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Really Deep Thoughts Right Now Volume 03 : Issue #1884
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Tori Amos, "Thoughts"
In this issue:
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quick note to Jim [ Cyndi S Crawford <cyndi.crawford@ju ]
replies [ John Bragazzi <utown@worldnet.att.n ]
shameless commerce, part 2. [ "Bethany Rose" <hejira@u-town.com> ]
the advocate on toal [ fingerpuppets <woj@smoe.org> ]
Santa is a fat bastard [ Brian Cooper <byteme@smartchat.net. ]
dude, golden girls is on right now [ "jessica parsons" <fullblownlife@ho ]
A Christmas Visit from Jolly Old Dic [ "Beth Coulter" <betheqt@voicenet.co ]
mail & guardian interview [ fingerpuppets <woj@smoe.org> ]
Breaking Up was Hard to do... [ "Beth Coulter" <betheqt@voicenet.co ]
the pushme-pullyu [ John Bragazzi <utown@worldnet.att.n ]
Missed a digest? Pick up a copy at the RDTRN archives:
http://www.torithoughts.org/rdtrn/archives
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Top 10 Reasons Why Chanukah is better than Christmas
10. There's no "Kathy Lee Gifford Special".
, 9. Eight days of presents
, , , , | , , , , 8. No need to clean the chimney.
| | | | | | | | | 7. There's no latke-nog.
| | | | | | | | | 6. Burl Ives doesn't sing Chanukah songs.
\ | | | | | | | / 5. You won't be pressured to buy Chanukah
'=.J_|_|_|_L.=' Seals.
}|{ 4. You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie
{|} Brown."
_}|{_ 3. No barking dog version of "I Had A
/_____\ Little Driedl."
2. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.
1. Latkes are cheaper to mail than
fruitcakes.
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Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2003 02:11:48 GMT
From: Cyndi S Crawford <cyndi.crawford@juno.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: quick note to Jim
okay, okay, okay. so I'm late again. whatever.
Jim, you're in my thoughts. I hope your daughter recovers from this fully.
*big massive hug* think happy thoughts. not just "I'm a fluffy little bear!
^__^" thoughts but more along the lines of.. ya know.. "she'll get better"
thoughts. :) *hug*
I never really know what to say about these situations either, everybody,
so we can be together in our awkwardness--as long as we just send positive
thoughts and prayers (whatever you prefer. :D) to Jim and hope for a speedy
recovery for his daughter.
... sound good to you Jim? :D
in other news, my freaking computer is dying again.. so my brother
attempted to reformat my C drive.
so.. I've lost EVERYTHING. *grumble* and that's if the computer didn't back
up the files I told it to--to the second hard drive.... let's hope that it
did because otherwise, ALL of my pics of various events in my life, ALL of
my mp3s, ALL of my emails, and ALL of my stories.. are GONE. *grumble*
but I'm hoping for the best. keep your collective heads up. whatever's got
us down won't keep us down for long. so on that note, TEENK HAPPY TAWTS!
I'll do the replies thing later since tomorrow's my last day of school
before next quarter and... YAY! christmaaaaas!
*dance*dance*dance*dance*dance*dance*dance*
Sincerely, Cyndi S. Crawford
"I know we're dying / and there's no sign of a parachute / we scream in
cathedrals / why can't it be beautiful / why does there gotta be a
sacrifice?" -- Tori Amos
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Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2003 07:14:33 -0500
From: John Bragazzi <utown@worldnet.att.net>
To: RDT Right Now <rdtrn@torithoughts.org>
Subject: replies
Jim said:
> Maybe Judy will walk away from this and we all will be happy.
I hope so.
Keep us posted as you can.
I don't know which is worse, sudden tragedy or lingering uncertainty. I
think they're equally awful if the person is young.
The sister of a friend of mine had a bad cold a few weeks ago, her husband
left the room for a half hour, and when he came back she was dead.
Everybody is still in shock, not really grasping that it happened.
cheefooska juan said:
> everytime i fall in love i (at least) come down with a devastating case
> of diarrhea (but i sorta think that's quite common)
I knew somebody once who had diarrhea once for a solid month while she
wrestled about whether to end a relationship and move out. I thought it
was significant that she had a malady which made it difficult to leave the
house (she rejects this interpretation). But eventually she packed up her
diarrhea and stubbornness and moved out anyway. Then she traveled around
the world and got a black belt in karate.
We're still good friends, too.
As B/4,
John
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Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2003 23:05:12 -0500
From: "Bethany Rose" <hejira@u-town.com>
To: "Dipfucks" <rdtrn@torithoughts.org>
Subject: shameless commerce, part 2.
check it out:
http://hejira.u-town.com/knit.html
i learned to knit, and now i offer you cute hats for the entire family.
please take a look. I'm taking orders for Christmas until Saturday the 20th.
if you're interested, please drop a line.
with that, she was gone.
bethany
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a journal : http://hejira.u-town.com
she runs through the streets / with her eyes painted red
under black belly of cloud in the rain / in through a doorway she brings me
White gold and pearls stolen from the sea / she is raging she is raging
And the storm blows up in her eyes / she will suffer the needle chill
she's running to stand still (U2)
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Date: Wed, 17 Dec 2003 09:51:41 -0500
From: fingerpuppets <woj@smoe.org>
To: torinews@smoe.org, fiercest clams <precious-things@smoe.org>,
rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: the advocate on toal
<url: http://www.advocate.com/html/stories/905/905_freshear.asp >
Twelve discs for giving
Special holiday gift guide edition: breaking down a dozen of the
season's new greatest hits compilations
By Rob Chin
An Advocate.com exclusive posted December 15, 2003
Tori Amos o Tales of a Librarian: A Tori Amos Collection (Atlantic)
www.toriamos.com
www.atlantic-records.com
What is it? A "musical autobiography" that retraces Myra Ellen Amos's
solo career with a twist: She went back and freshened up the songs
specifically for this project. One disc, 20 tracks, plus a DVD.
What does it have? Half of her seminal debut, Little Earthquakes,
interspersed with one to three selections from each of her subsequent
four albums. The remixes of these songs aren't drastic, merely adding
melodic flourishes, slightly relayered arrangements, and new vocals (a
spoken line in "God," a short coda appended to "Way Down") to bring
extra color to the original outlines without redrawing them. After
all, why fix what isn't broken? Amos's work has always drawn uniquely
devoted fans who will be delighted that such beloved album tracks as
"Tear in Your Hand" and "Mr. Zebra" earned a place beside trademark
singles "Silent All These Years" and "Cornflake Girl." And tampering
with the harrowing a cappella "Me and a Gun" would've been, in a word,
sacrilege.
What's missing? Since it's not about the hits per se, Tales really
can't be judged by that standard. That said, a bucketload of singles
was jettisoned, including "China," "Hey Jupiter," "Raspberry Swirl,"
and "1000 Oceans." Covers album Strange Little Girls is ignored,
presumably because those songs aren't part of Tori's own story. Last
year's Scarlet's Walk was released on another label, so that's out as
well, and anyone who asks about the Y Kant Tori Read material is just
trying to be funny.
Anything special? Two new songs, "Angels" and "Snow Cherries From
France," plus two early B-sides that were fully rerecorded, "Mary" and
"Sweet Dreams." Armand van Helden's techno remix of "Professional
Widow" stands in for the original.
DVD notes: Sound-check footage shows Amos rehearsing three songs not
on the audio disc ("Pretty Good Year," "Honey," "Northern Lad"); a
fourth ("Putting the Damage On") and "Mr. Zebra" get montage clips.
Bottom line: The best of both worlds--musically approachable for
newbies, while longtimers who analyze her every word are offered a
fresh perspective through this carefully assembled dissertation.
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Date: Thu, 18 Dec 2003 21:56:17 +1100
From: Brian Cooper <byteme@smartchat.net.au>
To: Really Deep Thrusts Right Now <rdtrn@torithoughts.org>
Subject: Santa is a fat bastard
I'm not. Well at least not fat. Much.
While I was waiting for my flight home from Perth on Tuesday, I was sitting
in the departure lounge and a mother walks by with a small boy. The boy
looks at me and says, "There's Santa". At first I thought it was amusing,
then I really thought about it. I'm not that old. I have a beard but it's
close cropped and I've managed to avoid grey hairs so far. While I might be
carrying about 5kg more than is ideal, I'm certainly not fat. Saddam after
his capture looked more like Santa than I do.
It's the first time I've ever heard that one from a kid. There have been a
lot of times over the years that kids have pointed to me and said,
"Daddy!". For one thing it embarrasses the hell out of the mothers and that
I find amusing, but it makes me think theres a body double of me out there
having a whole world of fun more than I am.
But speaking of that fat bastard, I saw something today that I'd lick his
hairy sac for and that was a standard definition PC card TV receiver on a
flat panel monitor. I don't think I've ever seen a picture that clear
before. The potential of real time video editing from a digital source all
the way through to DVD quality output is something to get excited about if
you're into that sort of thing. It's not quite on the market yet, but it's
the shit. Cyndi - you'll cream yourself when you see this stuff.
If not, I'd still settle for a digital set-top box and a LCD TV, or the
budget is really tight, a Nikon D100 digital camera. Of course, I really
don't expect any of this stuff, but I think a set-top box is at the top of
my shopping list.
Did anybody think Nell's birthday request for either a pony or a shotgun
was a little scary? While at 22 she might be a little old for a pony, I'd
rather buy her one over the alternative.
Now from before I went away in digest 1880, Gabriela suggested she'd posted
her thoughts on "Librarian" before. Since you mentioned it... yah, I recall
that, but it was a fair while from the release of it in the rest of the
world compared to here, so it just slipped my mind. Your recap was
certainly thorough and well thought out.
I think from most people's comments so far, consensus would probably be
that "Librarian" was found lacking. Either for not enough content or the
selection and reworking of content. When doing a compilation album, you're
never going to please everyone with the track list but the more perilous
path to take is that of reworking. When people have loved a song for 10
years only to find it's different now, you're sure to upset a lot more. But
it's also something listeners will come to terms with the more they play
it, once the initial shock has worn off.
John on the subject of his DVD collection of three... believe me, those
things breed like crazy once you let them in the house. I got my first DVD
player two years ago and I think it's time I did an audit as I've got no
clue how many I've got now. They've certainly made up for my lack of
interest in CDs.
Bethey - being in love does feel a lot like being sick, at least you don't
spend your time sneezing and hacking up your lungs. Give me that over a
dose of the flu every time. Wow, there's a lot of sickies on this list at
the moment. I'd heard about the flu epidemic in the U.S. at the moment. I'm
wondering if it's the same one that was here last winter which I thankfully
dodged. The major symptom included firing from both ends at once. It made
me happy all I had was a bad sinus infection, but not by much.
Best wishes to you and your family, Jim.
Adieu,
Brian
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Date: Thu, 18 Dec 2003 15:55:35 -0800
From: "jessica parsons" <fullblownlife@hotmail.com>
To: rdtrn@torithoughts.org
Subject: dude, golden girls is on right now
thank you to everyone who sent me brithday greetings! i really appreciated
all of them. i got a bunch of get fuzzy stuff, a hippo t-shirt that my
friend found on ebay, a LOT of alcohol at a bar that night and some running
shoes. yeah, i signed up for jogging winter term. i know it will be good for
me if a bit tortuous at first. i have to fly to california next week to see
my family. :( it will be really stressful and i'm tempted to hire a
temporary nurse to go with me and take my blood pressure every half hour to
see how high it is due to the insanity of being around my mom and
grandparents. ehhh... i got a ticket to see linkin park on valentine's day.
i'm SO excited, i love them. if no one hears from me ever again after
february 14th it's because i decided to be a linkin park groupie and make
love to mike shinoda and joseph hahn for all of eternity, every day at least
twice. i got a linkin park calendar and i even joined their fan club!
hahaha. the last fan club i joined was new kids on the block when i was
about 9.
i hope everyone on this list that has the flu is feeling better or gets
better really soon. take care.
love jessica
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Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2003 09:33:05 -0500
From: "Beth Coulter" <betheqt@voicenet.com>
To: "RDT Right Now" <rdtrn@torithoughts.org>
Subject: A Christmas Visit from Jolly Old Dick
http://www.democracymeansyou.com/satire/12-19-03-st.dick.htm
by Jane Allen, DMY Poetess
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all 'round the ranch,
Not a creature was stirring, not a leaf, nor a branch.
The stockings were hung by the Humvee with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The boys were all nestled so smug in their beds,
While visions of re-election danced in their heads.
And Karl in his kerchief and George in his cap,
Had just settled down for a well-deserved nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Karl sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.
The Secret Service drew their guns, quite certain they were
That domestic terrorists threatened their leader so pure.
The searchlights illumined the new-fallen snow,
Giving sparkle and clarity to objects below.
When, what to Karl's wondering eyes should appear,
But an enormous sleigh and twelve greedy reindeer.
With a stealthy old driver, so lively and quick,
Karl knew in a moment it must be Jolly Old Dick.
More rapid than stock trades his exhortations came,
As he whistled, and shouted, and called each by name.
"Now, Diebold! Now, Bechtel! Now, Tyco and Exxon!
On, Enron! On, Worldcom! On, Halli and Burton!
On, GE! On, Shell! On, Dow and GM!
To the top of the mansion, I'll get you all in!"
Those reindeer, they struggled. The sleigh was so full!
But bound and determined, they all gave a great pull,
And up to the rooftop, the greedy, they flew
With a sleigh full of presents, and Jolly Dick too.
And then, in a twinkling, Karl heard on the roof
The impatient pawing of each heavy hoof.
As he smiled with relief and was turning around,
Down the chimney came Jolly Old Dick with a bound.
Dick's eyes were 'a twinkling, his countenance merry,
He danced as he sang, "The re-election we will carry."
The huge sack he then opened spilled onto the floor,
"I bring millions of greenbacks," he crowed, "But there's more."
"The children are hungry, I'm hearing their plea.
The jobless are struggling, but that's them - not me.
They think we don't care, that we never take note,
But, help babies and sick grannies?! Heck, they don't vote!"
"The glaciers are melting. NAFTA's a joke.
Nuclear power's on the upswing. The treasury's broke.
The free world now hates us, we go it alone.
All tyrants envy our hubris, as we build our own throne."
"We're enabling polluters. We're killing the seas.
We're drilling Alaska. Enviros are on their knees."
"Oh, Dickie," Karl inquired, "What else did you bring?
It's been such a good year. Don't we have everything?"
"No, Karl," Jolly Dick said. "There's lots more ahead,
It's not enough that Americans are hiding under the bed.
There will be arsenic and mercury for good girls and boys.
Aren't coal mines and slag heaps and oil rigs great toys?"
"Dear Dickie," Karl bubbled, "You are such a wag.
I can't imagine what else you've got hid in that bag."
Dick glowed as he whispered, and in the bag he did reach,
"Next, we'll take over the Internet--total war on free speech!"
"Blogs will be shut down, we'll do it so fast,
Alternate news sources will be a thing of the past.
Foreign journals and whistleblowers will be stopped in their tracks.
We'll write all our own news and dispense with those hacks."
"Freedom of information? Ha!" Dick said with a sway,
"We'll stop those annoying questions. No more, no way.
Ashy will be tireless as he plugs every leak.
He'll cite homeland security for all the info they seek."
"We'll make everything secret, we'll do it with ease.
All protesters in jail, and their money we'll seize.
We'll make every question and dissent a high crime.
All our enemies will be silenced, just give me a bit more time."
"Congress is our lapdog, the people are asleep.
There is much more to do, more promises to keep.
The truth we have twisted, the lies we have told,
But next year, I promise, we'll be even more bold."
"Our cause is so righteous, so just and so true,
The Bill of Rights is in our way, but we know what to do.
I can't stay much longer," said Old Dick (looking weary),
"There's much to be done, and I'm in a great hurry."
With a smirk and a leer, Jolly Dick turned around.
As he entered the chimney, his feet left the ground.
The deer on the rooftop heard Dick say, "My pet,
Happy Christmas to us all. The world ain't seen nothin' yet."
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Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2003 09:58:21 -0500
From: fingerpuppets <woj@smoe.org>
To: torinews@smoe.org, fiercest clams <precious-things@smoe.org>,
rdtrn@torithoughts.org, toriphery@groups.msn.com
Subject: mail & guardian interview
<url: http://www.chico.mweb.co.za/art/2003/2003dec/031219-tori.html >
Talking to Tori
Amos can talk about her love of Led Zeppelin being a result of her
eastern Cherokee genes and, before you know it, you're discussing
land rights. Soulful folk diva Tori Amos talks to Will Hodgkinson
"My grandfather would sing to me when I was a baby, and he was part
eastern Cherokee," says singer-songwriter Tori Amos, explaining why the
music of the North American plains Indians has been such a formative
influence on her life. "His grandmother was a Cherokee who escaped the
Trail of Tears and ran off into the Smoky Mountains in 1839. So she
would tell these stories about the life of her people to my
grandfather, who in turn would sing them to me. That experience
certainly shaped the way I am today."
Americans can say these things in all seriousness and get away with it.
Amos can claim a cultural heritage by being one-16th Cherokee Indian,
but if I whipped out a fiddle in homage to the fact that my own
grandfather was a roving Gypsy before his gammy leg forced him into a
life in front of the telly, it would quite rightly be snatched from me
and smashed over my head. Yet Amos can talk about her love of Led
Zeppelin being a result of her eastern Cherokee genes and, before you
know it, you're discussing land rights.
"I was exposed to severe church music a little later," continues Amos,
whose father is a Methodist minister in Washington DC. "Charles Wesley
had an ability to write some wonderful hymns based on old English sea
shanties, but the way these songs were delivered . . . it was very
rigid and you couldn't find any soulfulness in there. But if I got
lucky I would go to the black church down the street, and that was
swinging."
Perhaps these diverse influences help explain why Amos's own music
falls into such a unique place. She claims to have started playing the
piano at the age of two-and-a-half, and by five she was studying at a
conservatory, getting trained for a career as a classical pianist that
she was never to fulfil. Instead, she became a singer-pianist, played
around with a variety of images, suffered inevitable comparisons with
Kate Bush and relocated to Cornwall in western England with her
sound-engineer husband. Now she has released Tales of a Librarian, a
greatest-hits album that, with typical eccentricity, has been compiled
in accordance with the rules of the Dewey decimal system.
"I'd rather tell you about an affair I had than let you know about the
records that are on my turntable," Amos announces, countering my
request to have a look through her favourites. "It's a very personal
thing and I like to keep it close to my chest. But I'll tell you about
a few of the things that have passed my way over the years."
Amos produces a handful of CDs that she is willing to talk about,
including Fleetwood Mac's Rumours, Rickie Lee Jones' self-titled first
album and Joni Mitchell's 1968 album Song to a Seagull. Rumours is
chosen because it has good production values; Jones because her sultry,
bar-room style of storytelling suggests that she has lived a certain
life, and Mitchell because she is the one singer-songwriter whose skill
surpasses that of all others. "She works with complicated melodies, and
her storylines have such a poetic language," says Amos. "Dylan's
melodies are really very simple, but hers are intricate. I'm a musician
first, not a words person, and am drawn to people who manoeuvre a
musical language in a way that I find unusual. There are plenty of
people whose attitude I like, who I think have something to say, but
few who are building a sonic architecture that hasn't been built
before."
Mitchell sang about the record industry's Starmaker Machine, something
that Amos knows intimately. Before the release of her own first album,
1991's Little Earthquakes, she was told that it would be impossible to
market a female singer who plays the piano. The plan was to take all
the piano parts off the record and replace them with guitar. "They
wanted to create this fictional character of a girl with a guitar, and
it almost got to the point where I was quite willing to burn the tapes
of the album. After all, I could record it all again, but I couldn't go
round to every house in America and say, `This isn't how it should be.
Can I play it for you again?"'
Then there's Zeppelin. It sounds like musical repression was par for
the course in Amos's childhood home: her mother would wait until her
father had gone to church before she got out the Frank Sinatra records,
and her brother had to sneak LPs by the Doors in and out of the house
as if they were illicit substances.
"Bands like Led Zeppelin did create a revolution, and they were a
terrible threat to my father's kind of church, which denies sexuality,"
she says. "Young women were feeling things with Led Zeppelin, and I
remember moving my body in a way I hadn't moved it before. Robert
Plant's sensuality was something I was trying to discover, even though
I was eight at the time."
Living in Cornwall means taking inspiration from the books and records
she picks up on tour, and keeping the rest of the record industry at
arm's length while she and her husband make music in their studio.
"There's no artistic paranoia down there," she says of her reason to
live such an isolated existence. "Sometimes, when I'm in London or New
York, I see composers chasing after the next new thing and they can
forget their own discipline. And believe me, there is no worse place to
be than backstage at the Grammys. When you meet a writer of beautiful
love songs who quite obviously hates women, that's when your dreams
really get shattered." -- GUARDIAN NEWSPAPERS LIMITED 2003
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Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2003 12:57:16 -0500
From: "Beth Coulter" <betheqt@voicenet.com>
To: "RDT Right Now" <rdtrn@torithoughts.org>
Subject: Breaking Up was Hard to do...
Dear Phil,
You know you were my first love, my first kiss. You became in no time at
all, every breath that I took. How I loved you! I sacrificed everything
for my love for you. And then I found out the truth about you 6 months ago.
I found out that you used my love and created death and destruction. Oh, I
should have known something was wrong when you first seduced me at the
tender age of ten, with pretend kisses, making me think I looked all grown
up. I didn't know then you were making me give up my allowance for you.
And where did my $.50 a week go? I didn't know then, but I know now.
Over the many years of our affair (I must admit the love was all on my side
at this point, so it was only an affair), you took more from me every week,
every month. But I loved you! You were more important to me than food and
shelter. As long as Phil was with me, being part of my very breath, I could
survive anything. $1000's of dollars went toward you, money that I didn't
really have. But you needed the money. But what did you do with it?
95% of the money I gave you, you gave to the government, who gave it to
people who make things that blow up and burn people. When I was 10 years
old, I contributed to the creation of the napalm that made those children
run naked and burned down the road. Why Phil Why??? Why didn't you give
the money to the farmers who needed it to continue to farm? Why did you
make all those families leave their farms so big corporations could farm
instead? Why Phil Why? You took my money and used it to hurt people.
Wasn't it bad enough that your very love was toxic to begin with? That
everyone who loved you ends up sick and dying? No, you had to spread your
love to the world and seduce them like you seduced me.
So Phil, this is why I kissed you goodbye 6 months ago today. You took my
love and money and turned it against everything I believe in. All I can do
now is warn others of your toxic love and lies and thievery. I myself have
a new relationship with a nice Indonesian Clove who isn't addictive and
vindictive like you are.
People, watch out for my ex. He isn't choosy when it comes to new loves,
men, women, children...He takes them all. His name is Phillip Morris and
has many brothers who use different names. Avoid these wicked guys with
every fiber of your being. If you can't give up tobacco, then buy
international. Do not contribute to the continued destruction of our world
while you are destroying your body.
Bye Bye Phil. Hope you rot in hell. Have a nice day.
Fairy Blessings,
Bethey
I'm OK when Everything's not OK
cause it's the Fairies Revenge they say
And I have always been a Fairy.
www.bethcoulter.com
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Date: Sat, 20 Dec 2003 08:59:42 -0500
From: John Bragazzi <utown@worldnet.att.net>
To: RDT Right Now <rdtrn@torithoughts.org>
Subject: the pushme-pullyu
Dalsh said:
> Also, the last 3 CDs
> prior to this one were sorely underrrepresented.
I've just looked at the track list on amazon.com and this is really
striking. I'm wondering if this is one way for her to say that the "big
rock band" CDs were a wrong direction for her, that a more intimate sound
and style is more where she wants to go (and/or perhaps more where her
fans want her to go). No idea, but it's interesting to think about.
> This is more an "anthology" or "essential" collection than a "greatest
> hits".
I agree. "Greatest Hits" compilations are (or should be) easy. Which
songs were hits? Put them together. Like the recent Elvis set with all
his #1 hits. Anything else is some other kind of compilation.
As artists get older, the temptation can increase to go back and "fix" the
older works. This works in some cases, but it can be a slippery slope
(how many times has Coppola re-edited the "Godfather" movies into
different forms?)
> Bjork did a little of both on one of her box sets, her "personal picks",
> and the single hits.
Joni Mitchell did this as well, with "Hits" and "Misses" (I think that's
what they were called, I don't own either).
Of course, I could be accused of doing the same thing, since I'm now
finishing a novel I wrote in 1990, but I maintain that's different, since
it was abandoned and now I'm finishing it. It's not like it was complete
and then I went back to rewrite it. Really, it's completely different.
No similarity at all betweemn the two situations.
However, I do recognize the urge to go back and straighten out your
works. :-)
But usually your older works are just fine, representing quite nicely the
artist you were at the time, and meddling with them from your later
perspective doesn't help. I'm conscious of that in the work I'm doing
now, trying not to re-do the entire thing based on my current perspectives.
One obvious exception to all this is situations where the work was not
released as the artist originally intended, like Orson Welles' "Touch of
Evil" where changes were made over which he had no control, and he fought
for the rest of his life to have the movie restored to his original
vision. (the bad news: he never did succeed; the good news: others did,
after his death, the restored version was released in theaters and is now
available on video and DVD, and it is indeed much better).
I think in general an artist should look forward, though that doesn't mean
"always and in every situation." But in general. A few years ago someone
asked Robert Altman how he dealt with the fact that many of his best
movies were not available on video. "How can I deal with it?" he asked.
"I go make another movie."
I think he's onto something.
As B/4,
John
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