! [ "Julie H." <julieh214@hotmail.com> ] weekend [ "ms. jessica parsons" <fullblownlif ] birthdays and songs [ Cyndi S Crawford <cyndi.crawford@ju ] cyber sex [ Succubus Megan <Abulia@imaterrorist ] The number of the beast [ Brian Cooper <ByteMe@smartchat.net. ] aussie dvd track listing [ dances with virgos <woj@smoe.org> ] [ =======================> In RDT History <======================= ] On October 8th in 1994, a funny tabloid parody (Subject: TORI DATING STIPE). And a member gets home from the Cleveland show and writes: Those of you there should remember some guy (ME!) asking her from the second mezzanine "How are you feeling?". She seemed amazed at how fast news travels, and said "The doctors told me to quit playing, but I said, 'Fuck off...'!" In 1997, some folks only just now noticing the Subliminal Thoughts at the end of each digest, difficulty opening up to other people, a new member posts that he's certain he must be the only guy on the list because he'd never found another male Tori fan before(!), and the ever-gracous Anthony Kosky weighs in on the topic of choosing a permanent list name. In 2000, ah, yes, Grasshopper. In 2001, stuff on walls, Eddie Izzard. To read more about these items, visit the list archives. [ ================================================================== ] Today's fuzzy ferret assistant: Missed a digest? Pick up a copy at the RDTRN archives: http://www.torithoughts.org/rdtrn/archives -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o [top] Date: Mon, 07 Oct 2002 21:28:19 +1000 From: Brian Cooper <ByteMe@smartchat.net.au> To: Really Deep Thrusts Right Now <rdtrn@torithoughts.org> Subject: I invite her up for coffee and give her some old chat It's frightening, but it's a year to the day when I saw Tori in DC. Has the year gone that fast? That must mean also it's a year to the day that the US started bombing Afghanistan. Where is the world at today and have any lessons been learnt? I don't think so. That means it must also be a year to the day I met the constantly lurking Nicole, whose birthday it is today as well. Either she's still in shock from seeing Tori, whatshisface and me in one night, or else she's too busy to show her arse around here. It means it's also a year and a day since I got out of Koba's apartment alive plus a year and two days since meeting the lovely Bethany, who doesn't mind snogging with bearded guys, but that doesn't do me much good here. Fun fact... out of the last 12 months I've spent a sixth of it in the USA and Canada, plus ignoring weekends I've only worked 9 out of the last 12 months. Why do I feel in need of a holiday? Nothing better than to have another now. So why don't New Zealanders (Kiwis) take their girlfriends to football matches? Their girlfriends jump the fence and eat the grass. *boom tish* I've got a million of them. So will Lavs drop her bundle today? It's Labor Day here and I can't think of a more appropriate day. Getting back to Bethany's "beard". When you describe John, it sounds like he shaves it to the line of the jaw. I tried that but people said I looked like Derryn Hinch. While that may not mean much to the rest of the world, it makes a whole world of difference here, so I gave up on that look. When I coupled that with shaving the mo off, people said I looked like Abraham Lincoln. Oh, puhleeze, I was at least 40 years younger to that look. We need a chat room? I got the impression this list was turning into one from the last month or so. The thing I've always liked best about this list is that it is in digest form. How many times have you seen lists in direct e-mail form disintegrate into ugly flame wars over nothing because people haven't taken the time to stop and think? There's nothing to stop list members setting up a chat room, but it doesn't have to be officially linked to this list. Brian -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o [top] Date: Mon, 7 Oct 2002 07:58:28 -0400 From: "Bethany Rusen" <hejira@u-town.com> To: "Dipfucks" <rdtrn@torithoughts.org> Subject: Rasp. Megan C.A. mentioned "How We Quit the Forest". I never thought I'd say this, but Rasputina's new one "Cabin Fever" is actually about twenty times better. But in a different way - it's a very subtle album, it doesn't hit you right away, but grows on you slowly. i saw them in May (and met Melora before the show, she seemed quite coked out), and also bought "The Lost and Found" which is that little EP of cover songs they were selling through their website. For those Pink Floyd fans, try to see if you can get ahold of their cover of "Wish You Were Here". AMAZING. they also just put out another EP of mixes, half of which are boring and half of which are fabulous. they also cover a Belle and Sebastian song on that one. -bethany _______________________________________________________________ a journal : http://hejira.u-town.com the centralia project : http://centralia.u-town.com "Why keep a journal? To stop time. To make a point about the pointlessness of it all. To have company. To be remembered. For there is so much to be recalled, with no one to do the recalling." (Ned Rorem) -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o [top] Date: Mon, 7 Oct 2002 22:29:53 +1000 From: "Lavenda" <earth@comcen.com.au> To: "Arty Turners Walk" <rdtrn@torithoughts.org> Subject: Supersplendidapplescented Cyndi typed: >The retro said: "In 1998, pussy." > the word or the body part? That's for the archives to know and you to find out :) Ade typed: >holy testicle tuesday? LOL... wow, that's great... it should be a new >holiday! In that case we can have Clitoris Sunday as well then. A case could be put forward that it's the bunny that is generating that laser (a much more interesting thought in my opinion)... http://www.keypad.org/bunnies/laser2(2min).jpg X Lavs -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o [top] Date: Mon, 07 Oct 2002 08:18:07 -0500 From: "Julie H." <julieh214@hotmail.com> To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org Subject: Re: aaaaaack!!!! 10/7/02 8:17 am Hey, hey, wait a minute I'm NOT in love with him...remember. But there's some strange attraction, yes, he's good looking, but I feel like there's something else that I can't put my finger on. I hate other things that he does but sometimes when we used to talk it would be so nice...I can't explain it. _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o [top] Date: Mon, 07 Oct 2002 12:35:49 -0700 From: "ms. jessica parsons" <fullblownlife@hotmail.com> To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org Subject: weekend So, on Thursday night my roommates and I broke ourselves in to each other by celebrating thirsty thursday. uh guess what? one of my roommates, when she drinks, is a klepto. mhm. she steals things. and hits people. i kind of had to be baby-sitter and it wasn't really fun. on a weird note, this guy started talking to me at a bar and he went to high school with me. it's weird because the high school i went to is REALLY REALLY small and he was a senior when i was a freshman. yet he recognized me and remembered my name! i said "yeah, i'd talk to you but i'm baby sitting my roommates right now." anyway, on friday i went hardcore shopping for the first time since last school year and on saturday i went on a date with myself! i saw one hour photo and went to my favorite restaurant in corvallis. it was fun. this guy in my house asked me if i got lucky and i said "no, i don't do that on the sleeping porch." sleeping in the same room as 7 other girls is a challenge. interesting... bad news: beavers lost on saturday to ucla *cries* bad news: the ducks won *cries* good news: THE YANKEES ARE LOSERS! yes, they are gone until april. *does the baseball dance* the world is 1/3 of a good place! oh yes. i have to go to a feminists for life event tomorrow night...THAT should be interesting... -jessica, who has to go to the evil v doctor today *sigh* love is either in your heart or on its way--frank sinatra _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o [top] Date: Mon, 7 Oct 2002 18:55:03 -0400 From: Cyndi S Crawford <cyndi.crawford@juno.com> To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org Subject: birthdays and songs Happy birthday Nicole! :) on another note.. let's pretend. if you were a rock star.. nice and famous and definitely gave Tori due credit for inspiration and all that jazz.. and she came up to you and offered to write you a song.. would you accept? Sincerely, Cyndi S. Crawford http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/368/ciara_blaze.html -- http://learntothink0.tripod.com/learntothinkagain/ -- http://www.geocities.com/keyyooo/ -- http://www.platinumcomplication.com/cyndi/ -- http://www.cafepress.com/cp/store/store.aspx?storeid=kittitude Tori Amos' response when asked to describe herself in five words: "I. Do. Not. Describe. Myself." ________________________________________________________________ GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/web/. -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o [top] Date: Mon, 7 Oct 2002 20:15:59 -0700 (PDT) From: Succubus Megan <Abulia@imaterrorist.com> To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org Subject: cyber sex Hola mes amies! Hehehe, I found this online and I must share it with the lot of you. My god, the person who wrote this is perfection! Perfection, I tell you!!! Real Life Cybersex Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse and a miniskirt and high heels. My measurements are 36-24-36. I work out every day. I'm toned and perfect. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I am also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner - it smells a little funny. Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK. Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly. Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing. Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and I accidently rip a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry. Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive. Wellhung: I'll pay for it. Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder. Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors? Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back and undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you. Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me. Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat! Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really. Sweetheart: I'm wiping your spit off my breasts with the remains of my blouse. Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a *plop*. Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your hard tool. Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee! Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties. Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out, nibbling on your ... umm ... wait a minute. Sweetheart: What's the matter? Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. Sweetheart: Are you OK? Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. Sweetheart: Can I help? Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that better. Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now. Sweetheart: I'm on the bed, aching for you. Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark. I'm lost. Where's the bedroom. Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. Wellhung: I found it. Sweetheart: I'm tuggin off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly. Wellhung: Me too. Wellhung: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked bodies pressing against each other. Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. Sweetheart: Why don't you take off you glasses? Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table. Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby! Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom. Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover. Wellhung: I find the bathroom. It's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid. Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh! Sweetheart: What's the matter now? Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on. Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my ... you know ... thing ... in your .. you know ... woman's thing. Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it! Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here. Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide it in! Screw me now! Wellhung: I'm flaccid. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection. Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face. Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong. Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet, nasty blouse. Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles. Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes. Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face. Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser! Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooooooo! How Now, Brown Cow? Megan Christine Auffart *************************************** I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you anyhow, I'd rather see than be one! --- Gelett Burgess (1866-1951) *************************************** http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/abulia/ _____________________________________________________________ Sign up for FREE insane email from tshirthell.com's E-Mail Hell at http://www.tshirthell.com _____________________________________________________________ Select your own custom email address for FREE! Get you@yourchoice.com w/No Ads, 6MB, POP & more! http://www.everyone.net/selectmail?campaign=tag -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o [top] Date: Tue, 08 Oct 2002 20:13:32 +1000 From: Brian Cooper <ByteMe@smartchat.net.au> To: Really Deep Thrusts Right Now <rdtrn@torithoughts.org> Subject: The number of the beast I was reminded of a trip to the motor registry a couple of weekends ago to tell them I've changed the engine in my car, hence new engine number. Ignoring the fact I had to take a number and wait 45 minutes for them to tell me, "Oh, you need to go and have a blue slip inspection done", there was one little moment that did amuse me. When you're bored and waiting for your number to come up, you'll grasp at anything. Anyway, I was tickled when number 666 was called up to counter 7. While I was expecting someone like Adolf Hitler or Saddam Hussein to turn up, it turned out to be a regular looking family. In New Zealand, of course, 666 sounds like an invitation to an orgy. In digest #1725, our list owner didst write: > *** Sharpened Up For A Bit Of The Old Ultraviolence digest *** Been partaking of the "milk plus", have we? Or maybe driving around playing "hogs of the road" in the '95 Durango? I think the most surreal moment of A Clockwork Orange for me is when the cat lady gets done in by a certain sculpture. The Craw wrote" > bearded oyster.. interesting way to put it. lol.. And every one has a pearl! >Brian then explained about Melbourne being the anus of the world and then >Tasmania being the pubic hairs of the world. interesting. so what does >that make Florida's panhandle? :D The abode of a bunch of dipfucks who can't vote properly? ;-) The US certainly got the dick out of Florida. So what does that make Louisiana? Scratch frequently to find out. Brian -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o [top] Date: Tue, 08 Oct 2002 09:35:47 -0400 From: dances with virgos <woj@smoe.org> To: torinews@smoe.org, fiercest clams <precious-things@smoe.org>, rdtrn@torithoughts.org Subject: aussie dvd track listing sanity.com.au now has a track listing for the bonus dvd that comes with the limited edition of _scarlet's walk_: http://www.sanity.com.au/Product/ProductDetail.asp?SKUID=104306&CHID=DEPARTMENT&; PCHID= Disc 2 1. GOLD DUST (VIDEO VERSION) 2. A SORTA FAIRYTALE (VIDEO VERSION) 3. POLARIODS 4. TAXI RIDE (AUDIO BED) 5. PLAY ALL 6. CHAPTERS 7. AUDIO OPTIONS 8. TORI AUDIO COMMENTARY (ON) 9. TORI AUDIO COMMENTARY (OFF) o-o-o o-o-o o-o-o o-o-o o-o-o o-o-o o-o-o o-o-o o-o-o o-o-o *** The Flaming Donuts of Jesus digest *** To POST messages to this list: <rdtrn@torithoughts.org> Can't figure out how to SUB, UNSUB, or CHANGE ADDRESSES? Send a message to <rdtrn-request@torithoughts.org> with "help" as the subject. 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