RDTRN: Subliminal Thoughts


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NOTE: Some digest numbers are duplicated. These were times I accidentally sent the same digest out twice (with a different thought each time), or when I numbered a digest incorrectly upon sending it out (resulting in more than one digest with the same number). Only duplicates containing different/new thoughts appear here.

KEY:
*** = Violet's thoughts
$$$ = Scotch's thoughts (serving as listadmin while I was away)

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`1963`	* Flying Spaghetti Monster http://www.venganza.org/ digest *
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`1941`	* Graduate Of The Darth Vader School Of Personnel Management digest *
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`1938`	* Change Is Good ... You Go First! digest *
`1937`	* A Bear Of Very Little Brain digest *
`1936`	*** Cute CAN Be Deadly ... Don't Fuck With The Adorable digest ***
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`1932`	* Beekeeper's License Plate: BEMYHNY digest *
`1931`	[ NO THOUGHTS FOUND ]
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`1922`	* My Brain Works Like Lightning ... One Brilliant Flash And It's Gone digest *
`1921`	* What Was The Best Thing BEFORE Sliced Bread? digest *
`1920`	* Honest, Officer, The Dwarf Was On Fire When I Got Here digest *
`1919`	* Beer, Getting Ugly People Laid Since 1700 digest *
`1918`	* Cthulhu For President -- Why Vote For A Lesser Evil? digest *
`1917`	* I'm Willing To Make The Mistakes If Someone Else Is Willing To Learn From Them digest *
`1916`	* Just Plead The Fifth. Or Drink It. Either Way. digest *
`1915`	* Thesaurus: Ancient Reptile With An Excellent Vocabulary digest *
`1914`	* All Brian (Not To Be Confused With All-Bran) digest *
`1913`	* 7/5ths Of All People Do Not Understand Fractions digest *
`1912`	* F--k Censorship! digest *
`1911`	* http://www.stokeyouth.co.uk/coffee.html digest *
`1910`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
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`1908`	* Let Them That Don't Want None Have Memories Of Not Getting Any digest *
`1907`	* My Parents Put A Live Teddy Bear In My Crib digest *
`1906`	* Oh, These Little Earthquakes digest *
`1905`	* When Your Heart's On Fire You Must Realize Smoke Gets In Your Eyes digest *
`1904`	* Shut Up Voices, Or I'll Poke You With A Q-Tip Again *
`1903`	* If Thine Enemy Offend Thee, Give His Child A Drum digest *
`1902`	* http://www.csparks.com/EricIdleFCCSong.mp3 digest *
`1901`	* Ride My Tool digest *
`1900`	* But I Have To Get To 2000, Said I Have To Get To 2000 digest *

`1899`	* Now My Little Voices Want A Consulting Fee digest *
`1898`	* Each Man Has His Price, Bob, And Yours Was Pretty Low digest *
`1897`	* I'm Into Tex-Mexistentialism digest *
`1896`	* Greetings From A Beach Cottage On Beautiful Lake Tahoe digest *
`1895`	* Spiked With Extra Caffeine digest *
`1894`	* Sheesh, It's About Time! digest *
`1893`	* Halfway There digest *
`1892`	* Bet Some Of You Forgot You Wrote This Stuff digest *
`1891`	* With Love, From Mars digest *
`1890`	* Why Do They Call It Job Hunting If You Can't Use A Gun? digest *
`1890`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1889`	* A Hairsbreadth Away From Rick Springfield In Beautiful Anaheim, CA digest *
`1888`	* Could This Be More Late? digest *
`1887`	* I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary Friend digest *
`1886`	* Mistletoe Tea digest *
`1885`	* Walking in a Winter Wonder Bra digest *
`1884`	* Happy Chanukah! http://www.chanukah.org/lights/ digest *
`1883`	* One Christmas I Got A Battery With A Note Saying "Toy Not Included" digest *
`1882`	* Chipmonks Roasting On An Open Fire digest *
`1881`	* Deck The Halls With Chips And Salsa digest *
`1880`	* All I Want For Christmas Is A President digest *
`1879`	* I Came Real Close To Seeing Elvis, But Then My Shovel Broke digest *
`1878`	* To Be Or Not To Be, Those Are The Parameters digest *
`1877`	* Cranberry Cake digest *
`1876`	* To Err Is Human, But It Feels Divine digest *
`1875`	* Paranoid: Someone Who Just Figured Out What's Going On *
`1874`	* What's This I Hear About A Paris, France Porn Tape? digest *
`1873`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
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`1871`	* Does Steel Wool Come From Metal Sheep? digest *
`1870`	* The Chicken, Or The Egg? digest *
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`1868`	* Cut This Picture Into You And Me digest *
`1867`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1866`	* If You Scratch Your Ass, Don't Bite Your Fingernails digest *
`1865`	* The Governator's First Decree: Joints And Groping For Everyone! digest *
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`1862`	$$$ Babies On Spikes digest $$$
`1861`	$$$ The Lights Are On, But You're Not Home digest $$$
`1860`	$$$ The Melting Pot Of A Super Future-esque Style digest $$$
`1859`	$$$ Some Motherfuckers Always Tryin' To Ice-Skate Uphill digest $$$
`1858`	$$$ Greg He Shares Files, And Burns His CD-Rs digest $$$
`1857`	$$$ Sad Bastard Music digest $$$
`1856`	$$$ New Shit Has Come To Light digest $$$
`1855`	$$$ Letters I've Written, Never Meaning To Send digest $$$
`1854`	$$$ Even Your Listowner Is Out Of Work digest $$$
`1853`	$$$ Caught A Lite Subpoena digest $$$
`1852`	$$$ Ben Folds, Ben Spindles, & Ben Mutilates digest $$$
`1851`	$$$ I Found The Backdoor Out Of Teenage Hell digest $$$
`1850`	$$$ http://www.joepowellgolf.com/ digest $$$

`1849`	$$$ This Space Intentionally Left Blank digest $$$
`1848`	$$$ Lordy Lordy Tori's Forty digest $$$
`1847`	$$$ "Ethereal Intensity Of New Age Warlocks"? digest $$$
`1846`	$$$ Achilles' Last Barracuda digest $$$
`1845`	$$$ Wax On, Whacks Off digest $$$
`1844`	$$$ Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly digest $$$
`1843`	$$$ Cake Or Death digest $$$
`1842`	$$$ My Love For You Is Ticking Clock digest $$$
`1841`	$$$ Who Wants To Be A Silmarillionaire? digest $$$
`1840`	$$$ Elvish Has Left The Building digest $$$
`1839`	$$$ Y Kant Tori Type digest $$$
`1838`	$$$ Basement Gymnasium Cum digest $$$
`1837`	$$$ Subliminal Pants Off digest $$$
`1836`	$$$ Pirates Of The Caribbean, Rated "ARRRRRRR!" digest $$$
`1835`	$$$ I Give Good Henge digest $$$
`1834`	$$$ YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANG LEE digest $$$
`1833`	$$$ My Thumbs Have Gone Weird digest $$$
`1832`	$$$ Exile In Sk8er-Boi-ville digest $$$
`1831`	$$$ Average Everyday Sane/Psycho Super-digest $$$
`1830`	$$$ My Shoulder Still Aches From Yesterday's Damn Tetanus Booster Shot digest $$$
`1829`	* Happy Day-After-Summer-Solstice! digest *
`1828`	* Somewhat More Respectable digest *
`1827`	$$$ Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny digest $$$
`1826`	$$$ Thursday The Twelfth digest $$$
`1825`	$$$ Anyone Remember "55378008"? digest $$$
`1824`	$$$ Venus Boys For Scarlet's Strange Pink Hotel Quakes digest $$$
`1823`	$$$ Harry Potter And The Order Of Fries digest $$$
`1822`	$$$ Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad digest $$$
`1821`	$$$ A Hunka Hunka Burnin' Lube digest $$$
`1820`	$$$ And The Quiet Breeding Of A Virgin Wee Caucasian On A Wednesday digest $$$
`1819`	$$$ When Her Muscles Start Relaxin,' Up The Hill Comes Samuel L. Jackson digest $$$
`1818`	$$$ Neo and Morpheus's Excellent Adventure digest $$$
`1817`	$$$ No One Here By That Name digest $$$
`1816`	$$$ It's So Stimulating Being Your Hat digest $$$
`1815`	* 11th Anniversary digest *
`1814`	* Fruity Pebbles: Froot Loops That Have Already Been Chewed For You digest *
`1813`	* Asleep At The Wheel digest *
`1812`	* Neo-Maxi Zoom Dweebie digest *
`1811`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1810`	* Variables Don't And Constants Aren't digest *
`1809`	* That Which Is Loved Is Always Beautiful digest *
`1809`	* That Which Is Loved Is Always Beautiful digest *
`1808`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1808`	* Laugh, And The World Laughs With You -- Puke, And You Puke Alone digest *
`1807`	* Famous Last Words #147: "Those noises are probably nothing." digest *
`1805`	* Greetings From Santa Maria, California, Wish You Were Here! digest *
`1804`	* Life Is Like Licking Honey Off Of A Thorn digest *
`1803`	* Metronome: A Little Leprechaun That Lives In Subway Tunnels digest *
`1802`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1801`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1800`	* Where's My Waffle? digest *

`1799`	* It Was All So Different Before Everything Changed digest *
`1798`	* Running Behind digest *
`1797`	* Good Things Come To Those Who Wait, But Crap Shows Up Right Away digest *
`1796`	* Welcome To Shit Creek -- Sorry, We're Out Of Paddles digest *
`1795`	* "Inhumanity Is Caught From Man, From Smiling Man." -- Edward Young digest *
`1794`	* To Order, Send A Self-Abused Stomped Elephant To..... digest *
`1793`	* Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, War Sucks digest *
`1792`	* Happy Morning People Should Be Fed To Sharks digest *
`1791`	* Does Fuzzy Logic Tickle? digest *
`1790`	* Scabs ... The Other Red Meat digest *
`1789`	* Sleeping On The Job digest *
`1788`	* Rather Hideous http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/ digest *
`1787`	* Yay, Phil! http://www.groundhog.org/prediction/ digest *
`1786`	* Haggis: The #1 Reason To Forget To Eat digest *
`1785`	* Greetings, Fuckateers! http://www.fuck.it digest *
`1784`	* Frankie Say Relax digest *
`1783`	* Far Beyond The Pale Horizon Some Place Near The Desert Strand digest *
`1782`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1781`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1780`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1779`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1778`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1777`	* Flavours Of The Mountain Stream Line digest *
`1776`	* You Caught Me Lingering In Another Girl's Pair Of Dice digest *
`1775`	* Elvis Died For Your Sins ... But He Really Didn't Mean To digest *
`1774`	* Hi, My Name Is Barbie And I'll Be Your Brain Surgeon Today digest *
`1773`	* http://www.mrbagelproductions.com/ahole/trailer.html digest *
`1772`	* Out With The Old, In With The New! digest *
`1771`	* Hippo Gnu Ear digest *
`1770`	* Tear Duct In Your Hand digest *
`1769`	* Dusty Turquoise Is The Color Of My Post-Christmas Cheer digest *
`1768`	* Walking In A Winter Wonder Bra digest *
`1767`	* "The Klez That Wouldn't Die" digest *
`1766`	* Call Me Shorty digest *
`1765`	* I Had This Terrible Dream That Stryper Was Singing We Will Rock You digest *
`1764`	* Lip Steak digest *
`1763`	* You Buy What You Pay For digest *
`1762`	* VITAMEATAVEGAMIN digest *
`1761`	* Brought To You By Hasbro digest *
`1760`	* You Buy What You Pay For digest *
`1759`	* http://members.cox.net/bolitho/ digest *
`1758`	* I Doubt, Therefore I May Be digest *
`1757`	* Bark Us All Bow-Wows Of Folly digest *
`1756`	* Low-Income Housing -- From The Same People Who Brought You Low Income digest *
`1755`	* "As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly!" -- Mr. Carlson digest *
`1754`	* Always A Pallbearer, Never A Corpse... digest *
`1753`	* You Have Pretty Eyes ... Can I Have One? digest *
`1752`	* Subliminal Thoughts Have Returned From Vacation digest *
`1751`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
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`1737`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1736`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1735`	* So, Like, Is There Ever Going To Be Another digest *
`1734`	* By The Gold Light Of Your Halo I Wanna Nail Ya digest *
`1733`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1732`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1731`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1730`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1729`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1728`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1727`	* http://www.rathergood.com/vikings/ digest *
`1726`	* The Flaming Donuts of Jesus digest *
`1725`	* Sharpened Up For A Bit Of The Old Ultraviolence digest *
`1724`	* I Am Not An Animal! I Am ... Well, Not An Animal digest *
`1723`	* Blood, Graffiti, And Spit digest *
`1722`	* You're My Orange Blossom Honey Bear digest *
`1721`	* Were There Beta Testers For Preparations A Through G? digest *
`1720`	* And That's When They Stick The Hoobajoob Up Your Ass digest *
`1719`	* You Can't Play The Game Of Life With Sweaty Palms digest *
`1718`	* Autumn Is Sweet! digest *
`1717`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1716`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1715`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1714`	* And She Said "You Know That I'm Drowning" digest *
`1713`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1712`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1711`	* Five Years Ago Today, Subliminal Thoughts Are Born digest *
`1710`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1709`	* Make Lunch, Not War digest *
`1708`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1707`	* digest *
`1706`	* Six Inches Forward And Five Inches Back digest *
`1705`	* Blood Is Thicker Than Water, But Goldfish Don't Seem To Like It As Much digest *
`1704`	* September Already??? Holiday Over, Back To Work digest *
`1703`	* Much Needed Holiday Weekend digest *
`1702`	* And That's What Baby's Been Reduced To digest *
`1701`	* If You'll Be My Flotsam, I Could Be Half The Man I Used To digest *
`1700`	* But I Have To Get To 1800, Said I Have To Get To 1800 digest *

`1699`	* Seduce Men With Pheromones! digest *
`1698`	* Happy, Happy Birthday In A Hot Bath digest *
`1697`	* What Did Sanity Ever Do For You? Have Fun. Be Nuts. digest *
`1696`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1695`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1694`	* Time Flies Like The Wind, Regular Flies Like Garbage digest *
`1693`	* (Today's Age Test) Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper, And Snork digest *
`1692`	* You, You, And You: Come With Me ... The Rest Of You, PANIC! digest *
`1691`	* http://www.everlastingblort.com/fenestration/bilbo.mov digest *
`1690`	* "Carnival People, Do You Accept This Decree Of Shenanigans?" digest *
`1689`	* So Where's The Lebanese Delight? digest *
`1688`	* I Am The Captain Of The Gravity, Maxwell digest *
`1687`	* It Is Better To Forget And Smile Than To Remember And Be Sad digest *
`1686`	* Despite The High Cost Of Living, It Remains Popular digest *
`1685`	* Pop Tarts And Gangsta Mooks digest *
`1684`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1683`	* De-lurkers Unite! digest *
`1682`	* If You Squeeze A Chicken, Do The Eggs Break? digest *
`1681`	* http://www.hiremedumbass.com/ digest *
`1680`	* Egotism Is The Anesthetic That Dulls The Pain Of Stupidity digest *
`1679`	* Time Flies Like An Arrow, Fruit Flies Like A Banana digest *
`1678`	* It's Best To Wrap Your Savior Up In Cellophane digest *
`1677`	* The Best Things In Life Are Messy digest *
`1676`	* Reality Is Just A Crutch For People Who Can't Handle Cyberspace digest *
`1675`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1674`	* Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Licking My Toes Clean digest *
`1673`	* Didn't I Just Do This? digest *
`1672`	* I Found Jesus, And He Said, "Tag, You're It!" digest *
`1671`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1670`	* Let There Be Spaces In Your Togetherness digest *
`1669`	* Banana Blender Surprise digest *
`1668`	* A Wholesome Mind Is Wasted Potential digest *
`1667`	*** Remember...The Neck Needs Sunblock Too (Sunburn SUU-UUCKS) digest ***
`1666`	* 1666: The Digest Of The Beast (Give Or Take A Thousand) digest *
`1665`	* All Things Are Green Unless They Are Not digest *
`1664`	* The Trouble With Reality Is There's No Background Music digest *
`1663`	* "M" Is For The Million Things She Gave Me digest *
`1662`	* Chrysanthemum Bang digest *
`1661`	* Looks Like Everyone's On Vacation Except Megan And Cyndi And Me digest *
`1660`	* Sometimes, When It's Quiet, You Can Hear The Brain Cells Die digest *
`1659`	* "You're Sick," Said Coraline. "Sick And Evil And Weird." digest *
`1658`	* Sin ... We Didn't Invent It, We're Only Trying To Perfect It digest *
`1657`	* Toes Are What Keep Your Feet From Fraying At The Ends digest *
`1656`	* http://www.imagemakersart.com/entwistle-01.html digest *
`1655`	* One Nation, Underdog digest *
`1654`	* Naugahyde Is Murder digest *
`1653`	* Boldly Going Forward Because We Simply Can't Find Reverse digest *
`1652`	* Free Porn http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0205/free/ digest *
`1651`	* The "Juan In A Lavenda-Arija Double-Chick Sandwich" digest *
`1650`	* I'll Only Hurt You And Sell Your Phone Number To Telemarketers digest *

`1649`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1648`	* Take A Byte Out Of Crim digest *
`1647`	* Be Spiderwebbed And Glazed In Frost digest *
`1646`	* Episode Two: Attack Of The Clowns digest *
`1645`	* Remove Outer Wrapping Before Microwaving digest *
`1644`	* Love Gravy digest *
`1643`	* Momentary Seizure Of Love digest *
`1642`	* The Power Of Cheese -- Dare To Be Grated digest *
`1641`	* Cards For Sorrow, Cards For Pain digest *
`1640`	* Mello Yello In My Bungalow digest *
`1639`	* And What If I Am? digest *
`1638`	* So Decorously Laid Neath The Gay Illuminations digest *
`1637`	* I Am The Operator Of My Pocket Calculator digest *
`1636`	* Pro-Chocolate digest *
`1635`	* Sea Of Love digest *
`1634`	* No Meat By-Products digest *
`1633`	* I'll Give You A Candy Bar If You Get In The Car digest *
`1632`	* If It Ain't Broke, Fix It Till It Is digest *
`1631`	* Evil Doves digest *
`1630`	* It's Better To Be Alone Than To Wish You Were digest *
`1629`	* THINK! (If You Are Already Thinking, Please Disregard) digest *
`1628`	* The Truth Is Out There digest *
`1627`	* Hot College Co-eds Are Waiting To Take Your Call! digest *
`1626`	* Blame Scotch http://b3ta.com/fish/ digest *
`1625`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1624`	* It's Not Unusual To Be Loved By Anyone digest *
`1623`	* If He's The Big Boss And You're The Hot Sauce, Look Out Below digest *
`1622`	* Workin' In A Coal Mine, Goin' Down Down Down digest *
`1621`	* Erfquake! Erfquake! digest *
`1620`	* Monday Is The Root Of All Evil digest *
`1619`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1618`	* Call Your Mother digest *
`1617`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1616`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1615`	* Memories Light The Corners Of My Mind digest *
`1614`	* http://www.kevinaucoin.com/ digest *
`1613`	* I Like Big Butts And I Can Not Lie digest *
`1612`	* Hang Ten digest *
`1611`	* Cinco De Mayo digest *
`1610`	* Looks Like It's Me And You Again Tonight, Rosie digest *
`1609`	* Isn't It Time To Go Back To Sleep Yet? digest *
`1608`	* Happy May Day, Beltane, Walpurgisnacht, Roodmas, Solar Summer digest *
`1607`	* Dithers And Cream digest *
`1606`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1605`	* Moms: Travel Agents For Guilt Trips digest *
`1604`	* PBJ Time http://etrata.home.attbi.com/flash/banana.swf digest *
`1603`	* Why Isn't "Phonetic" Spelled The Way It Sounds? digest *
`1602`	* Peanut Butter Jelly With A Baseball Bat digest *
`1601`	* Sometimes The Best Helping Hand You Can Give Is A Good Firm Push digest *
`1600`	* But I Have To Get To 1700, Said I Have To Get To 1700 digest *

`1599`	* Just When I Was Getting Used To Yesterday, Along Came Today digest *
`1598`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1597`	* Must Be The Season Of The Witch digest *
`1596`	* Twas Brillig, And The Slithy Toves Did Gyre And Gimble In The Wabe digest *
`1595`	* I Know All There Is To Know About The Crying Game digest *
`1594`	* Chock Full Of Fucking Expletives And Fairy Barf, Baby! digest *
`1593`	* I Like Kids, But I Don't Think I Could Eat A Whole One *
`1592`	* Hedonist For Hire -- No Job Too Easy digest *
`1591`	* Teach Me How To Love digest *
`1590`	* Your Heart Will Pump And Your Blood Will Sing digest *
`1589`	* Purple Nirple digest *
`1588`	* Your Burning Mound digest *
`1588`	* Your Burning Mound digest *
`1587`	* Daffy, The Vampire Duck Slayer digest *
`1586`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1585`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1584`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1583`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1582`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1581`	* Where Does The White Go When Snow Melts? digest *
`1580`	* Hoppy Chocolate Bunny Day digest *
`1579`	* Premblememblemation, Musquirt, Rignition, Napjerk digest *
`1578`	* Go Fark Yourself http://www.fark.com digest *
`1577`	* Chew My Eyes digest *
`1576`	* Meatbulbs And Nipplezippers digest *
`1575`	* Life Is A Kumquat digest *
`1574`	* Consume Mass Quantities digest *
`1573`	* Bark At The Moon digest *
`1572`	* For My Next Trick, I'll Need A Volunteer And A Sledgehammer digest *
`1571`	* All Chicks, All Day digest *
`1570`	* Oh My God ... You Said CUMmings <heh heh eheh> digest *
`1569`	* "Moo." -- Ancient Bovine Proverb digest *
`1568`	* So Delicate, So Dainty http://www.belch.com/females.htm digest *
`1567`	* Carpe Vino digest *
`1566`	* Profanity: The Universal Programming Language digest *
`1565`	* Hordes Of Screaming Penis Puppets digest *
`1564`	* There's A High Wind In The Trees, A Cold Sound In The Air digest *
`1563`	* Rotten Vermicious Knids digest *
`1562`	* Daddy's In The Back Yard With His Willy Hangin' Out digest *
`1561`	* Don't Dream A Dream ... Live A Dream And Let Reality Sleep digest *
`1560`	* I Was The Eggman digest *
`1559`	* Unleash The Fury, Mitch, Unleash The Fury digest *
`1558`	* "I'm Ready To Shoot RIGHT NOW!" -- Dirk Diggler digest *
`1557`	* Creaky, Achy, Feeble, Crotchety, And Old digest *
`1556`	* Battle Of The Lovable Smartasses digest *
`1555`	* Subliminal Day Offdow digest *
`1554`	* *
`1553`	* (Blame Beth) http://www.georgewgirls.com/ digest *
`1552`	* Jean Reno Is A God digest *
`1551`	*** Get Me Some Fuckin Fishy Treats! digest **
`1550`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *

`1549`	* Halftime At Circvs Maximvs, And The Lions Lead The Christians 326-0 digest *
`1548`	* Meat For The Beast digest *
`1547`	* It's All A Figment Of Your Hallucination digest *
`1546`	* Practice Random Kinkiness And Senseless Acts Of Boredom digest *
`1545`	* Wanna Sit On The Washer With Me When It Hits The Spin Cycle? digest *
`1544`	* Discipline Through Voltage digest *
`1543`	* "Over. And Sock, Shoe, Sock, Shoe. I Have Spoken." -- God digest *
`1542`	* Life Is Not All Lovely Thorns And Singing Vultures digest *
`1541`	* Genealogy: Tracing Us Back To The Same Brother And Sister digest *
`1540`	* Your Lucky Number Is 32745543693821 -- Watch For It Everywhere digest *
`1539`	* When Did My Wild Oats Turn To Prunes And All-Bran? digest *
`1538`	* Crawling Broke And Desperate Through The Dumpsters Of The Lord digest *
`1537`	* http://www.groundhog.org/history/ digest *
`1536`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1535`	* Man Does Not Live By Coffee Alone -- Have A Danish digest *
`1534`	* The Reward For A Job Well Done Is More Work digest *
`1533`	* Cheap Way To Trace Your Family History: Run For Public Office digest *
`1532`	* Clumsiness Is Next To Godliness digest *
`1531`	* Money Is The Root Of All Wealth digest *
`1530`	* "Bother," Said Pooh, As He Stepped On A Landmine digest *
`1529`	* http://www.projectcensored.org/ digest *
`1528`	* Sleeping On The Job digest *
`1527`	* If That's All There Is My Dear, Then Let's Keep Dancing digest *
`1526`	* Back From The Land Of Disney digest *
`1525`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1524`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1523`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1522`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1521`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1520`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1519`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1518`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1517`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1516`	* Quick, Everybody Sign Up! http://kontakt.wp.pl digest *
`1515`	* If The Cap Unscrews Easily How Strong Is The Glue? digest *
`1514`	* Can Talk The Talk, Walk The Walk, And If Necessary, Run The Run digest *
`1513`	* No Coffee, No Workee digest *
`1512`	* What The World Needs Now Is Love, Sweet Love digest *
`1511`	* Asshat digest *
`1510`	* May Your Troubles Last As Long As Your New Year's Resolutions digest *
`1509`	* This Is The Last Day Of The Rest Of Your Year digest *
`1508`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1507`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1506`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1505`	* Have Yourself A Merry Little Today digest *
`1504`	* Rolling, Rolling, Rolling digest *
`1503`	* Disturber Of The Peace digest *
`1502`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1501`	* Cocoa + Tummy = HappyYummy digest *
`1500`	* But I Have To Get To 1600, Said I Have To Get To 1600 digest *

`1499`	* For The Believer In You http://www.throbbing.com/ digest *
`1498`	* Want A Plane That Loops The Loop digest *
`1497`	* We Are Santa's Elves digest *
`1496`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1495`	* Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow digest *
`1494`	* On Moishe! On Herschel! On Schlomo! digest *
`1493`	* An Atheist's Christmas Movie: "Coincidence On 34th Street" digest *
`1492`	* In Fourteen Hundred Ninety-Two Columbus Sailed The Ocean Blue digest *
`1491`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1490`	* 'Tis The Season To Be Jahrry digest *
`1489`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1488`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1487`	* In Space, No One Can Hear You Moo digest *
`1486`	* There Are Some Strings -- They're Just Not Attached digest *
`1485`	* Sleep Is A Poor Substitute For Coffee digest *
`1484`	* Go Henceforth, And Sin More Creatively Next Time digest *
`1483`	* Alan Rickman Is A God digest *
`1482`	* Microfiche: Extremely Small French Fish digest *
`1481`	* Is It Christmas Yet? digest *
`1480`	* http://chemeng.nmsu.edu/lorax.htm digest *
`1479`	* Pumpkin Pie digest *
`1478`	* Over The River And Through The Woods... digest *
`1477`	* Everyone Loves A Moose ... Some Just Don't Know It digest *
`1476`	* Patience Will Come To He Who Waits digest *
`1475`	* Polly Doesn't Want A Damn Cracker. Polly Wants A Beer. digest *
`1474`	* Heck's Angels: Born To Be Mild digest *
`1473`	* Project: Determine What Makes Things Tick. Plan: Stop The Ticking digest *
`1472`	* Mary Had A Little Lamb. The Doctor Was Surprised. digest *
`1471`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1470`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1470`	* You Will Post ... You Feel Strangely Compelled To Post digest *
`1469`	* What The Hell, Go Ahead And Put All Your Eggs In One Basket digest *
`1468`	* Pound For Pound, The Amoeba Is The Most Vicious Animal On Earth digest *
`1467`	* Somebody's Been Busy digest *
`1466`	* A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing And Mean Your Mother digest *
`1465`	* How About A Real Challenge? Next Season, "Survivor 4: Afghanistan" digest *
`1464`	* Today Is The Yesterday You'll Worry About Tomorrow digest *
`1463`	* Carpe Deum: God Is A Fish digest *
`1462`	* Our Customers Come First, But We Like To Get Off, Too digest *
`1461`	* Sex, Inc. digest *
`1460`	* I Do Not Like Green Eggs And Ham, I Do Not Like Them, Taliban! digest *
`1459`	* This Is Halloween, This Is Halloween digest *
`1458`	* Sparky The Wonderslut digest *
`1457`	* I'm Melting! Melting! Oh, What A World, What A World! digest *
`1456`	* And This Curve Is Your Smile ) digest *
`1455`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1454`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1453`	* Here's The Mail, It Never Fails, It Makes Me Want To Wag My Tail digest *
`1452`	* I Am The One Hiding Under Your Bed, Teeth Ground Sharp And Eyes Glowing Red digest *
`1451`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1450`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *

`1449`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1448`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1447`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1446`	* When The Pin Is Pulled, Mr. Grenade Is Not Our Friend digest *
`1445`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1444`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1443`	* To Sleep, Perchance To Wake Up And Go Shopping Tomorrow digest *
`1442`	* Is It Possible To Be Totally Partial? digest *
`1441`	* A Day For Firm Decisions -- Or Is It??? digest *
`1440`	* Coarse And Violent Nudity, Occasional Language digest *
`1439`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1438`	* Veni, Vidi, Vice: I Came, I Saw, I Did Naughty Things digest *
`1437`	* Ice Cream Assassin digest *
`1436`	* Everybody Is Somebody Else's Weirdo digest *
`1435`	* Speed Kills digest *
`1434`	* Gonads In The Lightning digest *
`1433`	* Executive Transvestite digest *
`1432`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1431`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1430`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1429`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1428`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1427`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1426`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1425`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1424`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1423`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1422`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1421`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1420`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1419`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1418`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1417`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1416`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1415`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1414`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1413`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1412`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1411`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1410`	* digest *
`1409`	* The Only Thing I've Come To Trust Is An Orgasmic Rush Of Lust digest *
`1408`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1407`	* Who Puts Those "Thin Ice" Signs Out There? digest *
`1406`	* Masque Of The Violet Death digest *
`1405`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1404`	* I Thought We'd Be Okay, Me And My Mole Asses digest *
`1403`	* Princess Leia: @(-_-)@ digest *
`1402`	* http://www.thehungersite.com/ digest *
`1401`	* Squeeze Me Macaroni digest *
`1400`	* But I Have To Get To 1500, Said I Have To Get To 1500 digest *

`1399`	* False Hope Is Nicer Than No Hope At All digest *
`1398`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1397`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1396`	* Huge Juicy Vagina digest *
`1395`	* Catfight! Catfight! digest *
`1394`	* Friday, Friday, Yay, Yay, Yay! digest *
`1393`	* That Oh-So-Fresh Feminine Feeling digest *
`1392`	* Happy Birthday To Her digest *
`1391`	* English Teachers Do It With Dangling Participles digest *
`1390`	* A Truckload Of Vibrators: Toys For Twats digest *
`1389`	* And The Man With The Golden Gun Thinks He Knows So Much digest *
`1388`	* http://phattuesday.homestead.com/porn.html digest *
`1387`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1386`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1385`	* Tour Info Has Eaten My Brain And This Is All I Could Come Up With digest *
`1384`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1383`	* Sometimes You're The Bug, And Sometimes You're The Windshield digest *
`1382`	* Great Green Gobs Of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts digest *
`1381`	* Throw Your Pain In The River digest *
`1380`	* Really Deep In Beths Right Now digest *
`1379`	* I Saw A Werewolf With A Chinese Menu In His Hand digest *
`1378`	* "In Politics, Stupidity Is Not A Handicap." -- Napoleon digest *
`1377`	* Badder Than Old King Kong, Meaner Than A Junkyard Dog digest *
`1376`	* Kinky Is Using A Feather, Perverted Is Using The Whole Chicken digest *
`1375`	* Stay Sane Inside Insanity digest *
`1374`	* Happiness Is A Warm Gun, Yes It Is digest *
`1373`	* Feed My Eyes, Can You Sew Them Shut? digest *
`1372`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1371`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1370`	* And On The Eighth Day God Said, "Okay Murphy, You Take Over" digest *
`1369`	* Illiterate? Write For Free Help digest *
`1368`	* Hermits Have No Peer Pressure digest *
`1367`	* Keep The Planet Clean ... Swallow Your Beer Cans digest *
`1366`	* Nothing Is More Believed As That Known Least By The Most digest *
`1365`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1364`	* Nothing Says Lovin' Like A Digest From The Oven digest *
`1363`	* Squeal Like A Piggy digest *
`1362`	* Yes Indeed-ee, A Merkin Is Faux Fluff For The Muff digest *
`1361`	* Trapped In PurgaTori digest *
`1360`	* Merkin Muffley digest *
`1359`	* We Can Dance If We Want To, We Can Leave Your Friends Behind digest *
`1358`	* Winning Isn't Everything, But I've Heard Losing Sucks digest *
`1357`	* I'm Too Sexy For My Cat, Too Sexy For My Cat, Poor Pussy digest *
`1356`	* Save The Chocolate Moose! digest *
`1355`	* Two Tangy Tangeloes Tangle Trying The Tricky Tango digest *
`1354`	* Voulez-Vous Couchez Avec ... Ewan McGregor? digest *
`1353`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1352`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1351`	* Nobody Knows The Truffles I've Seen digest *
`1350`	* Ooh! An Official Sighting Of The Dani Monster! Well I'll Be! digest *

`1349`	* Using A Third-Party Penis Voids Your Warranty digest *
`1348`	* Listen As The Syllables Of Slaughter Cut With Calm Precision digest *
`1347`	* Knit Little Sweaters For Your Pet Peeves digest *
`1346`	* For Sale: Earth, Or Trade For Summer Moon Near Jupiter digest *
`1345`	* Can't Sleep ... Clowns Might Eat Me digest *
`1344`	* Kids Dream They Can Fly, Adults Dream They Can Fly First Class digest *
`1343`	* Never Play Leap Frog With A Unicorn digest *
`1342`	* DARE To Keep Cops Off Doughnuts digest *
`1341`	* Don't Hate Yourself In The Morning ... Sleep Until Noon digest *
`1340`	* How Come There's Only One Monopolies Commission? digest *
`1339`	* Let's Use Up All The Vowels! digest *
`1338`	* These Hands ... I Can't Get Them Off My Wrists! digest *
`1337`	* I Bathe In The Knowledge That I AM TECHNOLOGY! digest *
`1336`	* "Bother!" Said Pooh, As He Paid $5 Extra For "Teddy Style" digest *
`1335`	* Back From The Underworld digest *
`1334`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1333`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1332`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1331`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1330`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1329`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1328`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1327`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1326`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1325`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1324`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1323`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1322`	* Only One Shopping Day Left Until Tomorrow digest *
`1321`	* Never Send A Human To Do A Machine's Job ... Unless The Stupid Machine Thinks It's 1904 digest *
`1320`	* Happy As A Schizoid In A Hall Of Mirrors digest *
`1319`	* I Am The Matrix digest *
`1318`	* Feelin' Hot! Hot! Hot! digest *
`1317`	* Hey There Swinger! Need A Cow? digest *
`1316`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1315`	* CAUTION: Contents Under Pressure digest *
`1314`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1313`	* Having An Out-Of-Money Experience digest *
`1312`	* Gross: Eating The Raisins Off The Fly Paper digest *
`1311`	* It's The Same Dance With Different Hats digest *
`1310`	* "Rabbit Season." "Duck Season." "Rabbit Season." digest *
`1309`	* Fire It Up, Baby digest *
`1308`	* (Hot Sex) digest *
`1307`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1306`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1305`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1304`	* Never Apologize, Never Explain (Sucking Up Is Okay) digest *
`1303`	* Dijon Vu: The Feeling You've Had This Mustard Before digest *
`1302`	* Help Wanted: Telepath (You Know Where To Apply) digest *
`1301`	* Hard Work Has Future Payoff -- Laziness Pays Off Now digest *
`1300`	* But I Have To Get To 1400, Said I Have To Get To 1400 digest *

`1299`	* Hello My Name Is Giovanni Mantilla You Killed My Father Prepare To Die digest *
`1298`	* The Hand That Feeds You Smells Of Food. Bite It. digest *
`1297`	* The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth ... After We're Through With It digest *
`1296`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1295`	* Chewy Caramel Center digest *
`1294`	* Full Noodle Frontery digest *
`1293`	* This Digest Contains 15 Invisible Messages digest *
`1292`	* If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen digest *
`1291`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1290`	* This Digest Was Pre-Recorded For This Time Zone digest *
`1289`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1288`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1287`	* Ambivalent? Well, Yes And No... digest *
`1286`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1285`	* Meetings: A Practical Alternative To Work digest *
`1284`	* Microbiology Lab -- Staph Only digest *
`1283`	* Hot, Young, Running Free, A Little Bit Better Than I Used To Be digest *
`1282`	* LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET! digest *
`1281`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1280`	* You Are The Weakest Link. Goodbye. digest *
`1279`	* Only A Chocolate Jesus Can Satisfy My Soul digest *
`1278`	* Octobullshit digest *
`1277`	* Bad Luck Good Friday digest *
`1276`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1275`	* Crouching Slut, Hidden Virgin digest *
`1274`	* Chocolate: Here Today ... Gone Today digest *
`1273`	* This Is In Farsi (Did You Know You Could Read Farsi?) digest *
`1272`	* One Thing, No Lie ... Ethyl's Frigid As An Eskimo Pie digest *
`1271`	* Necrophilia Means Never Having To Say ... Anything digest *
`1270`	* Gravity Is A Drag digest *
`1269`	* What About Yelling "Movie" In A Crowded Fire Station? digest *
`1268`	* http://www.mrwinkle.com digest *
`1267`	* Make Your Crotch A Showplace! Order now! Only $29.99 digest *
`1266`	* Don't Squat With Your Spurs On digest *
`1265`	* April Fool: ALL YOUR BOUGAINVILLEA ARE BELONG TO US digest *
`1264`	* It's Not An Optical Illusion -- It Just Looks That Way digest *
`1263`	* Thela Hun Ginjeet digest *
`1262`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1261`	* Stop The Slaughter -- Boycott Baby Oil digest *
`1260`	* Dyslexics Have More Nuf digest *
`1259`	* Actual Band Name: Johnny McPenis And The Ass Clams digest *
`1258`	* Lust For Life digest *
`1257`	* Cogito Eggo Sum: I Think, Therefore I Am A Waffle digest *
`1256`	* Ods Bodkins digest *
`1255`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1254`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1253`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1252`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1251`	* Support Safe Housing ... Use Condos digest *
`1250`	* Just Do Me digest *

`1249`	* Say "Pistachios" ... It's Impolite To Say "Nuts" digest *
`1248`	* An Infinite Number Of Bottles Of Beer On The Wall... digest *
`1247`	* Hello, Weekend! digest *
`1246`	* One Man's Religion Is Another Man's Nervous Breakdown digest *
`1245`	* Digest Over -- Insert Coin digest *
`1244`	* Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains? digest *
`1243`	* One Lone Soldier digest *
`1242`	* Power Corrupts; Absolute Power Is Kind Of Neat digest *
`1241`	* Help End Poverty -- Eat The Poor digest *
`1240`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1239`	* Sex On Television Can't Hurt You Unless You Fall Off digest *
`1238`	* Q: What's Under The Pillsbury Doughboy's Apron? A: Doughnuts digest *
`1237`	* Take A Bite Out Of Crime ... It Tastes Just Like Chicken digest *
`1236`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1235`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1234`	* One-Two-Three-Four, A Number I've Been Waiting For! Yay! digest *
`1233`	* Hell: It's Not The Heat ... It's The Humidity digest *
`1232`	* Borrow Money From A Pessimist -- They Don't Expect It Back digest *
`1231`	* Everywhere Is Walking Distance If You Have The Time digest *
`1230`	* What Happens If You Touch These Two Wires Togeth--- digest *
`1229`	* Do Not Wash -- This Vehicle Is Undergoing A Scientific Dirt Test digest *
`1228`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1227`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1226`	* Therapy Helps, But Screaming Obscenities Is Cheaper digest *
`1225`	* Perhaps Surrealism's Not Your Cup Of Tuna digest *
`1224`	* Creeping Up The Backstairs, Slinking Into Dark Stalls digest *
`1223`	* Black Holes Really Suck digest *
`1222`	* Carpe Diem, Before It Carpes You digest *
`1221`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1220`	* Watch A Copy http://www.pagroundhog.com/webcast.html digest *
`1219`	* Laugh Alone And The World Thinks You're An Idiot digest *
`1218`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1217`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1216`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1215`	* Laughing Stock: Cattle With A Sense Of Humor digest *
`1214`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1213`	* Oh, My! http://www.divine-interventions.com digest *
`1212`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1211`	* ((((( This Thought In Stereo Where Available ))))) digest *
`1210`	* Seize The Daisies digest *
`1209`	* M-I-C ... K-E-Y ... M-O-U-S-E digest *
`1208`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1207`	* http://www.torithoughts.org/rdtrn/subliminal/ digest *
`1206`	* Things Are More Like They Are Today Than They Ever Were Before digest *
`1205`	* Give Me The Beat Boys And Free My Soul digest *
`1204`	* TGIF digest *
`1203`	* As Confused As A Baby In A Topless Bar digest *
`1202`	* Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! digest *
`1201`	* Orgasm Donors Anonymous digest *
`1200`	* But I Have To Get To 1300, Said I Have To Get To 1300 digest *

`1199`	* Candy Is God's Way Of Saying You Have Too Many Teeth digest *
`1198`	* (If You Can't Hear Me, It's Because I'm In Parentheses) digest *
`1197`	* Horridly Posh Huge Gentle Twat digest *
`1196`	* Save The Trees ... Wipe Your Butt With An Owl digest *
`1195`	* Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Year digest *
`1194`	* Ring Out The Old, Ring In The New digest *
`1193`	* http://www.inpassing.org/ digest *
`1192`	* "Unto Thee," Jesus Said Verily digest *
`1191`	* It's The Red Shoes, They Can't Stop Dancing digest *
`1190`	* Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells digest *
`1189`	* Me, I Want A Hula-Hoop digest *
`1188`	* Naughty Or Nice? digest *
`1187`	* It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas digest *
`1186`	* The Magpies Have Come digest *
`1185`	* Crunchy Tiger, Hungry Dragon digest *
`1184`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1183`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1182`	* Open Your Eyes, Look Up To The Skies And See digest *
`1181`	* Unleash The Playground digest *
`1180`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1179`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1178`	* Imagine digest *
`1177`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1176`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1175`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1174`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1173`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1172`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1171`	* History Repeats Itself, But Each Time The Price Goes Up digest *
`1170`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1169`	* Carne Diem: Seize The Meat digest *
`1168`	* Trying To Learn To Swim Without Any Water digest *
`1167`	* Pumpkin Pie & Cranberries digest *
`1166`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1165`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1164`	* A Little Coitus Never Hoitus digest *
`1163`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1162`	* http://megnut.com/minime.html digest *
`1161`	* Etiquette Tip #205: Don't Dangle Your Participles In Public digest *
`1160`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1159`	* This Thought Is Programming You In Ways That May Not Be Apparent For Months, Or Even Years digest *
`1158`	* Lawyer (n): Larval Stage Of Politician digest *
`1157`	* So Who's For Moving To Mexico? digest *
`1156`	* U.S. Folks ... Get Out There And Vote! digest *
`1155`	* I Feed On The Flesh Of The Living -- And I Vote digest *
`1154`	* Plays Well With Self digest *
`1153`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1152`	* Why Do We Say Something Is Out Of Whack? What Is Whack? digest *
`1151`	* Fingers Like Snakes And Spiders In My Hair digest *
`1150`	* Behave, Or I Won't Spank You digest *

`1149`	* Sleep Deprivation Is Fun -- You See Such Pretty Colors digest *
`1148`	* Somebody Else For President digest *
`1147`	* Coffee Is My Only REAL Friend digest *
`1146`	* I Like Life -- It's Something To Do digest *
`1145`	* http://astrology.yahoo.com/astrology2/astrocenter/chocolate.html digest *
`1144`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1143`	* To The Bang Bang Boogie, Say Up Jumped The Boogie digest *
`1142`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1141`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1140`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1139`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1138`	* Rx digest *
`1137`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1136`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1135`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1134`	* If You Can't Beat Them, Arrange To Have Them Beaten digest *
`1133`	* There Is No Pain, You Are Receding digest *
`1132`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1131`	* Strategery digest *
`1130`	* If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Do The Rest Have To Drown Too? digest *
`1129`	* The Prince Of Darkness Does Not Haggle digest *
`1128`	* The Amazing All-Girl Digest (Your Turn, Boys) digest *
`1127`	* I'm Keyser Soze digest *
`1126`	* http://george-w-dance.homepage.com/ digest *
`1125`	* ...and shorter and shorter and... digest *
`1124`	* Sonic Death Monkey digest *
`1123`	* Time For A Little Smackerel Of Something digest *
`1122`	* If At First You DO Succeed, Try Not To Look Astonished digest *
`1121`	* Eschew Obfuscation digest *
`1120`	* People In Glass Houses Shouldn't Get Stoned digest *
`1119`	* Practice Random Senseless Acts digest *
`1118`	* http://www.jesusdressup.com digest *
`1117`	* Your Ad Here digest *
`1116`	* Cogito, Ergo Hormel (I Think, Therefore I Spam) digest *
`1115`	* Like Jimi Said... digest *
`1114`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1113`	* My Internal Clock Keeps Flashing 12:00 A.M. digest *
`1112`	* Support Your Local Medical Examiner ... Die Strangely digest *
`1111`	* Mystical, Magical, All-One digest *
`1110`	* Thanks, Mom http://www.justinspace.com/obscene/oiintro.html digest *
`1109`	* May You Live In Interesting Times ... And Take Pictures digest *
`1108`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1107`	* If There's No God, Who Pops Up The Next Kleenex? digest *
`1106`	* Despite The Cost Of Living, It Remains Popular digest *
`1105`	* A Star Is Born digest *
`1104`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1103`	*** And God Said "E = /mv2 - Ze2/r" ... And There WAS Light digest ***
`1102`	* 6. http://www.ededication.com/scripts/sexyuserselections.html digest *
`1101`	* 5. http://www.freevote.com/booth/angelcakes digest *
`1100`	* But I Have To Get To 1200, Said I Have To Get To 1200 digest *

`1099`	* 4. http://members.aol.com/lizardqn65/poet.html digest *
`1098`	* 3. http://members.surfsouth.com/~breezy/ digest *
`1097`	* 2. http://www.music.indiana.edu/som/courses/rock/england.html digest *
`1096`	* 1. http://members.aol.com/lzhistory/index.html digest *
`1095`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1094`	* Remember, Stoplights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed for 70mph digest *
`1093`	* Bye, Slow Internet! digest *
`1092`	* Help Ron http://www.prolefeed.com/features/icq/icq4.html digest *
`1091`	* Movin' Right Along, Footloose And Fancy-Free digest *
`1090`	* Friends Don't Let Friends Eat Friends digest *
`1089`	* Respect The One-Eyed Trouser Snake, Tame The Fuzzy Pink Taco digest *
`1088`	* Cogito Ergo Spud: I Think Therefore I Yam digest *
`1087`	* Nothing To See digest *
`1086`	* One Of Us Is Thinking About Sex ......... Okay, It's Me digest *
`1085`	* If Vegetable Oil Comes From Vegetables, Where Does Baby Oil Come From? digest *
`1084`	* "Oh, What A Tangled Web We Weave" -- Hair Club For Men digest *
`1083`	* Q: So where do aliens come from? A: Pinewood Studios in England digest *
`1082`	* So You Got Those Garden Gnomes I Sent? digest *
`1081`	* Come On And Let Me Out http://www.smug.com/38/3.html digest *
`1080`	* Unfortunately, The Answer In The Back Isn't Always Right digest *
`1079`	* Don't Worry -- The Answer's At The Back Of The Book digest *
`1078`	* An Unbreakable Toy Is Useful For Breaking Other Toys digest *
`1077`	* The Wages Of Sin Are Eternal Damnation, But The Hours Are Good digest *
`1076`	* How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges? digest *
`1075`	* Quantum Mechanics: The Dreams Stuff Is Made Of digest *
`1074`	* http://www.smug.com/38/3.html digest *
`1073`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1072`	* Nothing Is Foolproof To A Talented Fool digest *
`1071`	* Why Be Difficult? Put Some Effort In And Be Impossible digest *
`1070`	* My Sweet Little Religion digest *
`1069`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1068`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1067`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1066`	* Bills Travel Through The Mail At Twice The Speed Of Checks digest *
`1065`	* We Do Precision Guesswork digest *
`1064`	* Why Did Kamikaze Pilots Wear Helmets? digest *
`1063`	* I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Hemlock digest *
`1062`	* It's Not That Life Is So Short, You're Just Dead A Really Long Time digest *
`1061`	* Never Ascribe To Malice That Which Can Be Explained By Stupidity digest *
`1060`	* You Learn Something Useless Every Day digest *
`1059`	* http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A16025-2000May16.html digest *
`1058`	* If You Can't Be Kind, At Least Have The Decency To Be Vague digest *
`1057`	* No One Understands Him But His Woman digest *
`1056`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1055`	* Hard Work Will Never Break Up With You digest *
`1054`	* If White Wine Goes With Fish, Do White Grapes Go With Sushi? digest *
`1053`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1052`	* Two's Company, Three's An Orgy digest *
`1051`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1050`	* Be Consistent (But Not All The Time) digest *

`1049`	* Five Out Of Four People Have Trouble With Fractions digest *
`1048`	* How To Fire A Lawyer: First, Get A Really Big Cannon... digest *
`1047`	* If You Think Nobody Cares, Try Missing A Couple Of Payments digest *
`1046`	* Lottery: A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math digest *
`1045`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1044`	* It Doesn't TAKE All Kinds, We Just HAVE All Kinds digest *
`1043`	* Time Is Like The Tide ... Blue digest *
`1042`	* Beware Of Geeks Bearing Gifs digest *
`1041`	* Corduroy Pillows: They're Making Headlines digest *
`1040`	* It Is No Mistake That "STRESSED" Is "DESSERTS" Spelled Backward digest *
`1039`	* Advice Is Free ... The Right Answer Will Cost Plenty digest *
`1038`	* Confucius Say "To Become Master Fisherman, Must Be Master Baiter" digest *
`1037`	* Incontinence Hotline ... Please Hold digest *
`1036`	* May The Force Be With You digest *
`1035`	* Yesterday I Knew Nothing -- Today I Know That digest *
`1034`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1033`	* Just Remember, If The World Didn't Suck, We'd All Fall off digest *
`1032`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1031`	* Another One To Thank My Mom For http://www.jesus.com/shower/ digest *
`1030`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1029`	* Zygoatcheez Ahmlette digest *
`1028`	* All Reports Are In -- Life Is Now Officially Unfair digest *
`1027`	* "Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't" -- Polonius digest *
`1026`	* Spankings: They're Not Just For Birthdays Any More digest *
`1025`	* Get Thee Down, Be Thou Funky digest *
`1024`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1023`	* I Before E Except After C? We Live In A Weird Society! digest *
`1022`	* When Agnostics Die, Do They Go To The Great Perhaps? digest *
`1021`	* "Bother!" Said Pooh, As He Twit-Filtered His List Admin digest *
`1020`	* I'd Like To Buy Your Most Expensive Bottle Of Champagne digest *
`1019`	* And Oh, How They Danced, The Little Children Of Stonehenge digest *
`1018`	* Let's Go Back To That Bit About Russ Sniffing Kate Bush's Panties digest *
`1017`	* Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe digest *
`1016`	* Slick Und Clean Und Clear digest *
`1015`	* Can You Smell The Veggie Burgers? digest *
`1014`	* In Lupine Ways, We'll Alleviate The Pain digest *
`1013`	* Cry Hammock, And Let Slip The Dogs Of Work digest *
`1012`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1011`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1010`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1009`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1008`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1007`	* Convert List To Toasty Flame Version? [Y] [N] digest *
`1006`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1005`	* Are Flames Supposed To Shoot Out Of It Like That? digest *
`1004`	* Better Get Busy Making That Sacrifice To Pele digest *
`1003`	* Where Is Old Zealand? digest *
`1002`	* Not Afraid Of Heights -- Afraid Of Widths digest *
`1001`	* Forget The Joneses, Let's Just Try To Keep Up With The Simpsons digest *
`1000`	* But I Have To Get To D2K, Said I Have To Get To D2K digest *

`999`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`998`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`997`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
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`995`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`994`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`993`	* Never Pet A Burning Dog digest *
`992`	* Happy Bunny Day! digest *
`991`	* Accidents Don't Just Happen -- They Must Be Carelessly Planned digest *
`990`	* In The Beginning Was The Word, And The Word Was "Aardvark" digest *
`989`	* Lead Us Not Into Temptation (We Can Find The Way Ourselves) digest *
`988`	* In Memory Of Rachel Siani: A Nice Person digest *
`987`	* In Memoriam: Edward St. John Gorey -- "Poisonous And Poetic" digest *
`986`	* ...We Are Siamese, If You Don't Please digest *
`985`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`984`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`983`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`982`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`981`	* With My Ego In My Gut, My Babbling Mouth Would Wash It Up digest *
`980`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`979`	* Mystery Stain Of The Week digest *
`978`	* Time Flies When You're In A Coma digest *
`977`	* Why Don't Cannibals Eat Clowns? Because They Just Taste Funny digest *
`976`	* April Fool digest *
`975`	* <font color="#993366"><i><b>bad html thoughts</b></i></font> digest *
`974`	* http://www.demonbuster.com (Blame My Mom For That One) digest *
`973`	* Gotta run ... Neighbors Just Sighted Elvis Making Crop Circles digest *
`972`	* Federal Expresso: When You Absolutely Positively Have To Be Up All Night digest *
`971`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`970`	* Sheep Don't Fly So Much As Plummet digest *
`969`	* Yes, I Am An Agent Of Satan, But My Duties Are Largely Ceremonial digest *
`968`	* Mawidge ... Mawidge Is What Bwings Us Togevver Today... digest *
`967`	* Antidotes: What You Take To Prevent Dotes digest *
`966`	* The 3 Terrors of the Fire Swamp: Flame Spurt, Lightning Sand, R.O.U.S.'s digest *
`965`	* Forecast For Tonight: Dark digest *
`964`	* Some People Have A Way With Words, While Others...erm...Thingy digest *
`963`	* Fuzzy Warbles digest *
`962`	* Christopher Robin Hood: Steals From The Rich And Gives To The Pooh digest *
`961`	* If All Is Not Lost, Where Is It? digest *
`960`	* If At First You Don't Succeed, Failure May Be Your Style digest *
`959`	* Life -- It's Nothing Like The Brochure digest *
`958`	* "Who Wants An Annulment From A Multi-Millionaire?" digest *
`957`	* "My Face Is Leaving In Fifteen Minutes -- Be On It" digest *
`956`	* Queef digest *
`955`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`954`	* Carpe Diem: Seize The Day; Carp In Denim: There's A Fish In My Pants! digest *
`953`	* Boycott Shampoo -- Demand The REAL Poo! digest *
`952`	* For Every Action, There Is an Equal And Opposite Criticism digest *
`951`	* Gets A Little Toasty Here digest *
`950`	* Never Knock On Death's Door; Ring The Bell And Run (He Hates That) digest *

`949`	* I Would Love To Chew Your Pie For You digest *
`948`	* "She Tore My Valentine In Two," Said Bob Halfheartedly digest *
`947`	* You Were A Good Man, Charles Schultz (1922-2000) digest *
`946`	* All That Glitters Has A High Refractive index digest *
`945`	* Honesty Is The Best Policy, But Insanity Is A Better Defense digest *
`944`	* "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "Bullwinkle!" digest *
`943`	* The Meek Will Inherit The Earth, But Not The Mineral Rights digest *
`942`	* Short End Of The Recognition Stick: Laura Nyro digest *
`941`	* "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." -- Mark Twain digest *
`940`	* A Journey Of A Thousand Miles Begins With A Cash Advance digest *
`939`	* Could You Please Take The Handcuffs Off Now? digest *
`938`	* Polaroids: What Polar Bears Get From Sitting On Ice Floes digest *
`937`	* http://www.groundhog.org digest *
`936`	* Luge Strategy? Lie Flat And Try Not To Die digest *
`935`	* Mr. Ranger Isn't Gonna Like It, Yogi digest *
`934`	* This Digest Made From Reconstituted Digest Concentrate digest *
`933`	* A Penny Saved Is Ridiculous digest *
`932`	* Farfignewton: A Long Way To Go Till The Next Cookie digest *
`931`	* The Universe Is A Big Place ... Perhaps The Biggest digest *
`930`	* Never Moon A Werewolf digest *
`930`	* The Universe Is A Big Place ... Perhaps The Biggest digest *
`929`	* You Will Become Rich And Famous ... Unless You Don't digest *
`928`	* Magic Is Not An Exact Science digest *
`927`	* My Other Digest Is A Rolls Royce digest *
`926`	* The Contest Is Coming! The Contest Is Coming! digest *
`925`	* Dogmatism: Puppyism Come To Its Full Growth digest *
`924`	* Blood Confetti digest *
`923`	* http://www.montypython.net/scripts/dontburn.htm digest *
`922`	* I'm Not Policing What You Drink And Theme digest *
`921`	* Or Stirfry Us In A Wok digest *
`920`	* Don't Braise Or Bake Or Broil Us digest *
`919`	* Or Simmer Us In Stock digest *
`918`	* Don't Put Us On The Barbecue digest *
`917`	* Don't Grill Or Toast Your Flock digest *
`916`	* Oh, Lord, Please Don't Burn Us digest *
`915`	* [Technically] The First Digest Of 2000 And We Didn't Explode digest *
`914`	* Y2K? Because2K digest *
`913`	* So Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1999 digest *
`912`	* Still Y2K Complacent digest *
`911`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`910`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`909`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`908`	* Good Year For Hunters And Christmas Parties digest *
`907`	* Gonna Find Out Who's Naughty Or Nice digest *
`906`	* Winter Solstice & Mondo-Spectacular Full Moon digest *
`905`	* Rednolph, The Rude-Nosed Reindeer digest *
`904`	* Eat It Before It Goes Bad digest *
`903`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`902`	* Never Laugh At A Clown With A Gun digest *
`901`	* But I Have To Get To 1001, Said I Have To Get To 1001 digest *
`900`	* All The Nudes Fit To Print digest *

`899`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`898`	* If A Pig Loses Its Voice, Is It Disgruntled? digest *
`897`	* I Wanted To Be Born Again, But Mom Said No digest *
`896`	* Remember My Name -- You'll Be Screaming It Later digest *
`895`	* Rest Assured -- Your RDTRN Digest Is Y2K Complacent digest *
`894`	* Deck The Halls With Bowls Of Vomit, Mrflmrf-rf-rf flrm-urk-urf-ick digest *
`893`	* Doesn't Expecting The Unexpected Make The Unexpected Become The Expected? digest *
`892`	* Olive, The Other Reindeer digest *
`891`	* "Nobody Likes A Math Geek, Scully" digest *
`890`	* How Come You Don't Ever Hear About Gruntled Employees? digest *
`889`	* He Knows When You've Been Bad Or Good, So... digest *
`888`	* No, Please! Whatever You Do, Do NOT Come Here And Get Naked! digest *
`887`	* <sigh!> digest *
`886`	* A Rubber Chicken And His Family Wrote This Subliminal Thought digest *
`886`	* The Careful Application Of Terror Is Also A Form Of Communication digest *
`885`	* Always Obey Your Superiors -- If You Have Any digest *
`884`	* Your Request For No MSG Was Ignored digest *
`883`	* Say Little, Love Much, Give Everything, And Continue Walking digest *
`882`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`881`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`880`	* Gobble, Gobble digest *
`879`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`878`	* Royale With Cheese digest *
`877`	* Magnadoodle digest *
`876`	* Those Stupid, Stupid Toner People digest *
`875`	* Ketchup Day digest *
`874`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`873`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`872`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`871`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`870`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`869`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`868`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`867`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`866`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`865`	* All Stressed Out And No One To Choke digest *
`864`	* All Persons, Living Or Dead, Are Purely Coincidental digest *
`863`	* Give The Scary Lady Some Coffee digest *
`862`	* Oo-ey Goo-ey Rich And Chewy Inside digest *
`861`	* Why Isn't 11 Pronounced Onety-One? digest *
`860`	* If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You digest *
`859`	* Evil Will Always Prevail, Because Good Is Dumb digest *
`858`	* http://members.xoom.com/whorehay/FAQMain.html digest *
`857`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`856`	* Duck Butt [This Is On The Guitar Pick Kim Left Sitting Here Next To The Computer, So I've Been Looking At It All Day And Now It's Burned Into My Subconscious] digest *
`855`	*** (Austin Powers Impersonation): My Last Name IS Crumble, Baby! digest ***
`854`	* Dia De Los Muertos http://www.azcentral.com/ent/dead/ digest *
`853`	* Dance In Graveyards With Vampires Till Dawn digest *
`852`	* The Amazing Invisible Subliminal: _________________________ digest *
`851`	* Shouldn't There Be A Shorter Word For Monosyllabic? digest *
`850`	* The Oven's Warming, My Cake Is Moistening digest *

`849`	* We Have Nothing To Fear But Sanity Itself digest *
`848`	* Yep, It's Happened digest *
`847`	* If Fed Ex And UPS Were To Merge, Would They Call It Fed UP? digest *
`846`	* To Advance Or Not To Advance, That Is The Question digest *
`845`	* Mind Over Matter: If You Don't Mind, It Don't Matter digest *
`844`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`843`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`842`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`841`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`840`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`839`	* Snootchie Bootchies digest *
`838`	* Whose Cruel Idea Was It To Put An "S" In The Word "Lisp? digest *
`837`	* A Pessimist Is One Who Builds Dungeons In The Air digest *
`836`	* Today I Will Terrorize My Inner Child digest *
`835`	* Trancing The Sauce digest *
`834`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`833`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`832`	* There's Always Room At The Top -- After The Investigation digest *
`831`	* "We must cultivate our garden." -- Voltaire digest *
`830`	* Starfuckers, Inc. digest *
`829`	* RDTRN: 1,000+ Clowns digest *
`828`	* Mixed Metaphor Of The Day: "I've Got An Ace Up My Hole" digest *
`827`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`826`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`825`	* Actual Headline: "Crash Victim Leaves A Hole In Her Community" digest *
`824`	*** That's Funny ... I Have A Blueberry For A <bleep!> digest ***
`823`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`822`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`821`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`820`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`819`	* Ears With Mouths digest *
`818`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`817`	* "Well-Rid-Of, Get-Out-Of-Dodge (Okay, Richmond), Rebirthing" digest *
`816`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`815`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`814`	* Wet Dogs Need Love, Too digest *
`813`	* Eat Them Up, Yum! digest *
`812`	* Fish-Flavored Chocolate ... Mmm-mmmm, Yum digest *
`811`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`810`	* The World Does Not Need Any More Fish-Flavored Things digest *
`809`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`808`	* <shudders> Fish-Flavored Snack Crackers? digest *
`807`	*** What You Really Want To Stay Away From Is Soylent Brown digest ***
`806`	* "All I can say is 'No. Bite me!'" -- Crow T. Robot digest *
`805`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`804`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`803`	* You Need To R-E-A-D That "Just Passing Through" Message ;) digest *
`802`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`801`	* Confusion Is Mightier Than The Sword digest *
`800`	* But I Have To Get To 900, Said I Have To Get To 900 digest *

`799`	* If You Cannot Get Rid Of The Family Skeleton, You May As Well Make It Dance digest *
`798`	* Of Interest Only To Me: "Pump Up The Volume" Was Filmed At My High School digest *
`797`	* Of The 36 Alternatives, Running Away Is Best digest *
`796`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`795`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`794`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`793`	* Elvis Is Alive And Blowing Sailors For Candy Bars And Spare Change digest *
`792`	* And They Said Unto Jesus, "How the hell did you do that?!" digest *
`791`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`790`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`789`	* Grasshoppapotamus: Very Short-Lived; Able To Leap Very High - Once digest *
`788`	*** If You Do Something Stupid Enough, The Universe Will Bite You digest ***
`787`	* The Sleepy Time Subliminal Thought digest *
`786`	* Advice For The Day: Never Sneeze Backwards digest *
`785`	* We Kindle And Char And Inflame And Ignite ... Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho! digest *
`784`	* RDTRN Goes Into The Woods ... A Year Later, Their Archives Are Found digest *
`783`	* Solar Eclipse Of The Heart digest *
`782`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`781`	* I'll Be Your Valentine! Now Give Me The Cat And The Flamethrower! digest *
`780`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`779`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`778`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`777`	* When In Doubt, Go For The Dick Joke digest *
`776`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`775`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`774`	* First Things First, But Not Necessarily In That Order digest *
`773`	* Marching To A Different Kettle Of Fish digest *
`772`	* ustJay owHay Oftenway oDay ouYay Useway eThay ordWay "eaclaidSay"? digest *
`771`	* A Broken Heart Can Be Hell On The Carpeting digest *
`770`	* Beelzebub Has An Evil Overlord Put Aside For Me... digest *
`769`	* "Bother," Said Pooh, As He Reached For The Flamethrower digest *
`768`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`767`	* Never Send A Monster To Do The Work Of An Evil Genius digest *
`766`	* Subliminal Day Off fanzine *
`765`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`764`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`763`	* Smash Forehead On Keyboard To Continue digest *
`762`	* When In Doubt, Make It Sound Convincing digest *
`761`	* The Young Know The Rules, But The Old Know The Exceptions digest *
`760`	* Enter Any 11-Digit Prime Number To Continue... digest *
`759`	* Jesus Saves -- Passes To Moses, Shoots, SCORES! digest *
`758`	* Heaven Is Big Enough For Everyone To Have Their Own Universe digest *
`757`	* I Feed On The Flesh Of The Living -- And I Vote digest *
`756`	* The Blair Witch Ate My Face And All I Got Was This Lousy Digest digest *
`755`	*** Ortho-Cyclen IS Evil (And I Have To Go Take Mine Now, Or I'll Forget) digest ***
`754`	* Yes, Be Warned That Archives Can Come Back And Haunt All Your Asses digest *
`753`	* Mailing List, 7, Seeks Sweet Flamers For Gentle Frolics digest *
`752`	* http://tbwp.freeservers.com/ digest *
`751`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`750`	* "Democracy admits variety and permits criticism." -- Forster digest *

`749`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`748`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`747`	* Turning Out To Be More Like Subliminal WEEK Off digest *
`746`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`745`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`744`	* Yet Another Subliminal Day Off digest *
`743`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`742`	* The Culmination Of Years Of Random Genetic Mishaps digest *
`741`	* Seven Seconds Behind And Built To Stay That Way digest *
`740`	* Actual Headline: "High Court To Hear Marijuana Case" digest *
`739`	* Never Express Yourself More Clearly Than You Are Able To Think digest *
`738`	* True Religion Acknowledges Chocolate In Everything digest *
`737`	* "Your Insolent Auto-Response Grows Tiresome" -- Dieter (To Frank) digest *
`736`	* Last Day For U.S. Folks To Get Shirt Orders Postmarked digest *
`735`	* Things Always Look Better When You Can't See Them digest *
`734`	* Scratch This Subliminal Thought To Experience Chanel No. 5 digest *
`733`	* Ooh! Beth's Away ... Quick, Let's Dish! >:) digest *
`732`	* Just Hand Me The Coffee Pot And A Straw digest *
`731`	* I Have Seen The Truth And It Makes No Sense digest *
`730`	* The 2 Rules For Success In Life: 1. Never Tell Everything You Know digest *
`729`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`728`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`727`	* Honey, Bring It Close To My Lips digest *
`726`	* Jesus Arrives In 30 Minutes Or Your Next Redemption Is Free! digest *
`725`	* The Owner Today Will Be Partly Dippy With A Slight Chance Of Stupid digest *
`724`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`723`	* Zip It, Zip It Good digest *
`722`	* Dr. Evil Stole My Mojo And All I Got Was This Lousy Subliminal Thought digest *
`721`	* Don't Make Me Violate My Probation digest *
`720`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`719`	* What Time Is Recess? digest *
`718`	* Everything You Say Is Being Recorded digest *
`717`	* Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive digest *
`716`	* Give The Scary Listowner Some Coffee digest *
`715`	* Pardon Me -- Do You Have Any Cheap Yellow Mustard? digest *
`714`	* Right About Now, The FunkSoul Bruvva, Check It Out Now, The FunkSoul Bruvva digest *
`713`	* Just Smile And Say "Yes, Mistress" digest *
`712`	* The Art Of Flying Is To Throw Yourself At The Ground And Miss digest *
`711`	* Well, Back To Reality ... Now Where Is That Stupid Dragon? digest *
`710`	* Always Remember The Last Words Of My Grandfather, Who Said "A Truck!..." digest *
`709`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`708`	* Not Just A Hobby, It's An Obsession digest *
`707`	* Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Don't Get Sucked Into Jet Engines digest *
`706`	* If "I Love You" Ruins Your Life, You're Wasting It On The Wrong Person digest *
`705`	* I'm Sorry ... Did I Say That Out Loud? digest *
`704`	* Mirror-Image Thought \|\| thguohT egamI-rorriM digest *
`703`	* The Earth Is Like A Tiny Grain Of Sand, Only Much, Much, Heavier digest *
`702`	* Anything You Say Will Be Distorted And Remixed And Used Against You digest *
`701`	* My Star Wars Name: Darth Yutokintumi digest *
`700`	* But I Have To Get To 800, Said I Have To Get To 800 digest *

`699`	* Uh-Oh -- Koba Said The "F" Word digest *
`698`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`697`	* I Have HTML-Reject Code Ready And Will Install It By Monday digest *
`696`	* Please God, Let This Week End digest *
`695`	* A Morning Without Coffee Is Like Something Without Something Else digest *
`694`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`693`	* Money Is The Root Of All Evil -- And I Want To Be So Very Bad digest *
`692`	* Boy, You Can Always Tell Finals Time By The Sudden List Hush digest *
`691`	* If Fungus Eats Your Kitchen Ceiling, Maybe Someone Else Should Cook digest *
`690`	* Support Bacteria -- They're The Only Culture Some People Have digest *
`689`	* I'm Working On The Code That Rejects HTML Posts -- I Promise digest *
`688`	* By The Pricking Of My Thumb, Something Stupid This Way Comes digest *
`687`	* Caution: Stupidity May Prove Fatal If Used Excessively digest *
`686`	* If It's Not One Thing, It's A Bunch Of Things digest *
`685`	* Kamikazi Tutor: "Watch Carefully, I'll Only Do It Once..." digest *
`684`	* Breasts, Breasts, Breasts, Breasts, Breasts, Spam, And Breasts digest *
`683`	* "Pretty Bird, Pretty Bird" ... ("Stupid Human, Stupid Human") digest *
`682`	*** Never Eat ANYTHING Called "_____ Salad Sandwich" Unless You Made It digest ***
`681`	* "Five Thousand Of You And Nobody Brought The Food!?" -- Jesus digest *
`680`	* Glory Is Fleeting, But Obscurity Is Forever digest *
`679`	* I Got Food Poisoning Today -- Be Good Or I'll Use It digest *
`678`	*** I Can't Even Find Amok, Let Alone Run It digest ***
`677`	* Beltane, Beltane, And More Beltane digest *
`676`	* The Illegal Smuggling Of Mimes ... No One Talks About It digest *
`675`	* At 16 Cups Of Coffee A Day, Sleep Becomes Irrelevant digest *
`674`	* Can I Get You A Gin & Platonic, Or Would You Prefer Scotch & Sofa? digest *
`673`	* Appease The Listowner -- Send Chocolate digest *
`672`	* Wanda, The Amazing Exploding Wonder-Chicken digest *
`671`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`670`	* Indecision Is The Key To Flexibility digest *
`669`	* and God said, "NO! DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON!" <Big Bang> digest *
`668`	* In Life's Wallet, There's No Compartment For Change digest *
`667`	* Resistance Is Futile digest *
`666`	* Uh-Oh, The Mark Of The Beast digest *
`665`	* How Do You Tell When You Run Out Of Invisible Ink? digest *
`664`	* The Beatings Will Continue Until The Morale Improves digest *
`663`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`662`	* They Say Hard Work Doesn't Harm Anyone, But Why Take Chances? digest *
`661`	* Funny, I Don't Remember Being Absentminded digest *
`660`	* Famous Last Words: "I Have No Change! Buzz Off, Freak!" digest *
`659`	* Twisted Mind? No, Just Bent In Several Strategic Places digest *
`658`	[ NO THOUGHTS FOUND ]
`657`	* Your Password Is Pitifully Obvious digest *
`656`	* Three Out Of Five People Aren't The Other Two digest *
`655`	* Life Is Like A Simile digest *
`654`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`653`	* Insured By Smith & Wesson digest *
`652`	* If All The World's A Stage, I Want To Operate The Trap Door digest *
`651`	* Give me that old time religion ... HAIL ZEUS! digest *
`650`	* $0.02: God Is Too Vast To Fit Into Only One Religion digest *

`649`	* 668 -- Neighbor Of The Beast digest *
`648`	*** yip yip yip yip yap yap yip BANG --- NO TERRIER digest ***
`647`	* What Goes Around Often Gets Dizzy And Falls Right Over digest *
`646`	* Power Corrupts ... Absolute Power Is Kind Of Neat digest *
`645`	* An Oboe's Range? 30 Yards, If Kicked Hard Enough digest *
`644`	* I Think We're In For A Bad Spell Of Wether digest *
`643`	* Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme, But Not This digest *
`642`	* Gentlemen, Start Your Flamethrowers digest *
`641`	* Finally Solved The Hazel Hogfress Error Problem -- Woo-Hoo!!! digest *
`640`	*** No, Why? Have You Ever Snorted Laser Printer Toner? digest ***
`639`	* Never Let Your Willpower Get The Best Of You digest *
`638`	* Some People Have Bad Hair Days ... I Have Bad List Days digest *
`637`	* "Oh bother!" Said Pooh, "I need a sauce for Piglet." digest *
`636`	* Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam, and Spam digest *
`635`	* Nothing Is So Smiple That It Can't Be Screwed Up digest *
`634`	* Don't Get Hot And Flustered ... Use A Bit Of Mustard digest *
`633`	* "Look, pal... I was nailed to a tree for being a nice guy." -- Jesus digest *
`632`	* "Dad, You wouldn't BELIEVE how it turned out!" -- Jesus digest *
`631`	* I Gotta Have My Suffering So That I Can Have My Cross digest *
`630`	* April Fool digest *
`629`	* Everyone Knows If You Swallow, A Baby Will Grow In Your Stomach digest *
`628`	* Yeah, Right, Like I'm Going To Put That Icky Thing In My Mouth digest *
`627`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`626`	* Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Rights Make A Left digest *
`625`	* The Sooner You Fall Behind, The More Time You Have To Catch Up digest *
`624`	* There Are Indeed PurpPeeps ... Some Folks Slept Thru #606 digest *
`623`	* The Hardness Of The Butter Is Proportional To The Softness Of The Bread digest *
`622`	*** People Can Fly, But Sadly, Only In One Direction: Down. digest ***
`621`	* A Drink A Day Is All I Ask (Okay, Well Some Days, Maybe Two) digest *
`620`	* Everything Is Possible, Just Not Too Probable digest *
`619`	* Two Kinds Of People: Those Who Finish What They Start And... digest *
`618`	* If God Dropped Acid, Would He See People? digest *
`617`	* Atheism: A Non-Prophet Organization digest *
`616`	* I Wonder What Your Head Would Look Like On A Stick digest *
`615`	* A Seminar On Time Travel Will Be Held Two Weeks Ago digest *
`614`	* BUCKETHEAD! BUCKETHEAD! BUCKETHEAD! digest *
`613`	* I'm Baaaa-aaaaaack digest *
`612`	$$$ Episode I: The Phantom Digest $$$
`611`	$$$ Seven Dorves digest $$$
`610`	$$$ Old MacDonald Bought The Farm digest $$$
`609`	$$$ My Body Currently Feels Like Overcooked, Floppy Pasta digest $$$
`608`	$$$ Krunk digest $$$
`607`	$$$ Meat Helmets digest $$$
`606`	$$$ Props To The Peeps digest $$$
`605`	$$$ The Banister's Lucky digest $$$
`604`	$$$ Beyond The Infinite digest $$$
`603`	* I Gave Scotch Austin-Powers-On-The-Brain digest *
`602`	* One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila ... Floor digest *
`601`	* Don't Sweat The Petty Things (And Don't Pet The Sweaty Things) digest *
`600`	* But I Have To Get To 700, Said I Have To Get To 700 digest *

`599`	$$$ Now Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Violet digest $$$
`598`	$$$ Shorn Scrotum digest $$$
`597`	$$$ Ha-ha Funny digest $$$
`596`	$$$ Awkward Silence digest $$$
`595`	$$$ Cookin' MCs Like a Pound of Bacon digest $$$
`594`	$$$ Mowing Down MC's Like I'm Mowing a Lawn digest $$$
`593`	$$$ New Jack Off City digest $$$
`592`	$$$ ce n'est pas un digest $$$
`591`	$$$ Van Gogh Didn't Really Need To Use All That Paint, Beethoven Didn't Really Need To Use All Those Notes, Shakespeare Didn't Really Need To Use All Those Words digest $$$
`590`	$$$ Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday / Whoopty-Doo, Whoopty-Doo / May Your Day Be Pleasant, Open Up Your Present / Just For YOU, Just For YOU digest $$$
`589`	$$$ I Brought My Pencil digest $$$
`588`	$$$ What Fools These Mortals Be! digest $$$
`587`	$$$ Oh My Distorted Smile digest $$$
`586`	$$$ I Don't Feel Tardy digest $$$
`585`	$$$ Evil Petting Zoo digest $$$
`584`	$$$ One Thumb Down digest [R.I.P. Gene Siskel] $$$
`583`	$$$ BURMA-SHAVE digest $$$
`582`	$$$ BUT NOT YOUR CHIN digest $$$
`581`	$$$ YOUR HEAD GOES BALD digest $$$
`580`	$$$ OF TOIL AND SIN digest $$$
`579`	$$$ IN THIS WORLD digest $$$
`578`	$$$ Glib Pithy Apothegm Here digest $$$
`577`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`576`	* A Day Late And A Dollar Short digest *
`575`	* Never Hit A Man With Glasses -- Hit Him With Your Fist digest *
`574`	* Bacteria: Rear Portion Of A Cafeteria digest *
`573`	* I Am Popeye Of Borg ... Prepare To Be Askimilgrated digest *
`572`	* Do I Look Like A Freakin' People Person? digest *
`571`	* A Million Cubic Feet Capacity digest *
`570`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`569`	* Are You Mine, Valentine, I'd Like You Better With Some Wi-i-ine digest *
`568`	* What If This Weren't A Hypothetical Question? digest *
`567`	* Why Do The Criminally Insane Get To Have All The Fun? digest *
`566`	* Your Password Is Pitifully Obvious digest *
`565`	* Dishonesty Is The Second-Best Policy digest *
`564`	* I've Heard More About The Magically Mysterious Ways Of The Penis Than I Can Possibly Ever Stand -- Please ... No More!!!!!! (And Right Now Kim Is Looking Over My Shoulder And Saying, "But That's The Case, Though ... The Penis Is God ... Right?") Puh-Leez! digest *
`563`	* Damnit Jim, I'm An Alzheimer's Patient, Not A...Uh...Uh.... digest *
`562`	* A Hard-On Doesn't Count As Personal Growth digest *
`561`	* To Err Is Human -- To Forgive Is Against Internet Polices digest *
`560`	* It's All Done With Lights And Mirrors digest *
`559`	* I Don't Want Much From You, Just Your Total Submission digest *
`558`	* The Best Audience Is Intelligent, Well-Educated And Mildly Drunk digest *
`557`	* I Have A Firm Grip On Reality -- Now I Can Strangle It digest *
`556`	*** The Secret Of The Universe Is @$^^ NO CARRIER digest **
`555`	* Moist And Chewy digest *
`554`	* Eew Eeeew Ick, Ron "I'm In Every Porn Film On The Planet" Jeremy! digest *
`553`	* Who Put A "Stop Payment" On My Reality Check? digest *
`552`	* If Only You'd Use Your Powers For Good Instead Of Evil... digest *
`551`	* Better Living Through Denial digest *
`550`	* Oddly Enough, Buddha Was Found Dead By The Side Of The Road digest *

`549`	* A Thousand And One Beths digest *
`548`	* If It's Not Violent, What Fun Is It? digest *
`547`	*** It Ain't The Size, It's ... No Wait ... It Is The Size digest ***
`546`	* Is It Time For Your Medication Or Mine? digest *
`545`	* I'm Just Working Here Until A Good Fast-Food Job Opens Up digest *
`544`	* Here I am ... Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes? digest *
`543`	* Let Me Show You How The Guards Used To Do It... digest *
`542`	* Accordians Don't Play "Lady of Spain", People Do! digest *
`541`	* Practice Random Acts Of Intelligence & Senseless Acts Of Self-Control digest *
`540`	* Does "Anal Retentive" Have A Hyphen? digest *
`539`	* Cream And Scum Rise digest *
`538`	* I've Found Jesus ... He Was Behind The Sofa The Whole Time digest *
`537`	* So Much To Do, So Litt--- (hang on a sec...) digest *
`536`	* Nice Underwear. Perhaps You Should Take Them Off Your Head. digest *
`535`	* By The Way, You're Soaking In It digest *
`534`	* May You Always Be As Vivid As Your Hallucinations digest *
`533`	*** How To Fuck With Torifans: Tell Them Tori Will NOT Be On AOL After All digest ***
`532`	* Certainly The Game Is Rigged ... Don't Let That Stop You digest *
`531`	* In Case You Didn't Catch That, Tori's Gonna Be On AOL digest *
`530`	* RDTRN Doesn't Exist -- I Type All This In digest *
`529`	* Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I Came, I Saw, I Stuck Around digest *
`528`	* "Hey, Can I Get Something To Drink?" -- Socrates digest *
`527`	* We All Live In A Yellow Subroutine digest *
`526`	* A Loaf Of Bread, A Jug Of Wine, And A Really Cute Sheep digest *
`525`	* It Is Better To Fail In Originality Than To Succeed In Imitation digest *
`524`	* 74% Of All Quoted Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot digest *
`523`	* The Quickest Way To A Man's Heart Is To Saw His Breast Plate Open digest *
`522`	* Classified Thought -- Please Enter Password: digest *
`521`	* Brother Maynard! Better Make That Ten Holy Hand Grenades! digest *
`520`	* Beer Is Living Proof That God Loves Us digest *
`519`	* Glory Is Fleeting, But Obscurity Is Forever digest *
`518`	* Brother Maynard! Bring Out The Holy Hand Grenade! digest *
`517`	* Things Are Getting Kind Of Gross And I Go At digest *
`516`	* Ask Us About Our Vow Of Silence digest *
`515`	* Vanilla Or Spumoni? digest *
`514`	* (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer digest *
`513`	* Read This Or You'll Be Sorry digest *
`512`	* How I Am Depends On What You Mean By "How" and "I" and "Am" digest *
`511`	* Help! There's A Wild Koba In My House! digest *
`510`	* How Would You Rate Me On A Scale Of Wonderful To Marvelous? digest *
`509`	* My Love Is Like A Red Red River -- Put On Your Wet Suit digest *
`508`	* Nurture Your Inner Martyr digest *
`507`	* ...And That Is How We Know The Earth Is Banana-Shaped digest *
`506`	* But I Have To Get To 2000, Said I Have To Get To 2000 digest *
`505`	* It's The End Of The Year As We Know It digest *
`504`	* So Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1999 digest *
`503`	* I Am Procrastitron -- I Will Destroy You, Eventually digest *
`502`	* "Bother," Said Pooh, As He Called In An Air Strike digest *
`501`	* Some Days You're The Dog, Some Days You're The Hydrant digest *
`500`	* But I Have To Get To 600, Said I Have To Get To 600 digest *

`499`	* Glory Is Fleeting, But Obscurity Is Forever digest *
`498`	* Objects In Digest Are Closer Than They Appear digest *
`497`	[ NO THOUGHTS FOUND ]
`496`	* What Goes Around Usually Gets Dizzy And Falls Over digest *
`495`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`494`	* Hi...I'm The Subliminal Thought Your Mother Warned You About digest *
`493`	* The Ozone Layer Or Cheese In A Spray Can? Don't Make Me Choose. digest *
`492`	* Damn Tootin' I've Been Naughty -- Now Spank My Evil Butt! digest *
`491`	* Perfect Gift For The Person Who Has Everything: Penicillin digest *
`490`	* Jesus Christ, Close The Door! Where Were You Born, In A Barn? digest *
`489`	* A Family Christmas: Let The Bickering Begin digest *
`488`	* I Don't Care Who You Are, Fatso, Get Off My Roof! digest *
`487`	* Sorry kids. Santa Claus is dead. digest *
`486`	* A Dirty Elf Is A Terrible Thing To Waste digest *
`485`	* I Don't Want The Whole World, Just Your Half digest *
`484`	* Don We Now Our Christmas Undies digest *
`483`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`482`	* I Don't Suffer From Stress -- I'm A Carrier digest *
`481`	* Today Is The Last Day Of Some Of Your Life digest *
`480`	* "Count the Moon." "One." "Whoa...." digest *
`479`	* Thank You For Not Jacking Off On The Furniture digest *
`478`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`477`	* Victoria's Secret Is That She Dresses Like A Slut digest *
`476`	* That Which Does Not Kill You ... Really Hurts digest *
`475`	* Soon It's Going To Reindeer digest *
`474`	* Please -- No Autographs digest *
`473`	* I Have A Game Plan -- I Just Don't Have A Game digest *
`472`	* Help! I've Fallen And I Can't Reach My Beer digest *
`471`	* Serial Killer Strikes! Mouse And Modem Found Dead. digest *
`470`	* Can't Spell Worth A Shirt digest *
`469`	* Ho, Ho, Ho (One, Two, Three Of 'Em, Hangin' On The Corner) digest *
`468`	* Stupid Stupid Flu! digest *
`467`	* Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel digest *
`466`	* Help Clear The Court System: Legalize Dueling digest *
`465`	* It's That Time Of Year Again, So Here We Go digest *
`464`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`463`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`462`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`461`	* No Time To Mess With This Today digest *
`460`	* Having Sex With Our Staff Ensures Quicker Service digest *
`459`	* BREAKFAST.COM Halted ... Cereal Port Not Responding digest *
`458`	* The Future Will Be Better Tomorrow digest *
`457`	* Mars Needs Women -- No Experience Necessary! digest *
`456`	* All Generalizations Are False, Including This One digest *
`455`	* As Long As I Have A Face, You'll Have A Place To Sit digest *
`454`	*** "RAM DISK" Is Not An Installation Procedure digest ***
`453`	* Raise Your IQ: Eat Gifted Children digest *
`452`	* Classified Message -- Please Enter Subliminal Password digest *
`451`	* Mary Had A Little Lamb. The Doctor Was Surprised. digest *
`450`	* Ow, My Atandards Hurt After Being Upped digest *

`449`	* Some Days You're The Dog, Some Days You're The Hydrant digest *
`448`	* I Always Wanted To Be Something, I Wish I'd Been More Specific digest *
`447`	* Welcome To Earth -- 75% Water, 25% Malls digest *
`446`	* Yeah, It's Done. Can't You Hear The Smoke Alarm? digest *
`445`	* Good Year For Hunters And Christmas Parties digest *
`444`	* But Soft, What Bird Through Yonder Window Breaks? digest *
`443`	* I've Upped My Atandards...Now Up Yours! digest *
`442`	* Don't Dream It, Be It digest *
`441`	* Christmas, Christmas Time Is Near digest *
`440`	* If You Can Read This, My Cloaking Device Is On The Fritz digest *
`439`	* Don't Just Tempt Fate -- Give It The Finger digest *
`438`	* Vasectomy Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry digest *
`437`	* RDTRN -- The List With Wessonality! digest *
`436`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`435`	* There Will Be A Rain Dance Friday, Weather Permitting digest *
`434`	* Didn't We Just Have December? digest *
`433`	* Jesus Saves Sinners ... And Redeems Them For Cash & Prizes digest *
`432`	* No, Violet Is Not A Trekkie -- She Just Enjoys Good Quotes digest *
`431`	* Not Breaking The Rules -- Just Testing The Elasticity digest *
`430`	* Multi-Tasking: Screwing Up Several Things At Once digest *
`429`	* AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! ...Tension Breaker, Had To Be Done digest *
`428`	* Certainly The Game Is Rigged -- Don't Let That Stop You digest *
`427`	* Never French Kiss A Cat -- It's Painful, Let Me Tell You digest *
`426`	* He Who Lives By The Sword Gets Shot By Those Who Don't digest *
`425`	* If Chocolate Is The Answer, The Question Is Irrelevent digest *
`424`	* You're Just Jealous Because I Hear Voices digest *
`423`	* Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back digest *
`422`	* Been There. Done That. Reincarnated. digest *
`421`	* And God Said, "I'd Like To Buy A Vowel" digest *
`420`	* Always Remember To Pillage BEFORE You Burn digest *
`419`	* Goodbye Hangovers, Hello Psychosis digest *
`418`	* Smoke May Indicate You Have Passed Maximum Performance digest *
`417`	* Snot, Scum, Phlegm, Smegma, & Barf digest *
`416`	* Give The Gift Of High Velocity digest *
`415`	* Tuesday Is Human Sacrifice Day At The Sizzler digest *
`414`	* Yield To Temptation, It May Not Pass Your Way Again digest *
`413`	*** Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Wizards, For ----* ... <ribbit> digest ***
`412`	* Another Smooth Escape Disguised As A Dramatic Exit digest *
`411`	* Have You Ever Imagined A World With No Hypothetical Situations? digest *
`410`	* Are You Sure It Isn't Time For A Colorful Metaphor? digest *
`409`	* Sometimes Its Nice To Have Your Feet Free digest *
`408`	* Tactics: Breath Freshener For Dyslexics digest *
`407`	* There's Too Much Blood In My Caffeine System digest *
`406`	* A Child Of 5 Could Understand This (Quick, Fetch A Child Of 5!) digest *
`405`	* I Either Want Less Corruption Or More Chance To Participate In It digest *
`404`	* How Can I Love You If You Won't Lie Down? digest *
`403`	* To Eat, Perchance, To Barf digest *
`402`	* Money Is The Root Of All Evil. Send $20 For More Information. digest *
`401`	* A Procrastinator's Work Is Never Done digest *
`400`	* But I Have To Get To 500, Said I Have To Get To 500 digest *

`399`	* Remember: "I" Before "E" (Except In "Budweiser") digest *
`398`	* Pi R Squared. Nooo. Pie R Round, Cornbread R Square! digest *
`397`	* Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon digest *
`396`	* Give Me Ambiguity Or Give Me Something Else digest *
`395`	* This Is Not A Test. You Do Not Have To Pee In A Cup. digest *
`394`	* Dyslexic Christian Sells Soul To Santa ... News At 11 digest *
`393`	* We Secretly Replaced The Dilithium Crystals With Folgers Crystals digest *
`392`	* To Err Is Human, To Forgive...$5.00 digest *
`391`	* "Comma Sutra -- The Guide To Grammatic Satisfaction" digest *
`390`	* "My God, It's Full Of Stores!" -- 2001: A Shopping Odyssey digest *
`389`	* Never Send A Monster To Do The Work Of An Evil Genius digest *
`388`	* Squeal For The Fig Bar! digest *
`387`	* The Truth Is Out There -- I Just Don't Know The URL digest *
`386`	* Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps digest *
`385`	* Seen It All, Done It All, Can't Remember Most Of It digest *
`384`	* Never Drive Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly digest *
`382`	* Brought To You By The Posting Firm Of Klein & Petersen digest *
`381`	* Crust Adds Flavor...And I've Eaten Enough Underwear To Know digest *
`380`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`379`	* Eat The Rich...The Poor Are Tough And Stringy digest *
`378`	* In Case Of Emergency, Break Glass. Scream. Bleed To Death. digest *
`377`	* Meet & Greet, Meet & Greet, Poop & Cheese, Meet & Greet digest *
`376`	* Welcome To The Church Of The Holy Cabbage ... Lettuce Pray digest *
`375`	* I Have The Heart Of A Child. I Keep It In A Jar. digest *
`374`	* H lp! S m b d St l ll Th V w ls Fr m M K b rd!!! digest *
`373`	* I Don't See You, So Don't Pretend To Be There digest *
`372`	* Get Really Stoned -- Drink Wet Cement digest *
`371`	* Virtue Is Its Own Reward, But Then So Is Sin digest *
`370`	* What's All This About Hell Fire And Dalmations? digest *
`369`	* http://www.hauntedhome.com digest *
`368`	* Support Capitol Punishment -- Spank Your Congressman digest *
`367`	* "Energize," Said Kirk, And The Pink Bunny Appeared digest *
`366`	* If At First You Don't Succeed ... Redefine Success digest *
`365`	* Comma Sutra -- The Guide To Grammatic Satisfaction digest *
`364`	* Anything That Doesn't Eat You Today Is Saving You For Tomorrow digest *
`363`	* Chemist Bob, Absorbed In Work, Fell In The Vat Of Acid digest *
`362`	* Always Proof-Read Carefully To See If You Any Words Out digest *
`361`	* "Meow" ...splat... "Aarf" ...splat... (Raining Cats And Dogs) digest *
`360`	$$$ Get Used To Disappointment digest $$$
`359`	$$$ Teenage Suicide ... DON'T DO IT digest $$$
`358`	$$$ "32 Flavors" Is By Ani DiFranco Not Alana Davis digest $$$
`357`	$$$ Tori Don't Surf digest $$$
`356`	* "Bother," Said Pooh, As He Struggled With His Condom digest *
`355`	* Can Priests Turn Other Food Into God, Or Only Cookies? digest *
`354`	* Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine digest *
`353`	* Hard Work Never Killed Anybody...But Why Take Chances? digest *
`352`	* If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends? digest *
`351`	* Guilt -- The Gift That Keeps On Giving digest *
`350`	* I Feel More Like I Do Now Than I Did Before I Started digest *

`349`	* Earn Cash In Your Spare Time - Blackmail Your Friends digest *
`348`	* Stay Tuned...I Could Say Something Brilliant At Any Moment digest *
`347`	* For sale: One Soul, Slightly Used. Asking 3 Wishes, Negotiable digest *
`346`	* It's A Dog-Eat-Dog World, And I'm Wearing Milkbone Underwear digest *
`345`	* Everyone Has A Photographic Memory...Some Just Don't Have Film digest *
`344`	* A Bird In The Hand Doesn't Scare People Like A Hockey Stick Does digest *
`343`	* We Have Enough Youth...How About A Fountain Of Smart? digest *
`342`	* I YELL BECAUSE I CARE! digest *
`341`	* Somebody Please Poke Holes In The Top Of My Jar digest *
`340`	* Now That I Have It All, Can I Give Some Of It Back? digest *
`339`	* Alright Already, I Get It, There's No Freakin' "P" digest *
`338`	* To Err Is Human, To Moo, Bovine digest *
`337`	* I Love People, Especially In A Good Gravy digest *
`336`	$$$ RDTRN: Like Q-Tips And Odor-Eaters For Ears With Feet digest $$$
`335`	* Never Was A Head Cheese Girl...Thought That Was A Good Solution digest *
`334`	* "Thanks, Dad" -- Scheherazade Kobayashi digest *
`333`	* Being Normal Is Just A Lack Of Imagination digest *
`332`	* 24 Hours In A Day...24 Beers In A Case. Coincidence? digest *
`331`	* What Are Preparation A Thru Preparation G? digest *
`330`	* Dain Bramaged digest *
`329`	* http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/8611/page2.htm digest *
`328`	* The Super-Duper Spazzaliciously Yummy Unidentified Subject! digest *
`327`	* For Sale: Parachute. Only Used Once, Never Opened, Small Stain. digest *
`326`	* ZenCrafters: Total Enlightenment In About An Hour digest *
`325`	* You Won't Shout As I Fiddle About, Fiddle About, Fiddle About digest *
`324`	* If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't More People Happy? digest *
`323`	* Flagellation Is Fun digest *
`322`	* Why Is "Abbreviation" Such A Long Word? digest *
`321`	* Earth First (We Can Stripmine The Other Planets Later) digest *
`320`	$$$ The Q Is Talking To Me digest $$$
`319`	$$$ Sometimes The Road Is Less Traveled For A Reason digest $$$
`318`	$$$ Hot DAMN I Love America digest $$$
`317`	$$$ No Pants On digest $$$
`316`	$$$ I Could Go For Some Food; Fuck The Folks & Fun digest $$$
`315`	$$$ I'm That Phat, And All That digest $$$
`314`	$$$ Sometimes A Cigar Is Just A Cigar digest $$$
`313`	$$$ Crotch Scum digest $$$
`312`	* Artificial Intelligence Is No Match For Natural Stupidity digest *
`311`	$$$ IT WILL NEVER STOP digest $$$
`310`	* Turn And Face The Strange digest *
`309`	* Ambition Is A Poor Excuse For Not Having Enough Sense To Be Lazy digest *
`308`	* Mind Like A Steel Trap: Rusty And Illegal In 37 States digest *
`307`	* The Psychedelic Freaky-Deaky Double Whammy Polka-Dot Pisser digest *
`306`	* I Intend To Live Forever -- So Far, So Good digest *
`305`	* Why Are They Called Apartments When They're All Stuck Together? digest *
`304`	$$$ Can You Show Me The Way To Skankytown digest $$$
`303`	* Gas, Food, Liquid Nitrogen digest *
`302`	* Old Age And Treachery Will Overcome Youth And Skill digest *
`301`	$$$ Du Hast Mich digest $$$
`300`	* But I Have To Get To 400, Said I Have To Get To 400 digest *

`299`	* Don't Suffer From Insanity -- Enjoy Every Minute Of It digest *
`298`	* This Digest Brought To You By The Insect B And The Question Y digest *
`297`	*** Day Of Universal Alarm() digest **
`296`	* Someday We'll Look Back On All This And Plow Into A Parked Car digest *
`295`	* All Those Who Believe In Psychokinesis, Raise My Hand digest *
`294`	* Copywight 1998 Elmer Fudd. All Wights Wesewved. digest *
`293`	$$$ You Don't Have To Be Rich To Be My digest $$$
`292`	* Hey, What's This Dead Weasel Doing Shoved Up My Ass??? digest *
`291`	* Energizer Bunny Arrested -- Charged With Battery digest *
`290`	*** I'm Not Cheap, But I Am On Special This Week digest ***
`289`	* Good List Members Don't Just Suck...They Swallow digest *
`288`	$$$ Sexual Chocolate digest $$$
`287`	* Always Remember You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else digest *
`286`	* This Was Sent To You Via Email In Much The Same Way Bricks Aren't digest *
`285`	$$$ Gettin' Smurfy With It digest $$$
`284`	* Friendly Faces Everywhere, Humble Folks Without Temptation digest *
`283`	* Even The Rain Bows Down, Let Us Pray digest *
`282`	$$$ Boner-Breakin' Mommies digest $$$
`281`	* Give Me Pea Slough And A "Hark, Ah!" digest *
`280`	* >Wanton Disregard Of Netiquette Governing Excessive Quoting digest *
`279`	* Fighting For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity digest *
`278`	$$$ The Artist Formerly Known As digest #130 $$$
`277`	$$$ It Is Better To Light A Candle Than To Curse The digest $$$
`276`	$$$ Really Deep Throats digest $$$
`275`	* Twiggy No Mini-Skirt De, Twiggy Mitaina Pose De digest *
`274`	$$$ Somewhere Chris Meyers Is Having A Good Laugh digest $$$
`273`	* I Am Not Your Poodle, I Am Not From Your Pak 'n' Save digest *
`272`	* Some Poor Roadie: "Wasn't My Jacket Just On This Chair?" digest *
`271`	* Tori Tori Bo Bori Bonana Fana Fo Fori Me Mi Mo Mori, Tori digest *
`270`	* Be Anchovies digest *
`269`	* Macarena digest *
`268`	* Tori For Dyslexics: "But I Have To Get To TAXES" digest *
`267`	* I Obviously Need To Hang Out In Chat Rooms More Often digest *
`266`	* Pure As The Driven Snow digest *
`265`	* Fuck! FUCK FUCK FUCK! ASS ASS BULLSHIT FUCK! digest *
`264`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`263`	* She Would Fight The Anti-Tori, Of Course: Mr. John Tesh digest *
`262`	* JESUS SAVES! But Wouldn't It Be Better If He Had Invested? digest *
`261`	* Dances With Salmon digest *
`260`	* This Is Dedicated To The Disappointed Poughkeepsie Fans digest *
`259`	* This has been your "Have you seen my Baseball" post *
`258`	* The Great Lumberjack Saga Draws To A Close digest *
`257`	* Call Me Madam digest *
`256`	* I Have Joined A Wildflower-Pressing Club For Cross-Dressers digest *
`255`	* Maybe Being A Lumberjack Wasn't The Problem digest *
`254`	* I'm An Ex-Lumberjack And Boy, This Bikini Sure Is Tight digest *
`253`	* I'm No Longer A Lumberjack...Now I'm Bill, The Lifeguard digest *
`252`	* I'm A Lumberjack And I'm In A 12-Step Lumberjack Recovery Program digest *
`251`	* I'm A Lumberjack And I Am Going To Seek Help digest *

`249`	* I'm A Lumberjack And I Think I May Have A Slight Problem digest *
`248`	* I'm A Lumberjack And I'm Okay digest *
`247`	* I Think, Therefore I Love Cheese digest *
`246`	$<o Beaming Back To The Mothership digest +<h
`245`	* What's Wrong? Is It My Hair? digest *
`244`	* Jean-Claude, More Wein At Table Six digest *
`243`	$<o Face Ripper digest +<h
`242`	* Foam Can Be Dangerous, Sure, But Syllabub Is REALLY Scary digest *
`241`	* Rust Never Sleeps digest *
`240`	$<o Tori Reznor digest +<h
`239`	* Denial Is A Great Coping Mechanism digest *
`238`	$<o Another Day Older And Deeper In Debt digest +<h
`237`	$$$ Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya You Killed My Father Prepare To digest $$$
`236`	$$$ Yes, You're Paranoid, But Are You Paranoid ENOUGH? digest $$$
`235`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`234`	* The Facts (Although Interesting) Are Irrelevant digest *
`233`	$$$ Seize The Day Then Give It A Good Shaking digest $$$
`232`	* "Am I Blue?" by Bruce Coville (Story Time #6) digest *
`231`	* The Magic Word Is "DAISIES" digest *
`230`	$$$ So, Ma, I Rot! digest $$$
`229`	* This Is Everything You Need To Know digest *
`228`	* Masters & Johnson digest *
`227`	$$$ I Feel Stupid And Contagious digest $$$
`226`	$$$ Hildebrande Von Sternaatz digest $$$
`225`	* Buk, Buk, B'Gawk! digest *
`224`	* You Can Suck Anything, But You Know You Wanna Be Me digest *
`223`	$$$ This Space For Rent digest $$$
`222`	$$$ Johnny Depp Thoughts Right Now digest $$$
`221`	* You Are My Fifth Avenue digest *
`220`	$$$ Chocolate Fury digest $$$
`219`	$$$ I Am Not Your Cucumber digest $$$
`218`	* Pick Your Scabs digest *
`217`	* Heads I Win, Tails I Win digest *
`216`	* Goodbye Hangovers, Hello Psychosis digest *
`215`	* If You Gotta Make Love, Do It Everywhere digest *
`214`	* Tori For Dyslexics: "Eeiii" digest *
`213`	* Time Insensitive digest *
`212`	* I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World digest *
`211`	* Someone Please Give Me A Shoulder Rub digest *
`210`	* Can You Say "Whiplash"? <ow> digest *
`209`	* thiS is anothEr eXtra-specIal SubliminAl MESsage digeSt digest *
`208`	* thiS is thE eXtra-specIal SublimiNal mEssAge digesT digest *
`207`	* And Then There's The One About The Vanishing Hitchhiker... digest *
`206`	* Howling Fantods digest *
`205`	* Kill Disney digest *
`204`	* Beefcake! Beefcake! digest *
`203`	* A Fellow Of Infinite di-Jest *
`202`	* 6:58 Are You Sure Where My SPANK Is digest *
`201`	* It's OK To Swirl Your Own Raspberry digest *
`200`	* But I Have To Get To 300, Said I Have To Get To 300 digest *

`199`	* Really Precious Deep Thought Things Right Now digest *
`198`	*** What IS The Truth About Cats & Dogs, Anyway? digest ***
`197`	* From The Choirgirl Hot Tub digest *
`196`	* Was It Good For You? digest *
`195`	* Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain digest *
`194`	* Tori For Dyslexics: "Just Say Yes, You Little Satanist" digest *
`193`	* It's "Bougainvillea" digest *
`192`	* Grink, Squawk, Boink, Blurg, Must Put Out digest hum-m-m-m-m *
`191`	* I Can Be Cruel And I Know Exactly Why -- I Am Evil >:) digest *
`190`	* The White Knight Is In No Hurry digest *
`189`	* She Is Clearly Singing "Where Are The Violets" digest *
`188`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`187`	* Toe Re-Aim Us digest *
`186`	* Cedric, Elf Of Pain digest *
`185`	* Oi digest *
`184`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`183`	* Am I Dead Yet? digest *
`182`	* Auto Reverse digest *
`181`	* Get Shine And Volume With New RDTRN Shampoo digest *
`180`	* Rabbit Rabbit digest *
`179`	* Casper, The Friendly Freak digest *
`178`	* Have Ta Kill Ya digest *
`177`	* Check Your Head digest *
`176`	* Philadelphia Cream Cheese digest *
`175`	* A Little Mental Yoga digest *
`174`	* I'm Addicted To Pickles In Sashes digest *
`173`	[ NO THOUGHTS FOUND ]
`172`	* Help Prevent digest *
`171`	* Get Down, Get Funky digest *
`170`	* Be My Little Baby Bumblebee digest *
`169`	* Where Is My SPARK???? digest *
`168`	* Come On Tori, Light My Fire digest *
`167`	* Break A Leg, Tori! digest *
`166`	* You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown digest *
`165`	* Oh, What A World, What A World! digest *
`164`	* Go To Bed, Dream Instead digest *
`163`	* O----klahoma, Where The La La La Lalala La! digest *
`162`	[ NO THOUGHTS FOUND ]
`161`	*** But Fridays Are Always Good digest ***
`160`	* God Only Knows digest *
`159`	* Touch My Monkey digest *
`158`	* Subliminal Thought Preempted For This Special Dedication: *
`157`	* Haul Some Ass On The Black Bass Pass digest *
`156`	* Good Luck digest *
`155`	* April Fool digest *
`154`	* Beware Of Azure-Clad Goats digest *
`153`	* Illuminate Aluminum Linoleum (3x fast) digest *
`152`	* Something Wild Compels You digest *
`151`	* Tweedledum And Tweedledee digest *
`150`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *

`149`	* Scurvy digest *
`148`	* Gingerbread digest *
`147`	* You Talking To Me? digest *
`146`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`145`	* Hot 'n' Chunky digest *
`144`	* Eireann Go Brath (Ireland Forever) digest *
`143`	* Give Me A Quarter Or I'll Touch You digest *
`142`	* Goofball digest *
`141`	* Snap, Crackle, Doink! digest *
`140`	* When In Doubt, Go Naked digest *
`139`	* Almost There digest *
`138`	* Would You Like Some Ketchup With Those Fries? digest *
`137`	* Ketchup, Ketchup, Will I Ever Ketchup? digest *
`136`	* Walk On The Wild Side digest *
`135`	* California Seedless Raisins digest *
`134`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`133`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`132`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`131`	* Birthday digest *
`130`	* Be Willing digest *
`129`	* Shave digest *
`128`	* Love Something digest *
`127`	* Tasty digest *
`126`	* Plan Ahead digest *
`125`	* Be My Valentine digest *
`124`	* This Is Your Lucky Day digest *
`123`	* You Can Do It, If You Try digest *
`122`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`121`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`120`	* Fecundity digest *
`119`	* Believe In Miracles digest *
`118`	* Plunder digest *
`117`	* You Cannot Live Without An RDTRN Shirt! digest *
`116`	* Happy Groundhog Day digest *
`115`	* Blue And Pink Day digest *
`114`	* Minty Fresh digest *
`113`	* Big Hug, Big Hug, Big Hug, Big Hug, Big Hug digest *
`112`	* Seduce Women Instantly With Subliminal Messages digest *
`111`	* Today's Secret Word Is: ____________ digest *
`110`	* Whistle While You Work digest *
`109`	* Be Ten Again digest *
`108`	* Just Frippin In The Toes digest *
`107`	* You Know What To Do digest *
`106`	* Invisible Knowledge digest *
`105`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`104`	* Woohoo!!!!! digest *
`103`	* Fluctuate Diathermically digest *
`102`	* Do A Good Deed digest *
`101`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`100`	* digest *

`99`	* Tie A Boy digest *
`98`	* Buy A Toy digest *
`97`	* Submit A Mondegreen digest *
`96`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`95`	* Smile, Darn Ya, Smile digest *
`94`	* Spank Me digest *
`93`	* Umoja, Kuumba, Imani! digest *
`92`	* Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! digest *
`91`	* Chag Sameach, Shalom! digest *
`90`	* Feliz Natal e Feliz ano Novo! digest *
`89`	* Frohe Weihnachten und ein Gutes Neues Jahr! digest *
`88`	* Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo! digest *
`87`	* Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia i szczesliwego Nowego Roku! digest *
`86`	* Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een gelukkig nieuwjaar! digest *
`85`	* Joyeux Noel et Bonne Annee! digest *
`84`	* Feliz Navidad y Prospero Ano! digest *
`83`	* Hauskaa joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta! digest *
`82`	* Kiss An Elf digest *
`81`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`80`	* Dance, Sugarplums, Dance digest *
`79`	* Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly digest *
`78`	* Make The Yuletide Gay digest *
`77`	* Santa For President digest *
`74`	* Ask Why digest *
`74`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`74`	* Wallow digest *
`73`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`72`	* Blow Raspberries digest *
`71`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`70`	* Too Tired digest *
`69`	* Let's Do The Time Warp (Again) digest *
`68`	* Duck, Duck, Goose! digest *
`67`	* Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze Me digest *
`66`	* Frolic, Frolic, Frolic digest *
`65`	* Live And Let Live digest *
`64`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`63`	* Cry At A Sad Movie digest *
`62`	* Whisper Sweet Nothings digest *
`61`	* Dance Down The Moon digest *
`60`	* Tell A Dirty Joke digest *
`59`	* Today Is A Free Day -- Do Whatever digest *
`58`	* Give Me A Piece Of Free Birthday Cake digest *
`57`	* Dare To Try digest *
`56`	* Wear Your Naughties digest *
`55`	* Dance A Jig digest *
`54`	* Learn To Like The Cold, Wet Kind, Too digest *
`53`	* Learn To Like Rain digest *
`52`	* Go To The Zoo digest *
`51`	* Read "The Cat In The Hat" digest *
`50`	* Sing A Song Of Sixpence digest *

`49`	* Fly Me To The Moon digest *
`48`	* Two Thumbs Up, Way Up! digest *
`47`	* This Is A Subliminal Message digest *
`46`	* Talk To The Trees digest *
`45`	* Kiss Your Boss digest *
`44`	* Procrastinate Tomorrow digest *
`43`	* End Thoughts Right Now digest *
`42`	* Best When Used Before MAR 99 digest *
`41`	* Lather, Rinse, Repeat digest *
`40`	* Eat Flowers digest *
`39`	* Set Your Clock Back digest *
`38`	* Take A Chance digest *
`37`	* Swim In A Fountain digest *
`36`	* Bang A Gong digest *
`35`	* Get It On digest *
`34`	* Big Brother Is Watching digest *
`33`	* Mend A Cobweb digest *
`33`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`32`	* Touch A Stranger digest *
`32`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`31`	* Wish On The Wind digest *
`31`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`30`	* Run Away With The Circus digest *
`30`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`29`	* Do The Hokey Pokey digest *
`29`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`28`	* Think Friday Thoughts digest *
`28`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`27`	* End Thoughts Right Now digest *
`27`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`26`	* Go To The Zoo digest *
`26`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`25`	* What's The Frequency, Kenneth? digest *
`25`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`24`	* Get On The Wall, Babe digest *
`24`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`23`	* Out, Out, Damn Spot digest *
`23`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`22`	* Swing On A Star digest *
`22`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`21`	* Bite A Mailman digest *
`21`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`20`	* Twist And Shout digest *
`20`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`19`	* Peel Out The <anthem@virginia.edu> digest *
`19`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`18`	* Just For The Taste Of It, Diet Coke digest *
`18`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`17`	* You Are Getting Very Sleepy digest *
`17`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`16`	* ADOPT AN AOL SUBSCRIBER digest *
`16`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`15`	* Walk On The Wild Side digest *
`15`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`14`	* Don't Wear Underwear digest *
`14`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`13`	* ...But Don't Call Her "Digest" digest *
`13`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`12`	* Call Your Mother digest *
`12`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`11`	* Eat Peas For Breakfast digest *
`11`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`10`	* Bark Like A Dog digest *
`10`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`9`	* End Thoughts Right Now digest*
`9`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`8`	* End Thoughts Right Now digest *
`8`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`8`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`7`	* End Thoughts Right Now digest *
`7`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`7`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`6`	[ NO THOUGHTS FOUND ]
`6`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`6`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`5`	[ NO THOUGHTS FOUND ]
`5`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`5`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`4`	[ NO THOUGHTS FOUND ]
`4`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`4`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`3`	[ NO THOUGHTS FOUND ]
`3`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`3`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`3`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`3`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`2`	[ NO THOUGHTS FOUND ]
`2`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`2`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`2`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`2`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`2`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1`	[ NO THOUGHTS FOUND ]
`1`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *
`1`	* Subliminal Day Off digest *

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